"Hey Coco!" I called, gesturing my friend Coco over to where I was reading my Dick & Dom Joke Book. "It says here that Michael Fish is one of the many things relating to fish." Coco tried to stop a giggle escaping from her lips as she spluttered, "Why would Dick and Dom choose to do that?" "Because they're idiots," I replied. "They always know how to make fun of British celebrities and go all potty over them - and I don't mean dump a potty full of toddler wee all over them!" "Eurgh," said Coco, "That's disgusting! You don't think that surely Dick and Dom are behind the most annoying show on TV?" "Yep - Diddy TV. The most annoying show on TV besides Just Kidding. It just has no teaching value whatsoever. Whatever they did to put this show on the air, I'm glad they took it off, because-" "CBBC has gone woke, I know," said Coco. "But hey, I think it was great they took that sickening show off the air, don't you think?" "Mmmmm, yeah," I said. "Dick and Dom are stupid when it comes to being diddy." "Being diddy is awful, I agree," said Coco, "There are no life skills to learn whatsoever from those two, just how to be stupid and dumb and annoy your parents." "But hey, at least they got a bit in the book where they proposed a version of Coronation Street where all the residents are chickens!" I stifled a laugh, but then I saw Coco sighing. Eventually, my mood changed. "Coco, what's wrong?" "Things just aren't the same since Alma and Stan left the street. Lest we remember them forever." And now, here we are, standing at their graves with bouquets of flowers, placing them by their tombstones in the rain. They will be sorrowfully missed.
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