Sunday, 12 November 2023

The Fat Van

Furaha drove along the road as Orko sang ‘Kiss The Girl’ to Vulpix, when all of a sudden, they stopped behind a van. It was a white van with a few dirt marks on it. At first, Furaha was silent. Then she began to laugh. “What’s so funny?” asked Orko. “Look at its number plate!” cackled Furaha. Orko and Vulpix looked. Its license plate read: “UR2 FAT”. Orko and Vulpix started laughing as well. “Oh crud, imagine! A van with a license plate calling everyone fat!” laughed Orko. “That would be offensive, because some drivers pig out on crisps and cakes in the back of their car!” “Tell me about it, this is bananas!” cried Furaha. The man behind them beeped his horn. “OI!” he cried, “Get a move on!” “Sorry!” Furaha called as she drove on to the pizza place.

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