Animal Rap

May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?

Have you ever been to Australia Zoo??

I repeat, have you ever been to Australia Zoo?

We're gonna have a problem here.

Y'all act like you never seen Steve Irwin before

Jaws belong to all the animals who give a roar

And lots of animals make crowds beg for more

Because so many animals want love (WHA?!)

I think you’re all knowing why I wrote this song

You didn't just say this song’s going to be meta?

And Mei-Mei said-, nothing you idiots

Mei-Mei's kidnapped by animal thieves (ROAR!)

That’s why we wanted more folks

Chicka-chicka-chicka Scream Street, I'm sick of it

Look at it, walkin' around, howlin’ you-know-what

Taking things out his cloak, yeah, but he's so cute though

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse, than what's goin' on in Mae’s bedroom

Sometimes Beep goes on TV and lets loose, but can't

But it's cool for a dinosaur to deliver poetry

Learn the ABC, learn the ABC

Toilets are for weeing if you need a little pe

And that's what the Wiggles deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what language skills are

Of course, they're gonna know what patterns is

By the time they hit preschool

They got Teletubbies Everywhere, don't they?

We ain't nothin' but mammals

Well, some of us are apes

But save it for your next wildlife tour

But if we can find the animals and study them

Then there's no reason that Starlight Glimmer and I can't be buddies then!

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote

Kids wave your zoo flags, sing the chorus and it goes...

I'm Sybil, the animal study

All you other studiers are just imitating

So won't you join in with our Animal Rap

Animal Rap, Animal Rap

'Cause I'm Sybil, yes, I'm a real expert

All you other animal experts, are just imitating

So won't you join in with our Animal Rap

Animal Rap, Animal Rap

MC Grammar is so boring he could put a crowd to sleep

Well I’m not, so not him and not you too

You think I give a cake about a tiger

Half of you critics can't even stomach it

When a tiger eats and burps (UUUURRRP!)

But Sybil, what if you become a zookeeper

Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here

So you can sit me here next to Bindi and Terry?

Wow, I think Mort would better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Mort, Pop & Uncle Joe

And hear 'em argue over which place they want to go

Little kids put me on blast on CBBC

Yeah, he's cute, but I think she's married to Luke, hehe!

I should download the noises of my animal friends

And show the whole world, how CBBC came to an end (ahh!)

I'm sick of you boring TV channels, all you are is American

So I have been sent here to destroy you

And there's a million of us just like me

Who play like me, who just likes to give hugs like me

Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me

And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me

'Cause I'm Sybil, the animal expert

All you other experts, are just imitating

So will you join in with our animal rap

Animal rap, animal rap

'Cause I'm Sybil, yes, an animal expert

All you other animal experts, are just imitating

So won't you join in with our animal rap?

Animal rap, animal rap

I'm like a eye trip to watch, 'cause I'm only givin' you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room

The only difference is I got the mind to say it in front of y'all

And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all

I just get on the mic and scream t

And whether you like to admit it, I just bite it

Better than ninety percent of you experts out can

Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these songs like burgers?

It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm 20

I'll be the only kid in the nursin' home with plenty

Catching butterflies while I'm hangin’ with Mackenzie

And I'm twerkin' but this whole bag of sweets isn't workin'

In every single person there's a Sybil lurkin'

He could be workin' at Woolworths, looking at pretty things

Or in the playground circling, screaming in joy

With her pride up and her clothes off

So won’t you join in with our animal rap

And put one of those fingers, on your hand and CLAP!

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time loud as you can, how does it go?

*record scratch*

Haha, guess there's an animal in all of us, Sybil. What have you got to say

Cupcakes, let's all roar loudly!

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!