I Announce The Huge Bluey News To My Friends

In my cosy little Australian house...

ME: Right, everyone, I've called you all here today because I have some exciting news.

ZECORA: Is My Little Pony returning to TV?

If it is, then it'll be stardom for me.

ME: Not that. What I meant to say was, on April 9th this year, Bluey is returning to Aussie TV screens with NEW EPISODES!

(Everyone gasps and cheers in excitement)

ME: It's evident that I got that message the moment I saw that clip of Bluey and Bingo with their mum in the lift. Can you imagine the amount of stuff she's carrying at the moment?

LUKE: It's huge!

BINGO: Wait. Did you...catch our mum packing?

ME: Of course I did. Take a look!

(I hold up photos of Mum packing her bags for the holiday. Everyone gasps in shock)

ZECORA: I I hadn't been thoroughly told,

Her umbrella's coloured solid gold.

BEEP: You unbelievable little idiot, trying to look around for a simple explanation as to why Mum is packing.

BLUEY: Don't tell her she's...

ME: (laughs) She's not splitting up with your dad, don't worry.

(Bluey & Bingo sigh in relief)

MORT: Excuse me, Sybil?

ME: Yes, Mort?

MORT: I'm so glad you mentioned new episodes of Bluey are airing in Australia. Those compilations on Sky Kids are just endless. What Beep, Bluey, Bingo and I really want is...to go home.

ME: You are home.

(Thunder flashes outside. Everyone switches off the lights and scrambles under the covers as it begins to rain heavily)

ME: Come out, everyone, it's only thunder!

CLEO: Wow, what a wild night.

MORT: Can you believe I'm home in Australia where I truly belong?

ME: Yep, I sure do.

(I get into bed and snuggle with my friends, dreaming of Season 3C of Bluey)