ME: God almighty, guys, RED ALERT! EMERGENCY! GET IN THE SHELTER! DUCK AND COVER!
LUKE: I'll just get a drink.
ME: Come back, you stupid b****** and put on your f***ing helmets!
CLEO: What? How can you get freaked over our show? You only did a soothing story yesterday and everything was fine.
ME: NO I DIDN'T! SHUT UP AND WEAR YOUR HELMETS
RESUS: Oh my god! Is there really going to be a nuclear attack?
ME: No! The second season is coming!
SIX: We've never been so alert in all our lives.
ME: For God's sake, shut up!
LUKE/RESUS/CLEO/SIX: Woah!/Oh no!/We have to be quick!
ME: Put them on! Put them on! Put them on!
CLEO: But what about Dad?
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Lie down. Keep away from the television. Read the new Scream Street books just in case. Do not tune into CBBC. Put on your helmets immediately. Repeat: stay indoors. Do not leave your home.
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