I didn't have any story ideas, but luckily I took Mum's advice and thought up a skit based on one of the jokes from the Scream Street Spooktacular Joke Book. One of the jokes was about Dr Skulley going to the school cafeteria, and this was the scenario for one of my skits. All the school are having lunch, and Dr Skulley refuses a bite of Luke's sandwich. He goes into the classroom and has a bite of his lunch, but suddenly he feels the sandwich he was eating go through his ribcage and back onto the floor. He realises he has anorexia, and becomes so hungry he eats his lunch, only to have it fall down his ribcage again. He drinks water, but it falls through his ribcage and he slips and falls. The phone rings, and Dr Skulley screams into it, demanding treatment for his anorexia. He then coughs and chokes and splutters before falling to the ground, now a jumble of bones. When the class re-enters the classroom a few minutes later, they don't see Dr Skulley anywhere, but they do see an ambulance leaving, its sirens blaring. This causes all the class to go home early.
Sounds pretty dark, doesn't it?
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