Saturday, 11 December 2021

Top 10 Descriptions For Scream Street Episodes I Should've Done If I Made A Blog From 2015-2018

Today, I present to you some deleted scenes from when I should've watched Scream Street! I should've set up a blog about the time I moved to Scotland, but I was just too busy. Trust me, these descriptions will be like those deleted scenes you have spotted on Disney DVDs, with added Scream flavour. Here are my top 10 descriptions from every day Scream Street aired on TV.
10.The Curse Of Eternal Youth - 16th August 2017.
[All of CBBC is attending Cleo's party. Tyler approaches Cleo as she's drinking punch]
TYLER: What do you plan to do on your deathday, Cleo?
CLEO: Oh, nothing, I just want to freeze time and play a prank on Otto.
TYLER: AAAAAAAA!!!
[Everyone screams and races for cover. I am the only one standing, and I approach Cleo, who is a little upset]
ME: Are you okay, Cleo?
CLEO: Why does everyone run away when I say I'm going to freeze time?
ME: Because that's just how your Deathday episode works.
CLEO: I should've said today's Now You See It contains Carl Sagan singing, but it's autotuned.
ME: "I'm not very good at singing songs, but here's a try."
[Cleo and I laugh]
9.Heartbreak Heist - 16th January 2016. The Arthur episode 'Whip Mix Blend' aired at the beginning of that day, and since that episode gave me thoughts of living in the wild, I should've put up that description:
NILES: Look at it, Sybil.
"There are no others.

Close your eyes. Now forget what you see. What do you feel?"
NILES: Her heart. It's stolen today. That doesn't make sense to me.
8.The Bottomless Pit - 22nd November 2018.
ME: Right - this is stinky cheese, these are troll toenails, and this is goblin vomit. Each of you are forced to pick which of these foul-smelling profanities mean to me as much as I mean to you.
CLEO: Gross!
RESUS: I hope I don't pick the troll toenails - not after last time!
ME: You will pick on my command, guys, that's all you have to know. Now GO!"
[Luke, Resus and Cleo lay their hands on the stinky cheese, but Farp appears and takes one, eating it.]
ME/LUKE/RESUS/CLEO: Farp!
FARP: Anyone for seconds? Uh-oh, I think I feel a burp coming on...
ME: Farp, NO!
UUUUUURRRRRPPP!!
7.Banished - 9th December 2015.
CHARLIE: It's Luke.
ME: Luke!
HACKER: Why have you come back?
LUKE: Hacker...I had nothing to do with...
HACKER: You don't belong here!
LUKE: Please, I ask your forgiveness.
ME: Hacker, please, listen to him!
HACKER: Silence! When you first came here you asked for judgement, and I pass it now!
ALL CBBC CHARACTERS & STARS: JUDGEMENT! JUDGEMENT! JUDGEMENT! JUDGEMENT!
HACKER: Let brand new Scream Street commence!
ME: Yes! Yes...Luke!
DANGER MOUSE NARRATOR: Baron Silas Von Greenback has come to dinner with Sir Otto Sneer, but will the two of them get along?
GREENBACK: Mmmmm-mmmm, that feast is so good!
SIR OTTO SNEER: Any room for seconds?
DIXON: You'll have to watch and see!
FARP/DOUG/LUKE: Ah yeah! Bring on the whiskey!
LUELLA: I got the funnel!
DOUG: Yeah!
CLEO: Shove it down Dixon's throat!
DIXON: +glugging noises+
LUKE/RESUS/CLEO/FARP/LUELLA/DOUG: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
DIXON: Pweah! UUUUURRRRPP!!
[Dixon groans and collapses]
4.Zoo Of The Weird - 25th November 2015.
This episode makes Dig and Lulu central stars, as they are lured into the plot of a new character, a normal monster hunter named Carla Black! Her advert will have anyone jumping up and screaming like apes, but sometimes you can't trust a monster hunter to do your bidding...but you can trust the residents of Scream Street, they love to play with you! Oo-be-doo, I wanna be like them!
3.The Bone Cruncher - 4th October 2018.
[Danger Mouse and Radzi are drinking juice at the seaside. Far out, we are playing in the sea...]
ME: Wahey! Okay guys, push me on the surfboard now. Yes!
CLEO: Wheeeee! Yeah!
RESUS: Wahey! Woohoo! Yeah! Wahey!
LUKE: Look out, here comes a big wave!
ALL OF US: Woohoo! Hey! Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah, heh-hey! Woohoo, yeah, heh-hey!
[The wave crashes into the sea, carrying us with it]
ALL OF US: Woohoo!!
RADZI: Ooooh!
DANGER MOUSE: No wonder I took time off.
2.Homework From Hell - 17th June 2016.
ME: Why are we forced to stay apart from each other?
LUKE: Cleo and Luella are going on a school trip today, so I'm left to look after Resus.
ME: What?! That keeps the whole gang apart!
LUELLA: For once, you're right. When my aunt dies, Cleo and I are going to live in an apartment together.
CLEO: How dare you say that! You dare not separate me from Luke and Resus! RAAAAA!!
[Cleo and Luella begin beating each other up]
LATER:
ME: Aaaaaawww...poor thing. I promise I'll protect you.
BELLA NEGATIVE: Resus has to stay in his room all day. No wonder he gave his illness to the whole school.
CLEO: Now I need taking care of. Luella beat me senseless.
1.Scream Clean - 21st October 2015.
And now, it's time for the moment you've been waiting for. It's new, it's irresistible, it's unlike any stop motion series you've ever seen before, it's all new SCREAM STREET! And now, the world's boniest teacher, Dr. Skulley, will speak the first beautifully constructed line of the new series...

Watch all your favourite episodes from Series 1 on iPlayer:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/m000nw0v/scream-street
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