OSCAR: Hey, Hedgehog, when I grow up I want to be a monster hunter!
HEDGEHOG: Bet you won't be one on the count of three! One...
OSCAR: No wait, I'll be a hunter of TV Monsters!
HEDGEHOG: Two...
OSCAR: I'm going to bag that cuddly werewolf, that [BLEEP] vampire and that [BLEEP] mummy and take them off the air for good!
HEDGEHOG: *gasps* Miss!
OSCAR: Then, CBBC will be our's! All our's!
HEDGEHOG: Oscar said the F word again!
TEACHER: Oscar! How dare you say the F word! Detention!
OSCAR: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
HEDGEHOG: *grunts* I have one not spent the rest of my life waiting for those [BLEEP] monsters to finish me off.
TEACHER: Detention for you as well!
HEDGEHOG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Again!
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