Monday, 26 July 2021

A Whole New Lily

NEWSCASTER: Bad news I'm afraid for So Awkward fans - Jas and Lily are dead!
FRANKIE: We've got to tell Lily's mum about this.
SEB: What? That I look like Jas?
SEB'S MUM: I trust you'll do good in the new series, sweetie.
SAMSON: There's been another murder!
POLICEMAN: I think he just weed himself in front of the killer.
POLICEMAN #2: We'll do anything, Richard.
SEB: It was nothing, it was just production filming. Just tough production filming.
SAMSON: And what?! Another daughter?!
LILY: I'm going to find who killed Martha and Jas, and when I do, I'm going to kill them myself!
DIRECTOR: Now that's brutal. You can't kill anyone on the show, it's for kids!
VOICE: This is gonna be...fun.

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