Like Don't Blame Me, Blame My Brain, Would You Rather is actually a pretty good show, and viewers can easily play along at home, unlike difficult questions you need to answer during Top Class. WHAT AM I SAYING?! THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK IS BETTER THAN TOP CLASS, GET OVER IT!!!
Anyway, the set for Would You Rather is actually a news studio that, when abandoned, lights up so that Darren can have fun and host his show. A panel of about 15 kids give their views on the questions, and just like in shows like Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Room 101 and Would I Lie To You, there are brief conversations between the hosts and the two contestants. Even Darren gets to wear an elephant face mask during the first question! Each episode has three questions and a clip from a CBBC show.
Okay, so, the first question is: would you rather have the trunk or ears of an elephant? Well, I would rather have a trunk so I could scare my enemies away and make as much noise as a Heffalump in Pooh's fantasies. The second question is, would you rather have hair that changes colour according to temperature, or eyes that change colour according to your mood? I don't want to feel a migraine at all, so I'd go with hair, so I'd do a sexy hair flip to music from those modern day Acqua Di Gio commercials. There is a short break to educate us on the second wife of King Henry through a clip from Horrible Histories. Get ready to groan, because it's from one of the overly repeated Historical First Dates sketches that feature Fred Siriex from Step Up To The Plate that I find overly annoying as a rat stuck up Death's bum. The final question is, would you rather travel to the future or to the past? I would rather go to the future, because I've always wanted to find out when more episodes of Scream Street and Bluey are airing on CBBC and CBeebies.
Now, I have a Would You Rather question for you! Would you rather:
Watch CBBC for an entire day without throwing a hissy fit
OR
Watch Scream Street on iPlayer for an entire day?
It's your choice. Make 'em up, I don't have all day!
Watch Would You Rather on iPlayer:
Ears, I would like super hearing....hair that changes would be interesting....I'd like to go to the past to see my relatives from the Victorian era, what they wore and ate and looked like. I'd rather see Scream Street all day on iPlayer.
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