The paramedics came and had to use oxygen and gas (I forgot the name of what's on the tank) on Grandma to take away the pain, and my favourite beeping blood pressure machine is back! Grandma felt sick and did a poo on the floor, it was so gross, but I'm glad she did it on vinyl and not on carpet like last time. They took Grandma away to Raigmore in an ambulance chair to put a plaster cast round her arm - it's almost like a real 'Emergency On Call' segment in Operation Ouch. Now I'm here, writing this blog entry, and we're in charge in the quietest house in Scotland.
Luckily, I did some deep breathing to take away the shock of seeing Grandma lying unconscious on the floor, not moving a muscle. Where did I learn that from? Esme & Roy, one of my favourite Tiny Pop shows, where Esme, the young girl, treats the little monsters she and Roy care for to deep breathing exercises when he or she starts crying or getting angry.
By the way, when I think about unicorns eating ice cream, I think about a blue unicorn eating a huge Neapolitan ice cream - vanilla, strawberry and chocolate - as rainbows form in a sparkling blue sky.
I know that was a terrible situation to have happen to you or to witness but it made me laugh so much! I wonder what Grandma would feel about her bowel movements being shared with the world...great post.
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