Why I'm Avoiding CBBC In Two Weeks

I'm avoiding CBBC in two weeks. Why? Because they're STILL not airing Scream Street - those lazy idiots at the BBC! What's worse, that ripoff of The Pets Factor and The Zoo, One Zoo Three, is airing in place of Andy & The Band. Currently, I'm thinking about the vets, who always focus on dogs and nothing else, fighting the three brothers who own the zoo in the show. Expect lots of blood and animal gore!

I won't avoid the channel on Friday evening, where there'll be two new episodes of The Dumping Ground airing at once! Y'know, like they did when Mike left 😢. Well, there's more to life than missing your friends, is there? Tell you what: I'll play a beautiful piece of advert music for when Scream Street's not on, and when Scream Street does eventually come back in March (I hope), I'll play David Guetta and Akon and show off my sexy moves. For now, watch this video expressing how I feel about One Zoo Three:

Or, if you miss your friends like I miss mine so much, click the link below for useful advice:

https://kidshelpline.com.au/teens/issues/coping-with-loneliness