LUELLA: Blood of a frog, sperm of a pregnant newt...
MILDRED: Hey, Luella! What are you mixing up this time?
LUELLA: A spell to stop trainee witches from entering puberty.
MILDRED: Wait a minute...how do witches like you enter puberty?
LUELLA: Well, what you did know is that when a person hits puberty their body undergoes changes, but what I'm really talking about is how a trainee witch acts when she's on her period.
MILDRED: Uh oh, I guess we're going to have that whole talk about...
LUELLA: Yes, it's true, when I have my period the blood that comes out of my (bleeping noise) actually sends me into a rage. You have a craving for junk food, you talk sh(bleeping noise) to your friends and worst of all, you have...(gulps) mood swings.
MILDRED: Mood swings?
LUELLA: One minute you're happy, then next moment you're developing a fit of rage, and finally you're crying into your pillow. Don't you see? And when witches develop mood swings they use magic powers against everyone. This one time, Aunt Eefa was 15 and she had her period and she turned a student at her school into a gecko and then she got detention for a week.
MILDRED: Oh my god! Well, when witches at my school enter puberty, they do as normal British girls would do. A great British grow-up blood leak!
[Mildred can't take it anymore, she's physically sick and races to the bathroom. Eefa enters just as the sound of vomiting is heard from the bathroom, then Luella re-enters, vomit all round her mouth]
EEFA: Oh my god, Luella, you look terrible!
MILDRED: Luella and I were talking about witch puberty, Mrs. Everwell.
LUELLA: Get me some medicine, Aunt Eefa, please!
EEFA: Well, you've no need to worry. I have medicine made out of rose petals, cherub spittle, chocolate and white chocolate.
LUELLA: Watch me take it, Mildred, watch me.
MILDRED: Now I have the urge to be sick!
[Mildred races to the bathroom to vomit]
EEFA: Witch vibes.
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