[The phone rings. Mike Watson answers it]
MR. WATSON: Hello?
MAY-LI: So glad you called, Mike, I haven't heard from you in years. How's things back in Ireland?
MR. WATSON: Shut up!
MAY-LI: What?
MR. WATSON: The Mike you recognised had white hair, not black hair like mine!
[Mr. Watson slams down the phone and exits the room.]
3 HOURS LATER...
[The phone rings. Mr. Watson answers it]
MR. WATSON: What is it this time?
RICKY: Is this the Smart Art Depart? I need a new supply of art equipment, as mine has run out.
MR. WATSON: GO DIAL THE RIGHT NUMBER, YOU STUPID ART WHINGER!
[Mr. Watson slams down the phone and storms out of the room]
4 HOURS LATER...
[The phone rings. In a fit of rage, Mr. Watson throws his newspaper onto the ground and answers it]
MR. WATSON: If it's another CBBC character trying to sell me something, or screaming something at me, or mistakenly calling me instead of someone else, I'll-
ICE BEAR: Ice Bear has called the wrong pizza takeaway number.
MR. WATSON: Phew.
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