LUKE: I'm so glad you invited me on a date, Sybil. On that perfect day, too, there's snow everywhere!
ME: Yep, it's such a lot of fun!
LUKE: Sybil....SNOWBALL FIGHT!
[Luke throws a snowball at me. I laugh, and throw one back at him. We begin laughing as we chase each other in the snow, throwing snowballs at one another, until Luke leaps onto me, and we roll down a snowy hill. Once we reach the bottom, we laugh loudly and kiss.]
LATER, AT HOME...
ME: Aaaah...there's nothing like playing in the snow and then coming inside to a nice hot mug of cocoa. [sips] Aaaaaahhh.
LUKE: Sybil, I still feel cold from all that snow. And tired, too.
ME: I knew this would happen - this always occurs every time Luke plays outside in the snow. I'll tell you what, Luke - I'll treat you to a nice hot bath, then we'll change into our pyjamas and snuggle into bed together. How do you like that?
LUKE: Great!
IN THE BATHROOM...
LUKE: Why did you make the decision to dim the lights, let the bath overflow with bubbles and light the place with electronic candles?
ME: So I can set the mood.
LUKE: Really? (relaxing) Aaaaah. We've defeated the Grumpus four times this week, four times.
ME: You, Resus and Cleo. Your friends from Scream Street are the noisy ones. We get to spend time together this time. It is a hard Winter night after all. And we're away from your boss-around mum and your panicky dad, so there's plenty of time to be together.
LUKE: Time for a bubble massage.
ME: That's something Luella would do to Resus if they'd share a bath together.
[Luke begins to massage bubbles all over my body, while I sigh softly. We then embrace and kiss deeply]
LATER, IN MY BEDROOM...
ME: Luke! Got into your pyjamas yet?
LUKE: I'm in! I'm coming!
[Luke enters my room and snuggles beside me in bed. He lays his bare feet on my legs, and I giggle, so I lay my bare feet on his legs, and he giggles.]
LUKE: Oh my god, they're so cold!
ME: And to think we sneak a peek at our presents on Christmas Eve! We're alike!
[Luke and I tickle each other, until we collapse on the bed, exhausted.]
LUKE: This is the best Winter date ever. I don't think anyone would notice. By the way, someone is watching our battle with The Grumpus right now as we speak.
MEANWHILE...
[Alston and Bella Negative are watching 'The Grumpus' in their house.]
ALSTON NEGATIVE: I think I just said (bad B word) on TV.
Happy Boxing Day!
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