Joe Is A Terrible Carol Singer

Joe was useless at carol singing. He sang off key and annoyed all the other carol singers whenever he showed up at a doorstep. "Oh come on," he begged, "Let me do a show!" "Oh alright," said the carol singers, "But don't be much of a twit like you were last time." Joe sang loud and clear - but all that came out was loud, unnerving screeches. "Not what we were expecting," groaned the carol singers, "Come on, do another trick for us." "Hi-ya!" Joe did his best karate moves, knocking the carol singers out one by one. "Was it something I did wrong?" he asked.