Friday, 23 October 2020

The Simpsons Movie - Cairngorm Mountains

ANNOUNCER: Are you tired of the same old Cairngorm Mountains?
DAD: Here we are, kids, the Cairngorm Mountains.
GIRL: They're so old and boring. I want new ones - NOW!
TOM HANKS: Hello! I'm Tom Hanks. The Scottish government has lost its credibility so it's borrowing some of mine!
BOY: Make my hair sparkle, Mr. Hanks!
TOM HANKS: Sure thing, son. Ha-ha-ha! Now, I'm pleased to tell you all about the new Cairngorm Mountains. Coming this weekend - it's east of Shelbyville and south of Capital City. It's nowhere near where anywhere is or ever was. This is Tom Hanks saying if you're going to pick a government to trust, why not this one?
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