CLEO: So you see, Luella and I were skating along the forest and Tut-Tut, my cat, threw himself into the Underlands and I was crying my eyes out! I never cry, so it's a first for me.
MILDRED: Wow! There must've been a lot going on since April of that year.
LUELLA: I know right, it's like totally awesome...are we still friends?
MILDRED: Yeah, sure. Why?
LUELLA: Because Cleo and I are BFFs, and-
MILDRED: I-B-F-Fs...hey! You're Sybil's friend, Cleo!
CLEO: Mmm-hmm, rely on me, witch.
LUELLA: I want you to round up Maud and Enid so Cleo can be part of the gang and maybe learn spells at Cackles'. Hey...is it me or do I still hear Cleo crying in my head?
CLEO: I hear it, too.
MILDRED: I'm in. Why don't we take Cackles' Trademark Cold Medicine and sleep through the second showing of that episode?
CLEO: I didn't know Cackles' produced cold medicine.
MILDRED: Oh yes they did!
*Mildred takes out two glasses and pours one for Luella and one for Cleo. She has the bottle all to herself.*
MILDRED: Cheers!
*The three drink up, then begin to feel sleepy*
LUELLA: I seriously need to watch that witch...
*The three collapse*
MINUTES LATER....
MAUD: Mildred? Mildred...wake up!
ENID: Come on, man, you're missing the action.
LUKE: Cleo, you've knocked yourself clean out!
*The three wake up from their sleep*
CLEO: What happened? I'm feeling a serious hangover there.
MILDRED: Me too. You know, The Worst Witch aired not once this week! NOT ONCE!
ENID: Calm down, Millie, it'll all be okay.
RESUS: Cleo...are you going to join us for tomorrow's episode?
CLEO: *vomits* WHY DOES SCREAM STREET HAVE TO GO NEXT WEEK?! CBBC'S BEEN CRUEL TO US ALL YEAR!! *begins crying*
MAUD: She's drunk again.
LUELLA: You should go.
MILDRED: Right.
*Everyone dashes off, leaving Cleo alone*
Watch all four seasons of The Worst Witch and the Scream Street episode Endless Summer on iPlayer:
Good mash-up.
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