ME: Aaaaaaah. *hums*
KNOCK KNOCK!
LUKE: May we come in?
ME: Okay!
ME: Well. If it isn't Luke, Resus, Cleo, Luella and Six. Now that you're all undressed, why don't you get in the tub?
LUELLA: Why?
ME: You're my friends. Come on, get in the tub!
SIX: Alright!
ME: I said you know you wanna get in the tuuuub! Yeeeaaaah! Come on, Cleo hasn't the need to undress.
CLEO: Sounds sexy. A hot steamy bathtub session together sounds like my kind of thing.
ME: What's wrong, Six?
SIX: I don't want to do what Luke's parents do in bed at night.
ME: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa, you'd better get in this tub, guys.
LUKE: Yes! Let's do it!
*Everyone leaps into the bath, screaming and laughing in joy and splashing each other. I notice Six's breasts*
ME: Six! Your breasts! They're...stitched up!
SIX: That's how my creator gave me breasts. I'm a teen...so...I don't mind.
ME: Right. Now that we're altogether, let's do what I do best...bathroom tickles!
*Everyone tickles each other, laughing hysterically (head to 4:03)*
*Luella grabs the flower to throw at Resus, but she misses*
ME: Luella, what have you done?!
RESUS: At last, it's coming down. Look!
ME: Oh no....
ALL OF US: THE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND!
ME: Actually....
ALL OF US: THE TOILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETT!!!
ME: *angrily* That's it - everyone turn the taps on.
SUE WATSON: It's lovely and quiet in here, isn't it?
NILES: I knew they'd be able to share a (bad F word) bath in the end.
EEFA: Er...do you hear something?
ME: Yeah, the water's overflowing, we've flooded the bathroom! YEEEESSSS! Woo!!
MIKE WATSON: Mmmm...just the usual.
BELLA NEGATIVE: Didn't you put them in the bath?
DR. F: No, no-no-no, didn't you?
SUE WATSON: I think I hear...
ALL: Running water!
*Everyone dashes to the bathroom. Sue opens the bathroom door, water gushes from the bathroom and roars towards the parents*
SLIP!
SLIDE!
PLOP!
SPLASH!
ALSTON NEGATIVE: Alright, who's responsible for this?
ME: It wasn't me!
LUKE: It wasn't me!
RESUS: It wasn't me, dad, honest!
CLEO: It wasn't me!
LUELLA: It wasn't me!
SIX: It wasn't me! *starts crying* Oh my god, I'm a bad girl!
Prepare to experience the sexiness of Vanity Calamity here:
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