Me, You, And Care Bears: Journey To Joke-A-Lot

 

And now a sneak peek at Joke-A-Lot! What will you expect to find here?

FURAHA: This looks like an ordinary neighbourhood.

SONIC: Except all the houses have bright, wacky colours!

SIR FUNNYBONE: Of course! And my friend Milton Mole keeps a prize winning collection of flowers in his allotment.

TAILS: They have flower contests like in the human world?

SIR FUNNYBONE: Quite right, Tails, dear chap.

SQUIRT!

FUNSHINE BEAR: Ha ha, you got soaked!

+The friends laugh+

KNUCKLES: Oh ha ha, very funny.

MINTY: Look, here comes a rubbish truck!

SIR FUNNYBONE: But look at how the bin men collect rubbish there.

ALL: Wow!

FURAHA: They should really join a circus.

FUNSHINE BEAR: This is the circus, Furaha!

FURAHA: Hmm, I might've guessed.

MINTY: I wish I grew flowers like that.

SIR FUNNYBONE: We use blue springs to plant our flowers.

PINKIE PIE: Straight from your bed?! No way!

SIR FUNNYBONE: Yes way.

TAILS: He just slipped on a banana skin!

FUNSHINE BEAR: I think that's the way they eat bananas in Joke-A-Lot, especially the monkeys in the zoo. Do you have a zoo?

SIR FUNNYBONE: Sure thing.

FURAHA: Look! A cream pie stand!

SONIC: They're pieing themselves!

SIR FUNNYBONE: That's the law of Joke-A-Lot: you buy a cream pie, SPLAT! Straight in your face.

KNUCKLES: That was a close shave.

SONIC: Liven up, will you, Knuckles?

KNUCKLES: I'll try not to be too...err...cereal! Cereal, yes, that's it, cereal.

SIR FUNNYBONE: That was close.

PINKIE PIE: Look how they're crossing the road!

TAILS: They're walking like Egyptian hieroglyphics!

SONIC: This reminds me of a song! "Walk like an Egyptian..."

TAILS: Is there something else?

FURAHA: They sing, too.

JOKE-A-LOT RESIDENTS: +singing+ Nicky nacky nocky noo, that's what they told me when I went to school!

MINTY: Silly right?

NYAMA: I'm starving!

FUNSHINE BEAR: Me too, what's for lunch?

SIR FUNNYBONE: There's a restaurant nearby. Come with me.

NYAMA: If they sell meat, I'm so out of here.

FURAHA: Why don't we all have a look at the menu?

TAILS: What a lot of options!

FURAHA: Quite a lot to choose from. Hmmm...I think I'll have a chocolate cake, please.

PINKIE PIE: I'll have your pink creamy strawberry pie delight with a glass of milk on the side, please!

MINTY: I'd like to have the pepperoni pizza please, extra large, so I can share with my friends.

SONIC: I'll have two chilli dogs.

TAILS: I think I'll have the cheese and tomato pizza with a glass of fruity punch and a candyfloss cream cake.

KNUCKLES: I'd prefer to have a burger with cheese, lettuce and tomatoes.

NYAMA: Erm...I'll have three different flavours of ice cream - chocolate, strawberry and vanilla.

+the food is served+

FURAHA: Yummy! Minty, would you like a slice?

MINTY: I'll trade my pizza slice with your cake slice.

FURAHA: That makes two of us, hoiho.

KNUCKLES: Mmmm, that burger tastes great! I haven't tasted anything like this since I was a kid!

PINKIE PIE: Hey Tails, I'll trade you a slice of my pink creamy strawberry pie with your cheese and tomato pizza slice.

TAILS: Thanks!

SONIC: Really? Ice Cream? Instead of chilli? Come on, what does this restaurant have against healthy eating?

FURAHA: Try it, Sonic, it's both gooey and barbecuey!

SONIC: Gooey and barbecuey, eh? Okay, may as well dig in. +eats the ice cream chilli dog+ Hey, much better than the real thing!

FURAHA: I knew you'd try it!

TAILS: That candyfloss cream cake is so messy - yet satisfying!

NYAMA: Same goes to me - these ice creams give me brain freeze.

FURAHA: I wish we could enjoy these meals again - they're so delicious!

NYAMA: Boy, we're stuffed.

SONIC: That's what I was gonna say!

PINKIE PIE: I couldn't eat another thing.

FURAHA: Hey, Mr. Ratbone, where are we going to go now?

SIR FUNNYBONE: The castle - this is where all the magic happens.

SONIC: What? Like, actual magic?

SIR FUNNYBONE: This and Joke-A-Lot magic. Come on, I'll show you.

ALL: Woah!

SIR FUNNYBONE: You like it? Over here, we have the teacup ride, and over there's the prize machine, and over there is the Ultimate Super Duper Spectacular Gift Shop.

SONIC: I gotta get me one of those when this is over!

FURAHA: So...you're allowed to make bubble bath snowmen as you're getting spa treatment? Sounds like a pretty neat coincidence.

MINTY: My hair!

FURAHA: What's the matter?

MINTY: It's shaped like the letter B!

FURAHA: And B stands for?

PINKIE PIE: P! They made my hair into the first letter that spells my name!

SPA ATTENDEE: Now, kind dear, we don't just do letters of the alphabet. We do numbers, shapes, animals, foods, objects, vehicles and we even change your hair different colours.

MINTY: I hope you don't dye my hair brown.

NYAMA: Whew, seems like you haven't trimmed my nails in years.

TAILS: Ha ha ha, the jokes in Jokers' Digest are really easy to laugh at.

KNUCKLES: +yawns+ Trying to have a nap over here.

SONIC: +dreamily+ Yeah, go on, Amy, massage me real good...

FURAHA: He's having one of his dreams of living with Amy Rose again.

SPA ATTENDEE: Who's Amy Rose?

FURAHA: One of Sonic's friends.

SPA ATTENDEE: Well bring her with you the next time you come here.

SONIC: Oh my goodness!

MINTY: This bathroom is so pink!

PINKIE PIE: Just my colour.

FURAHA: And everything is large enough for a giant! Just look at the bath tub - it's about the size of a million swimming pools!

TAILS: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's try it out!

FURAHA: Minty?!

MINTY: Finally, I told me hair to B gone!

FURAHA: Ha ha ha ha ha, good one, Minty.

PINKIE PIE: And I told my hair to P gone, too!

SONIC: Fee, fi, fo, fum!

ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

SONIC: Ha ha ha ha ha, only kidding, there are giant mirrors in this bathroom, too. Look!

FURAHA: Good one, Sonic.

FURAHA: Our hotel room - and these beds - are so big, they're fit for a king!

TAILS: Tell that to Funshine.

PINKIE PIE: How are we going to get up there?

FURAHA: I'll use my flight power. You guys use the ladders on the sides of the bed.

+The gang climb the ladder, while Furaha flies up to the bed+

FURAHA: We made it!

NYAMA: And to think a mountain is more difficult to climb!

PINKIE PIE: This bed is all squidgy. How do you make it more soft and bouncy?

FURAHA: I like things that are soft and bouncy, like a velvet ball for me to chase.

SONIC: You and your butterfly and ball chasing.

FURAHA: We're not wasting our first day in Joke-A-Lot lying in this bed. We've got a whole street of fun to explore!

Me, You, And Care Bears: Journey To Joke-A-Lot

Premiering tomorrow on Sybil's Creative Hub.