LUKE: My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
CLEO: How can you be singing the My Little Pony theme when you're only a boy? We're just reading the story around here.
LUKE: I know, but this story is very different compared to what we saw in the original Season 6 episodes. I mean, for once Twilight is without her friends and she's by herself in the Crystal Empire, looking after baby Flurry Heart while Shining Armour and Cadance are off to...er...a Crystal Ball.
RESUS: You mean they're trapped inside a Crystal Ball for all eternity?
LUKE: No, a Crystal Ball is someplace a pony goes to for a little party when they're royalty.
CLEO: Twilight's got a boyfriend! Twilight's got a boyfriend! Sorry to skip ahead a bit, but I'm glad for Twilight. Unlike My Little Pony: Equestria Girls she seems to be on edge around here. His name rhymes with colt, and his name is Bolt.
RESUS: What? Like the dog?
CLEO: No, a yellow pony with blue hair who becomes Twilight's boyfriend.
LUKE: And he has sisters - Sapphire and Opal.
CLEO: The mayor's a bit weird too - not like our mayor Sir Otto, but he's wearing armour and has unicorn magic most of the time, and he's Bolt's father. Have we heard of unicorns before in the books or in the TV series?
RESUS: There were unicorns most of the time, but not all the time.
LUKE: Good to let you know, but...is it me or are Resus and I becoming bronies?
+silence+
CLEO: BRONIES!
RESUS: Alright, not so loud.
CLEO: Sorry, but I always wanted to call you that.
LUKE: Who else watches My Little Pony?
RESUS: Luella.
CLEO: You know who else is a brony?
LUKE: Megatron?
RESUS: Sir Otto?
CLEO: Mr. Abercrombie.
RESUS: The addition of a volcano really makes it seem more epic. Usually My Little Pony is ponies dancing around in a butterfly-infested meadow with rainbows hanging over their heads and silky brightly-coloured hair, but I saw Twilight's Kingdom and My Little Pony became a dark, grim, epic fantasy.
LUKE: We're not talking about Season 4, we're talking about Season 6. It begins with the birth of Flurry Heart, remember?!
+silence+
LUKE: Spoi-lers.
RESUS: And don't you know the mayor is using a volcano to turn the Crystal Empire to dust, kill everyone - I mean, everypony - and shatter the Crystal Heart. He also wants to take Flurry Heart for himself.
CLEO: That's right, the mayor wants to turn Flurry Heart into a statue, and babies don't have the right to be turned to statues.
LUKE: Look! Twilight's about to stop the guards from digging a path down the edge of the volcano!
CLEO: I wouldn't do that myself.
RESUS: Me neither.
LUKE: I totally agree with you. Someone could get hurt.
CLEO: And worst yet...Scream Street would be destroyed!
ALL THREE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
LUKE: ......Shall we watch brony videos on Youtube now?
Look out for more Honey Heart Book 6 coming soon!
-Signed,
Sybil, Luke, Resus & Cleo
That's great! That scene with Mr Abercrombie and the ponies is HILARIOUS and my favourite.
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