Sunday, 16 August 2020

How To Share Your Sausage Rolls With The Residents Of Scream Street

 Here's the Scream Street residents you'd most like share sausage rolls with.

  • Luke
  • Resus
  • Cleo
  • Luella
  • Sir Otto Sneer
  • Dixon
If you were to share a sausage roll with Luella, she'd double it with magic and share it with her friend Mildred, who'd order more sausage rolls to replace the boring porridge at lunchtimes at Cackles' Academy. Sir Otto Sneer would scoff his down right away, as in the Scream Street episode 'Cry Wolf' he had a whole desk laid with food which Carla Black stole, while Dixon would turn into a chipmunk and nibble on it straight away. Luke would wolf it down (geddit) and Cleo would check to see if it's poisonous, while Resus would push it away because it's meat, and vampires eat flesh, don't they? Some do, some don't, but you'd better understand your stereotypes.

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