Friday, 22 May 2020

Teddles - The Giants

Please laugh.

Sadistic thoughts of a Teddles episode named 'The Giants' flew into my head as I was getting a drink from the kitchen. Teddles and Cat-Cat are out walking when a friend informs them that the giants (presumably the children who live in the house) are coming. "Giants?" Teddles asks, and then some deep choral music begins playing as some children storm into the room, wanting to play with the toys, who run screaming as they cruelly rip them to shreds. Teddles pretends to be a giant hunter and slay them with his trusty wooden sword, but one of the kids scoops him up, rips his head off and throws him against the wall. Another kid rips out Cat-Cat's spine and slams him to the floor. A message then appears on screen stating:

"RESPECT YOUR TOYS!"

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