Scream Street Thought Of The Day - Mother Of All Scares

All humans and freaks need skin - whether they want it to feel soft, or they want it to match their complexion, skin is vital to every resident of Scream Street, except for Dr. Skulley, because he's a skeleton and he doesn't have skin. You rarely see Luke, Resus and Cleo take care of their skin, but I have a better solution to the problem: I'll explain what their skin feels like. If you want to be Luke's girlfriend, know that Luke's skin is soft, smooth and irresistable - the perfect boyfriend skin, wheras his werewolf fur feels a little rough. Resus has pale, sensitive skin, so he has to care for it quite the same as we do to our sensitive skin, and if you touch it, Resus just has to giggle - the reason he has pale, sensitive skin is because he's a human born into a family of vampires. Cleo's skin is rarely visible, because she's an Egyptian mummy and she wears bandages, but the only skin you get to see on Cleo is the skin around her eyes. Now skin comes in two different colours, and I'm sorry to be so racist but Scream Street even needs to respect race sometimes, but unlike the other residents of Scream Street, Cleo and her father are black which means their skin is darker than the other residents, and some residents have different coloured skin. Take Doug for example, his skin is greenish-grey like Sir Otto Sneer and Dixon - well, almost. Dig isn't covered in skin, because he's covered in orange fur, and his other half isn't covered in fur or skin at all...but Lulu has slimy red skin, and can absorb moisture like the skin of a seal. Did you know that skin is waterproof and absorbs moisture like Lulu does? I did know that, and skin also protects you from germs, so this is why we need to take a bath, and that goes for the residents of Scream Street. Their skin has different textures in some ways - soft, chapped, lumpy, slimy, sticky, rough, wet, warm, cold - any kind of skin texture in Scream Street is surprisingly good - and feels good too! What about No Name? Well, he has skin, but skin covers his face so he has no face at all! Talk to him next time you see a psychiatrist - or want to see a psychiatrist in Scream Street, for that matter.