How To Monkey Around With A Feral Vampire

Everyone knows the story of Marina Chapman, the woman who was believed to be raised by monkeys in the jungle. But last night, I had another dream about me and my three friends from Scream Street living in the jungle and this time, Resus was the centerpiece of my dream alongside some furry little companions.

Raised naked and free, Resus and I were wandering through the jungle together when we came across a troop of monkeys. They were friendly to us and acted like they were our family. Thanks to the monkeys, we learnt what we can and can't eat and learnt to scale trees - Resus even hung off one branch until he fell off! The monkeys even bathed with us in the lake and played with us, and when it got dark we slept with our monkey friends. Their fur felt so soft, just like Resus' skin - and life in the jungle proved to be just right for us: tranquil and peaceful.