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Saturday, 15 November 2025

A Poem About Mother Hen

Mother Hen's as kind as corn,
The kindest you will see.
When you hear her cluck out loud,
You'll know there's a baby!

A Poem About Food

My tummy's really bulging
Because of too much food
I also have a headache
Which puts me in a sleepy mood.

A Message From The Mouse

Listen, everyone, I know you're all angry about Disney+'s new AI feature, but to me, that actually sounds beneficial. According to a National Autistic Society article, it can help us autistic people to become social and more creative.

And with Disney+'s new AI feature, I can show Disney what for! Say for instance you want to make a film about a sheep and a wolf who become friends without having to use the horrible CGI that Disney uses - all I have to do is type in 'Make a traditionally hand drawn Disney film titled 'Woolly & Fang'' and viola! Here it is.

So Disney, if you're reading this, please please PLEASE tell your fans it's not about the money, it's about one thing and one thing only....

REVENGE.👿

Friday, 14 November 2025

Eric Cartman Responds To My Discovery Of Alexa+

The year is 2025, and young Eric Cartman cannot wait for the new Alexa+ to come out. Unable to cope with the wait any longer, Eric decides to ask his mum to download it for him. But Eric's mum has to make a phone call to a relative who's suffering and in pain, and so Eric has to wait, for 500 years.

A Poem About Lily & Rosa's Scrapbook (For CraftyTomato)

When memories are made with friends
Like a trip to the Winter Fair,
Making a scrapbook is a cosy idea
And then they will always be there.

A Poem About Ocean Torture

Marina is tied up and tortured,
But it was all a bad dream
For deep in the peaceful ocean,
No one can hear Titan scream!

Thursday, 13 November 2025

Operation: Dirty Laundry

Ever think dumping the laundry into the bathroom is a bit of a bore? Not anymore!

Cleaning is go! (And fun too!)

Next time you are tasked with something as boring as cleaning out the laundry and dumping it into the bath or into the washing machine or tumbledryer, pretend it's an International Rescue mission. You are part of the team, and you, Brains, Alan and Tin Tin are tasked with cleaning out three piles of dirty laundry: these belong to three characters. The Hood, Virgil and Scott.

Now don't tell anyone, but some of Scott's laundry includes his stinky and wet underwear. Virgil has the same amount of laundry too - and The Hood? Well living in the jungle for his whole life meant his clothes smell terrible! Yuck! However, with a lot of effort and hard work, we can use Thunderbird 3 to dump all the clothes into the wasteland we call the bathroom so that all the washerwomen can do their work on them.

High five yourself for doing that mission, but when turning it into a Thunderbirds adventure....

Wait for it....

Anything can happen in the next half hour!

A Little Bit Of Cinnamoroll...

Morning, everyone!

Recently I saw a video about Cinamoroll, Sanrio's cutest character besides Hello Kitty and Pompompurin, having his morning routine, and it's the cutest one yet! He washed his face, then brushed his teeth, and then went downstairs to the kitchen to cook himself some breakfast. So, I'm going to take a leaf out of this little guy's book and have my own morning routine, which I call a 'Cinnamoroutine'. You can try it too yourself, it's easy!

First, when you get up in the morning, it's important to understand how itchy facial spots can get, especially when it comes to acne you got as a teenager, so, wash your face very carefully with a washcloth or a shower flower. It gets rid of all those annoying histamine bugs underneath your skin and makes it smoother and less itchy.

Next, it's really important that you brush your teeth. According to one video I saw, if you don't brush and floss your teeth every day, a strange substance on your teeth combines with sugar from your food and can cause cavities, so a nice, long brush, even brushing the gums, can do your dirty teeth from a long night the world of good.

Next, go into the kitchen and prepare yourself a nourishing breakfast. Now I may like Bluey Cereal as my own personal favourite, because the biscuits taste of vanilla and they go great with milk, especially after H took me out to get this and a Bluey advent calendar. But, the most important and nutritious part of all breakfasts you can have is something exciting - like cheeseburgers, sausage rolls, pork cocktail sausages and chicken bites.

I'm sticking to that routine from now on, and you should be too!

Oh, and it also applies to bedtime too - except, you can still wash your face and brush your teeth, but instead of a large, filling meal, have a gentle, warm mug of camomile tea. That's what Cinamoroll should tell you if you were to get sleep advice from him.

So, no need to wake up to a rooster crowing. Wake up to the sound of your own instincts and do it like Cinamoroll!

Thursday, 6 November 2025

Word Of The Day: Went

Went
I went to great lengths to think up a Right Entertainment story based on a Max & Ruby episode, and that was Maisiemac's Bath. I also thought up something themed around Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated last night, though I can't put my finger on it. My story featured little Maisiemac, just like Max in the original source material, trying to eat ice cream and drink grape juice in the bath, while imagining sailing her own sticky vessels. Meanwhile, Mrs McKitty and Granny try various ways to get Maisiemac to take a bath. Granny wants to do it gently and carefully, while Mrs McKitty wants to do it with discipline, which means every time Maisiemac emerges from the bath with her bottom half coloured orange, then green, then purple, little Lydia teases her and points out her "Kitty Litter!"

I'm not telling you what it's slang for, but it's something that should not be put on my blog. It's based on the Max & Ruby episode 'Max's Bath'.

A Poem About Thunderbirds At 60, By Jeff Tracy

When Thunderbirds premiered on BBC 2
An excitement washed over us like waves
But on a hike our friend eventually lead us
Into a cosy shelter of caves!

Word Of The Day: The

The
One of the best ideas I thought up last night isn't today's story, The Three Elements Of Friendship, or my story idea What Makes Us Human, about Tin Tin and me swimming deep under the water. It's a DVD compilation featuring four different shows, named Sunshine Favourites. The four shows included are: Spot, Meeow, Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet. Here are the episodes featured on the DVD:
  • Spot - Spot's First Sleepover, Spot's Birthday and Spot Bakes A Cake
  • Meeow - MaisieMac Goes To Australia
  • Thunderbirds - The Mighty Atom
  • Captain Scarlet - White As Snow
If it becomes a real DVD idea, please look out for me, won't you?!

Giant Monster FAB Party

Tuesday, 4 November 2025

Scooby Doo In Boo York

While out in New York to get supplies for Daphne's Halloween party, Scooby and Shaggy enter a mysterious Halloween shop where they are shown a magical mirror by its mysterious owner. Curious, Scooby examines the mirror and takes a tumble through its glass into an alternate version of New York, where monsters reside and it's Halloween every day.