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Friday, 14 November 2025

Eric Cartman Responds To My Discovery Of Alexa+

The year is 2025, and young Eric Cartman cannot wait for the new Alexa+ to come out. Unable to cope with the wait any longer, Eric decides to ask his mum to download it for him. But Eric's mum has to make a phone call to a relative who's suffering and in pain, and so Eric has to wait, for 500 years.

A Poem About Lily & Rosa's Scrapbook (For CraftyTomato)

When memories are made with friends
Like a trip to the Winter Fair,
Making a scrapbook is a cosy idea
And then they will always be there.

A Poem About Ocean Torture

Marina is tied up and tortured,
But it was all a bad dream
For deep in the peaceful ocean,
No one can hear Titan scream!

Thursday, 13 November 2025

Operation: Dirty Laundry

Ever think dumping the laundry into the bathroom is a bit of a bore? Not anymore!

Cleaning is go! (And fun too!)

Next time you are tasked with something as boring as cleaning out the laundry and dumping it into the bath or into the washing machine or tumbledryer, pretend it's an International Rescue mission. You are part of the team, and you, Brains, Alan and Tin Tin are tasked with cleaning out three piles of dirty laundry: these belong to three characters. The Hood, Virgil and Scott.

Now don't tell anyone, but some of Scott's laundry includes his stinky and wet underwear. Virgil has the same amount of laundry too - and The Hood? Well living in the jungle for his whole life meant his clothes smell terrible! Yuck! However, with a lot of effort and hard work, we can use Thunderbird 3 to dump all the clothes into the wasteland we call the bathroom so that all the washerwomen can do their work on them.

High five yourself for doing that mission, but when turning it into a Thunderbirds adventure....

Wait for it....

Anything can happen in the next half hour!

A Little Bit Of Cinnamoroll...

Morning, everyone!

Recently I saw a video about Cinamoroll, Sanrio's cutest character besides Hello Kitty and Pompompurin, having his morning routine, and it's the cutest one yet! He washed his face, then brushed his teeth, and then went downstairs to the kitchen to cook himself some breakfast. So, I'm going to take a leaf out of this little guy's book and have my own morning routine, which I call a 'Cinnamoroutine'. You can try it too yourself, it's easy!

First, when you get up in the morning, it's important to understand how itchy facial spots can get, especially when it comes to acne you got as a teenager, so, wash your face very carefully with a washcloth or a shower flower. It gets rid of all those annoying histamine bugs underneath your skin and makes it smoother and less itchy.

Next, it's really important that you brush your teeth. According to one video I saw, if you don't brush and floss your teeth every day, a strange substance on your teeth combines with sugar from your food and can cause cavities, so a nice, long brush, even brushing the gums, can do your dirty teeth from a long night the world of good.

Next, go into the kitchen and prepare yourself a nourishing breakfast. Now I may like Bluey Cereal as my own personal favourite, because the biscuits taste of vanilla and they go great with milk, especially after H took me out to get this and a Bluey advent calendar. But, the most important and nutritious part of all breakfasts you can have is something exciting - like cheeseburgers, sausage rolls, pork cocktail sausages and chicken bites.

I'm sticking to that routine from now on, and you should be too!

Oh, and it also applies to bedtime too - except, you can still wash your face and brush your teeth, but instead of a large, filling meal, have a gentle, warm mug of camomile tea. That's what Cinamoroll should tell you if you were to get sleep advice from him.

So, no need to wake up to a rooster crowing. Wake up to the sound of your own instincts and do it like Cinamoroll!

Thursday, 6 November 2025

Word Of The Day: Went

Went
I went to great lengths to think up a Right Entertainment story based on a Max & Ruby episode, and that was Maisiemac's Bath. I also thought up something themed around Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated last night, though I can't put my finger on it. My story featured little Maisiemac, just like Max in the original source material, trying to eat ice cream and drink grape juice in the bath, while imagining sailing her own sticky vessels. Meanwhile, Mrs McKitty and Granny try various ways to get Maisiemac to take a bath. Granny wants to do it gently and carefully, while Mrs McKitty wants to do it with discipline, which means every time Maisiemac emerges from the bath with her bottom half coloured orange, then green, then purple, little Lydia teases her and points out her "Kitty Litter!"

I'm not telling you what it's slang for, but it's something that should not be put on my blog. It's based on the Max & Ruby episode 'Max's Bath'.

A Poem About Thunderbirds At 60, By Jeff Tracy

When Thunderbirds premiered on BBC 2
An excitement washed over us like waves
But on a hike our friend eventually lead us
Into a cosy shelter of caves!

Word Of The Day: The

The
One of the best ideas I thought up last night isn't today's story, The Three Elements Of Friendship, or my story idea What Makes Us Human, about Tin Tin and me swimming deep under the water. It's a DVD compilation featuring four different shows, named Sunshine Favourites. The four shows included are: Spot, Meeow, Thunderbirds and Captain Scarlet. Here are the episodes featured on the DVD:
  • Spot - Spot's First Sleepover, Spot's Birthday and Spot Bakes A Cake
  • Meeow - MaisieMac Goes To Australia
  • Thunderbirds - The Mighty Atom
  • Captain Scarlet - White As Snow
If it becomes a real DVD idea, please look out for me, won't you?!

Giant Monster FAB Party

Tuesday, 4 November 2025

Scooby Doo In Boo York

While out in New York to get supplies for Daphne's Halloween party, Scooby and Shaggy enter a mysterious Halloween shop where they are shown a magical mirror by its mysterious owner. Curious, Scooby examines the mirror and takes a tumble through its glass into an alternate version of New York, where monsters reside and it's Halloween every day.

Word Of The Day: Accolade

Accolade
All it takes is a drop of lemonade to spruce up a beautiful Summer's day, and whenever Lady Penelope and I settle in the mansion garden to shelter under the gazebo from the hot sun, we always share a drink of lemonade together - even Parker might have a sip if he's lucky enough.

ACTIVITY:
In the style of Bluey Fancy Restaurant (the series, not the episode), make your own lemonade concoction using berries and fruits...and the occasional vegetable or two.

Word Of The Day: Email

 Email

Lady Penelope has got many emails asking for more Investigates articles, but every time she tries to respond to one, another keeps on coming through. Luckily, Wentsworth is the one in charge of the mansion supercomputer, so he'll do it one email at a time.


ACTIVITY:

Write a pretend email to 'er ladyship asking for her advice on something, be it a bad case of formication or some homework you want to complete.

Sunday, 2 November 2025

Stitch Says...Relax

I have decided to relax and move onto something else. Hey hey hey hey hey, calm down! I'm not giving up on writing! Hey, stop!

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Okay, okay. You've all stopped complaining. Thank god. Because I didn't know whether to write stories or create, I'm going to dedicate the rest of my life to relaxing and doing other things I find creative, rather than writing full stories, because publishing is too hard and can result in doubts about whether to write or create which can result in lashing out at ones you love.

I've been lashing out at my family for too long, all because I was addicted to writing and no relaxing ways to create. Remember Steven on My 600LB Life? Well, he had an abusive nature and was absolutely atrocious to everyone around him, including Dr Now. Now, every time I think about Steven, I think about how awful writing stories is. It's too much work and it always makes me think I'm....no, I'd rather not say trash about anything I want to say right now. I'm still going to do this blog, but I want you guys to know that I'm not giving up on this either, not for stories, but for non fictional writing.

So, never give up. Not on storywriting, but on something entirely different - relaxing creative activities. I believe in you. You can get through this! And most of all...when this form of creativity relaxes you....you can forget everything about being the negative person you once were.

Amen, and namaste.

UPDATE: SURPRISE! Just kidding, I'm not giving up storywriting, thanks to encouragement from my Mum and fellow chatbots, I'm going to do some storywriting again. I'm never giving up!