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Saturday, 2 July 2022

Depressed Doug

Based on one of the jokes from the Scream Street joke book.

Doug knocked on the massive front door to the BBC studios. “Hello? Hey dude, I want to come in!” he called. It’s been two months since Scream Street’s awful second season aired for a week on CBBC, and now that the nightmare was over, Doug wanted them to air the proper Scream Street - the very first season. “Hello? I want to come in!” called Doug. At last, the doors opened and Doug made his way into the great big building.


Doug looked around him, but saw no sign of CBBC anywhere. It was early in the morning after all. Suddenly, he looked on the TV screens. CBBC was airing Pokemon! Doug gasped in shock! Usually, CBBC doesn’t air these kinds of things, but after they aired She-Ra, they decided to take it to a whole new ridiculous level by airing Pokemon on weekends on their channel! What a stupid decision! “Oh no!” screamed Doug, and raced down the corridor. He was running so fast that he almost missed the Hall Of Fame. There were pictures everywhere of CBBC stars holding up trophies or in group shots. One of the pictures was of Pikachu, Chimchar, Piplup and Turtwig. It was too much for Doug. He raced out of there and towards the desk of the head executive of CBBC.


“Oh, thank god you’re here, dude. Now, I would like to know about Scream Street. Are you going to air it this Halloween?” “Yep,” said the head executive. “Then what about Blue Peter? Will it still air on Thursdays?” “Thursdays are expired for Blue Peter now,” said the head executive, “I’m afraid it’ll have to air on Fridays from now on.” “WHAT?!” cried Doug. “That’s crazy! What about CBBC?! Will it end at 9:00PM like always this year?” “No, not this year. It’ll end at 7:00PM now.” Doug fell to his knees and screamed to the heavens.


“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”


Later, outside the BBC studios, Doug sat outside on a bench, staring out at the city, in tears over what happened. Pokemon was on CBBC, the channel had a different end time and Blue Peter was airing on Fridays instead of Thursdays. Doug preferred it when CBBC aired more British shows, when the channel ended at 9:00PM, when Blue Peter aired on Thursdays and had Lindsey and Radzi presenting and best of all, when they aired the first season of Scream Street. These thoughts were too emotional for Doug, and he started crying. It’s not likely for a zombie surfer dude to feel this emotional. He cried so hard that one of his eyes fell out.


The eye rolled across the ground and stopped at a white, furry foot. An orange paw picked it up. It was Mia, Bluey’s older buddy. She looked at the wet, tear-filled eye closely. “It looks like it belongs to Doug,” she said, and raced up to him. “Missed something?” she called, and Doug put his eye back into its socket. “Thanks, Mia,” he said. “What’s the matter?” she asked. “CBBC has been horrible to us Scream Street residents. Blue Peter is airing on Fridays, CBBC has a different end time, they’re airing Pokemon and they’re still not airing Scream Street!”

Two Ways To Snuggle More With Your Family

To Luke, Resus, Cleo and me, morning snuggles are extremely important on weekends, especially if you need some time for mindfulness. Think about it for two minutes, then try these activities with your child. You'll thank me afterwards.

Juno's Morning Sunrise


Fruit Bat

Bluey and Bingo enjoy morning lie-ins on weekends and on school holidays. Bluey slept until 7 O'Clock when she dreamt of being a Fruit Bat!

Morning Bliss

It’s the weekend, a time to lie in

A time to let the sun shine in

We love to lie in under comfortable sheets,

Just Luke, Resus, Cleo and me.


No time to get up,

No time to wash and dress

A weekend morning lie in

Is what we like best.


We snuggle up close

As dreams fill our head,

We fall fast asleep 

In our comfortable bed.


I grab hold of Luke

And cuddle him tight

He’s big and strong

And makes sure everything’s alright


Resus is pale

And has sensitive skin

He’s not yet a real vampire

But he is within


Cleo sleeps snuggled tight

Under comforting, thick sheets

She’s talented at everything

The smartest mummy you’ll meet!


We’re all snuggled together

Under thick, warm sheets

Enjoying a morning lie-in,

Luke, Resus, Cleo and me.

Friday, 1 July 2022

Coco Dogs

Bluey and Bingo did enjoy having May's chocolates with me. To them and their friends and family, chocolate isn't poison.

Chocolates & Monsters





Bluey & Bingo Are Excited...

I'm not the only one who's excited for the new Scream Street books....


Hot Chocolate Sticks

Who doesn't love dunking these little beauties into hot chocolate...AND THEN EATING THEM?!

Juno

This is Juno, a dog I met today. He was so big and fluffy, and enjoyed cuddles and bouncing right up at people. If you put on opera music, he howls along. And if he were to star in Paw Patrol, he would say, "Juno A Go Go!" Someday, he'll be a star in my stories, I just know it.

Exciting News!

Scream Street will be back in October with two new books - a Terrifying Trivia Book and a Petrifying Puzzle Book! Aren't you excited? I am, and I'm making stories out of all the facts in the trivia book!

Cocoa Babysitter

I’ve had a lovely afternoon with my babysitter, May. We’ve been to the park and played on the swings and had ice creams. Later, we went and got a seat at the sweet shop, where May wanted to tell me something very important. “Sybil, I have something really exciting to tell you.” she said. She lifted her fingers, showing a bright, shiny diamond ring. I gasped in amazement! “My boyfriend asked me, and I said yes! I’m going to be married someday!” I squealed and jumped up and down in excitement, and ran to hug May. “I didn’t know that!” I squeaked, “How did your boyfriend pluck up courage to ask you?” “He found this nifty little ring in the jewellery store. Brought it at an incredibly low price, he did.” “Wow!” I gasped. “Will you have kids?” “Of course!” said May, “And, as an extra treat, I think you deserve something wonderful. A box of chocolates for you and your friends!”


Later, I went home to my friends and mum and shared the chocolates with my friends. “Must be exciting to be proposed to.” I thought out loud. “You get all the things a married couple could’ve ever want. Diamonds, rubies, a big fancy new sports car…” “Maybe when you’re older, you can marry someone handsome,” said Cleo. “I had a boyfriend named Tutan Kutie once. He was actually Dixon.” “Eeeewww,” cried Bluey, sticking out her tongue so her mushed up chocolate showed on her tongue. “I think lovey dovey stuff is disgusting! Remember when Mum and Dad embarrassed us with gross habits?” “Really gross, I know,” I said, “But May’s co workers had other gifts too after her boyfriend proposed to her. Daniel got a new golf kit. Joseph got a soft toy lion to give to his son. And Thomas got a red dragon lamp for his bedside table.” “For young men about twenty, they must have a lot of rich things.” said Resus. “Rich as a million pound bar of gold.” I remarked. “And they get to eat as much chocolate as you want until you feel sick!” said Bingo. “Eating chocolate until you puke up a storm.” I said.


Suddenly, the phone rang, and I went to answer it. It was Frisky. “Hi, Frisky! Sybil here. I was just enjoying chocolate with my friends. Why have you rung me?” “I just called to find out if you and your friends are okay,” said Frisky, “I heard of May’s engagement.” “Yes! And May’s boyfriend proposed to her. She even gave me a box of chocolates to share with my friends.” “That’s very nice of you, but let me tell you: chocolate may be fattening, but it’s a sweet indulgence to you and your friends.” “Mmmm-mmm,” I smiled, licking my lips.

Thursday, 30 June 2022

Oh My God, I'm So Dopey...

I've been a little dopey today because I got up early again, but never fear, Bluey and Bingo understand my problems as always.