When I Fast Forward A Scream Street Book...

It's Still Here...

You thought it was over...

IT'S STILL HERE! Check out Scream Street on iPlayer and don't watch CBBC until it acknowledges their suffering...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/m000nw0v/scream-street

Top 10 Shorts I'll Make Based On Jokes From The Scream Street Joke Book

The Scream Street Spooktacular Joke Book is one of the best Christmas presents I received last month. Not only does it contain side-splitting jokes, but it also gives us a glimpse into more detail on life on the street, from food to books to music. They're also the inspiration for some short scripted skits I'll do based on each joke. I did three all week, so now I'll talk about the ones I will do sometime soon.

10.Farp's Horrible Social Life. This skit shows a bundle of messages on Farp's social media account saying horrible things about the dreaded Season 2. These examples include, for Bad Scare Day, 'They forced me to wear wigs made from gassed werewolves - I can feel their flesh, and blood is leaking on my head!' and for The Mummies' Curse, 'I don't want Niles and Sir Otto's mum to get married - there never has been a wedding in Scream Street! I want to see the episode where Sir Otto's mum just tortured my friends and the mayor, just like in December 2015'. It then shows Farp in his underground abode, staring at his phone and covered with bruises and scars. His social media account has no likes and comments. He drops his phone, falls onto his bed and begins crying, before we see his account again. A charity called PETM (People For The Ethical Treatment Of Monsters) puts up an apology saying they've taken down his account for causing offence to those who love Season 1 of Scream Street, and are giving Farp a new life as they speak.

9.Zombie Underwear. At a fancy dress party, Doug arrives wearing underwear on his head. Some of the guests are shocked, others start laughing. Bandit then arrives and asks Doug to wear his jocks. Doug refuses, but the other guests begin chanting "Zombie Jocks!" until the zombie surfer dude reluctantly agrees, and boy do they smell horrible. "You know what else smells horrible?" asks Dixon. "Mr. Heeler's stinky feet!"

8.Cleo's Rap. I've always had a connection between The Worst Witch and Luella, as Mildred and Luella are both from the same kind, but since Cleo started hanging out with the trainee witch in episodes of Season 2 of Scream Street, I feel they were drifting far apart from each other, as I am drifting far apart from Cleo. So, in this short, Cleo blurts out a rude, insolent rap about Mildred to keep Luella away from her, as she doesn't belong in the show, until Mildred appears and scolds Cleo for breaking show peace, interrupting the rap entirely.

7.Time To Die. This isn't a script, it's more like a song/poem, based on how I felt when Scream Street returned to CBBC last October. The song has speaking bits, telling us about the cruelty an organisation named A.R.F forces upon the residents of Scream Street. The song mainly tells the story of me, Luke, Resus, Cleo, Luella, Six, Dig and Lulu, who were forced to live in a house made of flowers after our parents are killed for experimentation. After a few happy and relieved months, A.R.F sets the house alight, causing us to run for it. For a while, we are taken in by Nana, who feeds us and takes us for walks, until A.R.F kidnaps us and takes us overseas. However, we manage to move our crate into the ocean, and we end up in the jungles of India. We end up spending the next few days trying to survive, until a beaten and bruised Dixon stumbles in, warning us about an A.R.F organisation in that country. A.R.F finally kidnaps Luella and kills her, before we too are kidnapped and taken to a lab. Stripped naked from the moment we ended up in the jungle, we are forced to watch as Six is experimented on and killed, then when my time comes, Luke becomes so enraged he transforms into a werewolf, destroying his cage, freeing me and my friends and letting us escape, leaving me, Luke, Resus, Cleo, Dig and Lulu as the only survivors. We hold a candlelit funeral for Six and Luella before we start a new life, with the A.R.F laboratory destroyed by Luke's werewolf. This song also talks about how cruel CBBC was to ignore Scream Street and move onto other stuff, and I desperately want Little Big Town to perform the song, with Jim Howick, the voice of Luke's dad, narrating the speaking bits...if I can.

6.Adoption Shelter. This will be more heartbreaking than the last entry. This short takes place in an adoption centre, where instead of dogs, CBBC characters desperately want to be adopted. As other CBBC characters like Tyler, Jody, Hetty Feather and Shaun The Sheep get adopted, people leave behind Luke, Resus and Cleo, who are all alone in their cage. One day, I come along and decide to adopt them, and basically we live happily ever after.

5.No Dinner Ladies At The Big School. Luke, Resus, Cleo, Mia, Captain (they both appeared in Barky Boats), Jasper and Charlie are having lunch at school. They talk about the relief of no dinner ladies at their school, giving them freedom to choose home food, then talk about what they would put in their packed lunches, like Mia has mango fruit juice and Charlie has strawberry break time milk, just like his close friend Pepper. Now this one is sure to make you smile.

4.Luella's Bear Dance. Luella loves going to sleep with her teddy Mr. Sparklenose, even though she's too old for her other soft toys. One morning, she wakes up to see her teddy had turned into a large brown bear which growls and roars at her, until Luella puts on some jazz music and taps about with him until he transforms back into the cuddly teddy he once was. This is way better than Toy Scary, I guarantee...

3.Cake Guards. Uncle Stripe, Muffin, Socks, Dixon and Sir Otto are asked the guard Margaret Sneer's cake while she goes out to run an errand, but as they guard it they become bored and...they eat it all up.

2.Witch Puppy. Envious over Dig, my siblings' pet dog which I also love to play with, Luella casts a spell to get herself a puppy using magic clay and glitter, and as a result, a bouncy yellow Labrador puppy appears before her. Luella spends the day playing with her new dog in the park, feeding it, giving it a bath and taking it for walks, even taking it to bed with her, until the next day she wakes up to see her puppy gone. She begins to cry, until Eefa reassures her that the Pet Reanimation Spell only lasts one day.

1.Mummy Chips. At a restaurant, Cleo begins to dip her french fries into her chocolate muffin since it has a gooey chocolate centre. I try to do the same, by dipping my own french fries into my strawberry milkshake. At the other table, Lucky and his dad notice and try to dip their pizza slices into their juice, much to the frustration of Lucky's dad's wife Shanelle.

And now for a joke:

How do witches flavour their stews?

With a little bit of sauce-ry!

Now imagine Luella and Eefa preparing soup in a Winter setting together.

DIY Confetti Popper

Is anyone else awoken by the fireworks last night? I went back to sleep in the end. Anyway, to celebrate the coming New Year, it's time to make a confetti popper so you can let lots of little coloured stuff out!

https://alphamom.com/family-fun/holidays/make-your-own-fourth-of-july-confetti-popper-rockets/

Text Me A Story, Libby

This morning, instead of shouting a story and because Libby isn't taking me out, I texted her a story I made up, named 'I.B.F.Fs: The Call Of Atlantis'. In this story, Luke, Resus, Cleo, Dig, Lulu and I hear a voice telling us that Atlantis needs us, and this leads us on a voyage of discovery which urges us to follow our instincts. It's now my traditions to tell made-up stories to my support workers and write about them in my living room imagination journal, and then copy that into my Dumbo one. One of my stories is one I'll tell to Sally, and it is one about her son Reece and his favourite Paw Patrol character Chase going camping together. By the way, does my story remind you of anything...?

Bedtime Just Got More Hallucogenic

Watch out, CBeebies viewers, you won't believe the shocking news I'm going to tell you...in place of Charlie & Lola, CBeebies' trippy show Colours will air! Not only does the show not make any sense, but it also features hallucinogenic live-action footage that no one would want to see, not even Tee screaming his lungs out or a rainbow with a pompous voice talking to a little girl and her duck companion who live in a fever dream. It would be much better if Colours contained breathing exercises to join in with at home, but since this show is narrated by a black person, it's nice of them to let people of other races star in or narrate children's shows.

You can make a change. Pledge to not watch CBeebies Bedtime every weekend, and instead, if you have Disney+, watch the calming original series Zenimation and Star Wars Galaxy Of Sounds. It has everything: teddy bears, mermaids, princesses, lions, space battles, people choking to death, robots hitting each other...all set to soothing ambient sounds. Your kids will love it! And if you don't have Disney+, watch CBeebies Daydreams on iPlayer instead. It's a soothing stand-in for Colours, as both shows are remarkably similar. Happy changing!

When I Spent A Sick Day Yesterday....

I.B.F.Fs: Sick Day - Mini Activity

Sick days are banned due to current events, but now it's time to make our favourite sick day treat - ice cream! I've been looking for kid-friendly ice cream recipes and found this 5-minute ice cream in a bag - an easy recipe for when you want to stay in bed and make it! Trays required.

I.B.F.Fs Bonus Bits - Sick Day

In my Scream Street Joke Book, there's a joke about ghosts with colds, as part of a section about monsters with ailments. The real question is: how do Luke, Resus and Cleo spend a sick day off school? I have spent many sick days off school before, and now I get to share in this peaceful, restful kind of day with my siblings. We take our sick days quite easily around here, with tissues, strawberry-flavoured medicine and ice cream!

I.B.F.Fs Bonus Bits: Sick Day

I.B.F.Fs: Kindy Share - Mini Activity

Today, it's all about sharing your toys - and purposefully not fighting over them! Since there are spoofs of Sylvanian Families toys featured in today's short, I'm putting up small world play featuring Sylvanian Families - for sharing, you could divide the families up to share with other children if you are at an early learning centre.

I.B.F.Fs Bonus Bits: Kindy Share

Based on the Scream Street Spooktacular Joke Book's joke about the Scream Street Nursery, follow Luke, Resus and Cleo as toddlers at Kindy, before Bingo, Lila and Missy even attended. Luke, Resus and Cleo are always fighting over their toys, but luckily the class pet, Bunnicula, steps in to teach them how to share.

I.B.F.Fs Bonus Bits: Kindy Share

Top 10 Videos To Watch After Your Booster

10.Wallace & Gromit - A Grand Day Out [Piano]

9.Wallace & Gromit - The Wrong Trousers [Piano]

8.Wildfire's Road Rage

7.Epic Peel Time

6.Monster Meditation With Sesame Street & Headspace

5.Mindfulness Stories

4.Disney Piano Music

3.Dreamworks Piano Music

2.Barbie Piano Music

1.Bing - Vaccination

My Trip Out With Charlotte According To Coco

Hi! Coco here! Today I'm going to talk about how a day out with Charlotte went tragically downhill for my good friend Sybil.

As far as I'm concerned, I play a role in one of Sybil's upcoming I.B.F.Fs Music Bits, named 'It Is Usual'. There is a bit in her Scream Street Joke Book which lists down some spoof zombie horror songs by spoofs of famous people in the music industry such as Rhianna and The Weeknd, and Sybil's planning to turn them into original songs. In the song 'It Is Usual', its story spoofs the Horrid Henry episode 'Horrid Henry's Happy Family' as I enter my family into a competition to find the Happiest Family Ever. Bluey enters with her dad, mum, sister, uncle, aunt and cousins, and Sybil enters with her older siblings, their parents, her mum, her aunt and her big cousin.

Anyway, Sybil had her breakfast at Charlotte's as usual - bacon rolls, orange juice, hot chocolate and some chocolate biscuits and Jaffa cakes. She wanted to show her pictures of her Christmas presents, but unfortunately, she didn't have time. My mum won't let me watch Horrid Henry, as it encourages bad behaviour - she even won't let me have chocolate biscuits until after tea, because of current circumstances.

Later, they went out to the forest to leave a present out for Silba, a character from Sybil's original story The Legend Of Old Grandpa - two chocolates. It all went well at first, walking about in the fresh, frosty air, until Sybil started bawling over her booster, which she's going to have tomorrow. She was screaming and shouting about it so much that she even started shouting rude words which I'm not going to talk about because my mum says I'm too young to understand them. Lee-Anne came with them too, I'm not joking. She talked with her mum in the car about her intense panic, because, you know, autistic children get a little jittery when it comes to injections, so Charlotte had a long talk on the phone with her mum. Sybil was puffing and panting and her heart was beating fast. Fortunately, Sybil's mum said she can have her injection in the car. All you have to do is sit still and focus on holding her mum's hand. Autistic people are helpless, I know.

At home, she got mega-worried, but it was her mum who reassured her. As for me, I found Bluey crying in the park today. She told me that Sybil will feel pain if she has it done, and terrible thoughts will enter her head, like adverts and loud noises and dreadful stuff like that. She's going to watch that Bing episode to reassure her tomorrow, and earlier she found some fun videos that help calm her down, themed to mindfulness, piano music and pies. Here's some we found earlier, themed to Barbie, Wallace & Gromit and Sybil's favourite Disney film The Lion King.

I must be going because mum's on at me to brush my teeth and get ready for bed. Bye!