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Tuesday, 26 October 2021

Furaha Says...

"I've heard of PETA. They're a cruel and heartless organization who want to take you away from the food you love. The RSPCA is better, because they don't kill animals. We're thankful for the food we have, and even us animals don't get arrested for slaughtering each other. This is why Sybil, my friend, has decided to be more 'vegan' on I.B.F.F Diaries '21 by using images from Scream Street season 1, lab tests on animals (they make her private areas shrivel up) and images of nature relating to the stories. This is a social media version of going vegan, so I recommend you do it too if you're worried about the new episodes of Scream Street airing on CBBC next week. Sybil has recently been upset because her friend Cleo betrayed her to be with Luella and Six, but I trust she'll stick to the comfort blanket which is season 1 of her favourite show. I'm there for her too, whatever happens. Good luck, Sybil, you'll warm our hearts."

Bluey Will Be Back Next Month!

Without further ado, I bring the news that Bluey has returned!

The Greatest Vampire

"NOOOOOOO!!" screamed Resus, "I don't want to star in an Heirs Of The Night ripoff!" "Don't be horrid, Resus," said Bella Negative, "You know we hate Heirs Of The Night because of what it did to our place on the CBBC lineup." "But I hate Heirs Of The Night!" shrieked Resus, "The vampires killed me in I.B.F.F Diaries '20!" "I can't wait to star in it," said Luella. "Shut up, Luella!" howled Resus. "Don't tell Luella to shut up!" shouted Alston. "Shut up shut up shut up!" And Resus fell onto the floor, throwing a massive fit.

The Screamworm

NILES: Cheer up, princess, it's only just a little blip!
CLEO: Yeah, dad, but sometimes I feel that Season 2 is dragging me away from Luke and Resus. They think I'm not suited around boys....stupid....traitor....I'm quite sensitive really...
[Cleo takes her heart out of her box. Niles gasps]
CLEO: SEE?! *laughs diabolically*

Q&A A Day For Kids - 2021 - 26.10.21

My grandma is a daft old bag who always gets up in the middle of the night and tells me off.

Dork Diaries: OMG: All About Me - 26.10.21 [Year 1]

A sexy devil diva costume, all blood red complete with a plastic pitchfork!

Monday, 25 October 2021

Cabin In The Woods Brings Sensual, Natural Thoughts To My Mind. Here's How It Did It...

The Happiness Project - 2021 - 25.10.21

I thought up three soothing new poem ideas for I.B.F.Fs: Skin, Milk Bath and Thermal.

One Line A Day - ScreamOGasm


Wheeeeee!! Yeah! Wheeeee!! Woohoo!! Hey! Woo-hoo-hoo!! I got so excited for Scream Street I had a full blown ScreamOGasm in my bedroom!

Express Yourself - 25.10.21

I wrote a beautiful poem about me, Luke, Resus, Cleo, Dig and Lulu relaxing after a busy day.

Cabin In The Woods

Cleo wobbled.
Luella wobbled.
Six wobbled.
SPLASH! Luella tumbled into the lake.
SMASH! Cleo tumbled into the lake.
CRASH! Six tumbled into the lake.
"My dark angel!" shrieked Resus, jumping in after them.
"The creek is beautiful!" yelled Luke, jumping into the muddy water after him.
"OMG!" gurgled Luella.

The Toothfairy

ME: Right, listen up, everyone, it's an exciting day.
BLUEY: You just had a ScreamOgasm from seeing the new episodes tonight!
NILES: Bluey's right, we're going to be back on TV again, we're going to be rich and have all the ladies...
LUELLA: For God's sake, Cleo's dad, it's not all about you, is it?
NILES: Oh, snout beetle.
ME: Why, complete fudge. Right, so, we're going to throw a surprise party for Resus.
CLEO: She's right, someone has to stop him from delivering spoilers.
MUFFIN: I'll do it!
ME: Alright, Muffin, even though I know better, I will give it to you, just make sure he doesn't ruin the par-tay.
MUFFIN: Hooray!
ME: Oh man...

Naughty Muffin!

She's here, she's a ballerina, and she's going to go cray-zeh!