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Saturday, 8 May 2021

The Happiness Journal - 2021 - 8.5.21



I read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Getaway in less than three hours. I want to try the banana boat and the outdoor shower.

One Line A Day - 2021 - 8.5.21



This morning, I read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Getaway. I love the bit where Greg tries the 'Rainfall' mode on the outdoor shower.

Express Yourself - 8.5.21



I read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Getaway this morning, and I did it once again in less than three hours.

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Journal - 8.5.21



This morning I read Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Getaway, and I have to say it is a pretty good read. Like Dork Diaries, I read it in less than three hours until 9 O'Clock. There are a lot of great moments in the book, like Greg trying out the outdoor shower's 'Rainfall' mode.


My favourite illustrations are ones which showed the 'Greg Heffley Bathrobe Fighting Squad' consisting of references to Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings and what might possibly be Scooby Doo & The Samurai Sword....
...and an illustration which showed that humans eat fish, eggs, lobsters, hens, cows, fruit and vegetables, but on Isla De Corales, it's the food pyramid in reverse. Hey, I'm writing in a Wimpy Kid property right now!

Dork Diaries: OMG: All About Me - 8.5.21 [Year 1]

I'd pick 'Truth' because I'd like to get to the 'Who Would You Rather Kiss' part. I hope I get to kiss Luke!

Friday, 7 May 2021

Ouchify Your Weekend!

Weekend's coming! Are you going to spend the entire two days pigging out on biscuits and watching CBBC iPlayer like Xand, or are you going to settle down with a good book and a glass of water in bed? You decide!

With Friends Like Bluey

I love....ALL OF THE EPISODES! But friendship wouldn't be truly magic without my best friends Bluey and Bingo.

My Views On Would You Rather

Like Don't Blame Me, Blame My Brain, Would You Rather is actually a pretty good show, and viewers can easily play along at home, unlike difficult questions you need to answer during Top Class. WHAT AM I SAYING?! THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK IS BETTER THAN TOP CLASS, GET OVER IT!!!

Anyway, the set for Would You Rather is actually a news studio that, when abandoned, lights up so that Darren can have fun and host his show. A panel of about 15 kids give their views on the questions, and just like in shows like Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Room 101 and Would I Lie To You, there are brief conversations between the hosts and the two contestants. Even Darren gets to wear an elephant face mask during the first question! Each episode has three questions and a clip from a CBBC show.

Okay, so, the first question is: would you rather have the trunk or ears of an elephant? Well, I would rather have a trunk so I could scare my enemies away and make as much noise as a Heffalump in Pooh's fantasies. The second question is, would you rather have hair that changes colour according to temperature, or eyes that change colour according to your mood? I don't want to feel a migraine at all, so I'd go with hair, so I'd do a sexy hair flip to music from those modern day Acqua Di Gio commercials. There is a short break to educate us on the second wife of King Henry through a clip from Horrible Histories. Get ready to groan, because it's from one of the overly repeated Historical First Dates sketches that feature Fred Siriex from Step Up To The Plate that I find overly annoying as a rat stuck up Death's bum. The final question is, would you rather travel to the future or to the past? I would rather go to the future, because I've always wanted to find out when more episodes of Scream Street and Bluey are airing on CBBC and CBeebies.

Now, I have a Would You Rather question for you! Would you rather:
Watch CBBC for an entire day without throwing a hissy fit
OR
Watch Scream Street on iPlayer for an entire day?

It's your choice. Make 'em up, I don't have all day!

Watch Would You Rather on iPlayer:

To Be Continued...

And now, Bluey has stopped airing in the freedom of nature. Every sleeping dog must lie in wait.
TO BE CONTINUED....

The Happiness Project - 2021 - 7.5.21




I got a CBeebies magazine with Bluey, a Friends magazine with Hey Duggee and I made brownies with Mum.

One Line A Day - 2021 - 7.5.21




I got a CBeebies magazine with Bluey, Dog Loves Books and Love Monster, and I made brownies with Mum in the kitchen.

Express Yourself - 7.5.21



I had a - no, TWO magazines for the first time in a year, and I made a temptingly delicious brownie in the kitchen with Mum.

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid Journal - 7.5.21

Bluey, Bingo and Judo demonstrate natural process through a game about being a butterfly. It represents being born, living in nature and then, through Bluey and Judo, maturing and leaving nature to head to work in human society. Be free, Bluey, be free!


I received a CBeebies Magazine and, to my thrill, it has Dog Loves Books, Love Monster and, best of all, Bluey! I later made brownies with Mum, and they baked so well in the oven. I had a slice, and it was so tasty! I later got a Friends magazine, and these days issues of Friends contain Hey Duggee and Pinkfong's annoying Baby Shark. I haven't done these things in a year!