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Monday, 9 November 2020

The Nine To Five: Brothers All - Meet The Wolf

Learn about the wolf, or Canis Lupis, and its impact on European culture:

Itch-Speriments - Snow Fluff

Learn how to make snow fluff with Itch and his friends!

It's Dennis Time - Meet Dennis & Friends

If you're new to CBBC, the first thing that comes to your mind is Dennis & Gnasher Unleashed, but I prefer Scream Street to this. To introduce first time CBBC viewers to the show, here they are: Dennis and his friends!

Darkness Of The Cool Sea

Last night, I had a dream which saw my love for new episodes of Scream Street increase - Luke, Resus, Cleo, Six, Luella and I were playing in the deep ocean under a grey sky on a rainy day. We were all naked (except Cleo because she wears bandages), and one thing I enjoyed most was snuggling up with Luke behind the rocks and feeling each others' warmth and soft skin. It's something I'd put down during the hydrotherapy section of I.B.F.Fs: Freak Spa, when my younger self is talking about how she and Luke enjoy hydrotherapy so much, as it gives them a chance to slow down and listen to each others' heartbeats. Should CBBC iPlayer do a mindfulness section like CBeebies does? I think it will.

Stay this Friday for I.B.F.Fs: Freak Spa!

The Worst Witch On Bitesize

They covered The Worst Witch and Funnybones as part of their daily Bitesize programme's 'Book Club' segment. Last week, they did 'Daisy & The Trouble With Life' which had 'Trouble With' in almost every sentence. Luella would be proud of Mildred for being mentioned as part of Bitesize...will she?

A House I Call Home

Today I wrote a letter to CBBC complaining that they've changed the schedule to tear my heart in two, and that without Scream Street, I can't call the noisy neighbourhood I moved into last year home. When Scream Street comes on, it silences everything and makes me feel right at home, even when I see it on iPlayer or Prime Video. There had been many besties on CBBC, like Danger Mouse and Penfold, Jody and Tyler, Martha, Jas and Lily, Dennis and Gnasher and...ulp, I can't mention LBA...but Luke, Resus, Cleo and I have been besties for life ever since 2018. I've already lost them once this year because of this stupid virus, and now I can't lose them again! The only way I can bring them back is by reworking an old saying: "Words speak louder than actions". Or was it "Actions speak louder than words"? I dunno.

School Of Roars Activity Time - School Library - Story Plays

The little monsters are putting on plays based on their favourite school library books for Mrs. Grizzlesniff, and you can join in the fun too! Click the links below to learn how to put on a play based on a story prompt you are given, and let the monster-mazing roleplay fun begin! Don't forget the costumes, though.

Watch the episode 'School Library' on iPlayer and see Yummble's story play about a super snail:

Sunday, 8 November 2020

Mucky Paws

What a smart, handsome dude!

Sometime next Wednesday I'm going to write a letter to give to Mairi about how, when the pandemic is over, we can go back to her house to cuddle Tweed, bake some more goodness like chocolate cakes (please don't let it be scones), muffins and this smartly-dressed duck cake. Next week, over in Australia, there'll be a Bluey episode named 'Duck Cake' which I like to call by its alternate name 'Mucky Paws', so I thought Wednesday would be the appropriate time to write a letter to give to Mairi next time she takes me out, and we'll even talk about how we'll do that Duck Cake/Mucky Paws cake recipe if she has the Womens' Weekly Childrens' Birthday Cake recipe book. She has the Womens' Weekly cake designs book, and a series of cookbooks from Masterchef, The Great British Bake Off and Jamie Oliver, and she's known for making that football-themed cake for that boy's birthday, as I found out earlier this year. Crisps, popcorn and vanilla icing - can baking at Mairi's get any better?

Cee Lo Green On Scream Street

Today I wrote a letter to Factory about the Scream Street episode Vanity Calamity and how it reminded me of Cee Lo Green, his music and the American Dad episode 'Hot Water'. If Cee Lo Green were to voice a character in Scream Street, it'll be Doug. I know, because of how sexily I view the episode it may contain sexually suggestive content, but don't worry, Factory knows about my imagination. Watch the episode - I've mentioned it a couple of times but oh boy will you be in a Hot Water mood once this is over:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000nwwg/scream-street-series-2-2-vanity-calamity


Andy's Animal Of The Week - Elephant Shrew

See Andy nearly fall to his death riding with a dung beetle, get licked by a lizard and hear racecar and punching sounds for the elephant shrew!

Saturday, 7 November 2020

When I'm Queen

  • CBBC will no longer air stupid shows like Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese and LBA.
  • All airings of BGDCMC on Saturday Mash Up will be replaced by Scream Street.
  • CBBC will air Scream Street in place of BGDCMC at 4:00PM.
  • Loud noises will be banned from my neighbourhood, and anyone who does so make a noise in this neighbourhood would be flushed down the loo.
  • Everyone should be allowed to do a blog.
  • Schools will hold classes in storywriting and will allow safe spaces for children with autism.
  • Everyone should keep a diary - a Winnie The Pooh one in that case.
  • There will be quiet spaces for adults with autism.
  • Everyone shall be inspired by everything, from Disney movies to CBBC shows to daily events, to write their stories.
  • People will not be allowed to watch noisy, annoying videos on Youtube anymore.
  • Everyone shall share my favourite shows like Kipper, Strange Hill High, Scream Street, Clangers, Dog Loves Books, Love Monster and Bluey.
  • Bluey will be the only thing you'll watch on Disney+.
  • War will be erased from Syria and the world.
  • No one would ever have to worry about viruses, because of the health and safety guidelines I'll put up.
  • Everyone should develop a love for nature and music.
  • Everyone should have a fair share between tech play and tech-free play.
  • The Kipper intro would be the new into to Andy & The Band, or should I say, Andy Was The Band?!

Joe Biden's Election Victory Song

My Diary - 2nd-8th November

2nd November


I've been writing letters to Luke, Resus, Cleo and their friends saying how much I miss them.

3rd November
I.B.F.F Diaries '15 - Part 11 explains the Bedtime Hour in a wacky kind of way.

4th November
I like to think of Young Dracula as a substitute for Scream Street.

5th November
They're still doing Scream Street in lockdown? It's hip to be square!

6th November
Today was an exhausting portrayal of the Bluey episode 'Shadowlands'.

7th November
I know how to fix Saturday Mash Up - it's like mixing paint.

8th November
  • Monday - CBBC Complaint Letter About Scream Street

  • Tuesday - Me, You, And...

  • Wednesday - I.B.F.Fs: Meet The I.B.F.Fs

  • Thursday - Letter to Darrall Macqueen about my predictions for the Chip & Potato episodes 'Big Sister Chip' and 'After School Chip'

  • Friday - I.B.F.Fs: Freak Spa (inspired by Vanity Calamity)