I.B.F.Fs: Hide & Seek

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The I.B.F.Fs and I are playing hide-and-seek in this equally charming and kid-friendly adventure!

And on the right day, too, because next week, Scream Street will go for...how many days, I don't know, but when it does return, I be in words smiling widely. This is of course my way of saying farewell to the show until it returns to CBBC...for now.

The Big CBeebies Dilemma

Even though it has flashing images and of course the worst show in the world (Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese), CBBC is so irresistible I never want to leave! However, in two weeks time I'm faced with an even tougher dilemma. Three new shows are coming to CBeebies, and they include...

Dog Loves Books, which features 'Dog Loves....' as a title for each episode.

Hushabye Lullabye, which will be appropriately joining CBeebies' bedtime lineup but...*ulp!* I hope some episodes don't air on the weekend lineup. "This isn't proving very restful, Laura," said Mrs. Large crossly, as Laura disentangled herself and the baby, and attempted to bundle the bedclothes back onto the bed. And most importantly, the best modern CBeebies show in the world....

CLANGERS! But where shall I stay? On CBBC whilst this is going on, or on CBeebies to reunite with Tiny and Small whilst Luke, Resus and Cleo are off because of the darn duo of Gluko and Lennon? By the way, in two weeks, CBBC is premiering another new show, Hey You What If, which mainly focuses on Space and nothing else.

OH GOD THAT'S SO....creepy?

Anyway, wait a sec...I can record these Clangers episodes, so whenever I feel like missing out, or when there's a CBBC show or episode I don't like, I can always indulge in a pleasant new Clangers adventure and hang out with Tiny and Small whenever I like. Someday, I promise, I'll reunite with Luke, Resus and Cleo!

Keys - Deleted Rap Tidbit

Remember the incident concerning the banned Pokemon episode 'Electric Soldier Porygon'? Well, the first rap in the 4 O'Clock Club episode 'Keys' was originally going to feature the characters rapping against a background that flashed red and blue, but a more serious fate befell its test audience upon its screening. The flashing caused the estimated test audience to be hospitalized after suffering epileptic seizures - two of which remained hospitalized for up to two weeks. The event was so controversial that the 4 O'Clock Club was sent into a week-long production hiatus. The scenes were immediately cut from the rap, and some said it brought back 'horrifying' memories of the banned Pokemon episode 'Electric Soldier Porygon', from which Japanese children suffered the same fate. The deleted scenes have since been stored away, and no further traces of these scenes have been found on BBC iPlayer or online.

Amy's House (And Kover, The Fluff Monster!)

Today I went to Amy's house to relax and enjoy some hot chocolate. Amy is my new social worker and has a fluffy cat called Kover who is so playful she could literally get her claws stuck and likes to nab toes when necessary. She even tried to eat Amy's cat calendar after I reminded her of the programmes I wanted her to watch, like Scream Street and the 4 O'Clock Club, which she called the 4 O'Clock Show! Amy even showed me a Blue Peter badge she got when she was very young, and was twenty years old - she sent it to Blue Peter to talk about how her birthday is the same day as Blue Peter's premiere! Amy's house was very cosy, which is why I got very lazy, all the while enjoying Kover's antics like leaping up at me when I'm staring too long and playing with a piece of green and yellow string. We talked about things we liked best, and what we plan to do in two weeks time - bake, swim and even visit a friend of Amy's, who owns pigs! I think going to Amy's house reminds me of living in Lairg - it's much quieter...unlike my new, noisy neighbourhood!

I.B.F.Fs: Time For A Nap

The I.B.F.Fs and I enjoy a quiet, long nap, and I describe the peaceful sensations we feel during that time.

Sky Kids - February 2020 [3]

• The Adventures Of Paddington
• Peppa Pig
• Paw Patrol
• Bluey
• Love Monster
• Thomas & Friends
• Ryan's Mystery Playdate
• Mickey Mouse Mixed-Up Adventures
• Vampirina Ghoul Girls Rock!

• Morph
• Henry Danger
• Marvel's Spider Man
• iCarly
• Mr. Bean Music Videos
• Kidz Bop
• Horrid Henry
• Teen Titans Go
• Penny On M.A.R.S
• Apple & Onion

• Half-Term Laughs
• Just Add Magic
• Gortimer Gibbon's Life On Normal Street
• The Adventures Of Paddington
• Power Players
• The Casagrandes
• Search It Up
• FYI: For Your Info
• Milkshake Monkey
• Yabba Dabba Dinosaurs
• The Epic Tales Of Captain Underpants
• Find Me In Paris
• 101 Dalmatian Street

• Spongebob Squarepants
• Handy Bean
• Unikitty
• Jessie
• The Amazing World Of Gumball
• Horrible Histories
• iCarly
• Mr. Bean: The Animated Series
• Good Luck Charlie
• The Loud House

• Teen Titans Go
• Horrid Henry
• Morph
• Danger Mouse
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Star Vs The Forces Of Evil
• Adventure Time
• The Casagrandes
• Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?

• Danny & Mick
• New Looney Tunes
• Raven's Home
• iCarly
• Mr. Bean Music Videos
• Tom & Jerry Tales
• Spongebob Squarepants
• So Beano

• Alvinnn!!! & The Chipmunks
• Taffy
• The Penguins Of Madagascar
• 101 Dalmatian Street
• Play Your Pets Right
• Regular Show
• Best Bugs Forever
• Grizzy & The Lemmings
• Talking Tom Shorts

• All That
• Morph
• Liv & Maddie
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Crackerjack
• We Bare Bears
• Gabby Duran & The Unsittables
• Sam & Cat

• Lego Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape
• Marvel Super Heroes Black Panther: Trouble In Wakanda
• Lego Friends: Girls On A Mission
• Lego Friends
• Ninjago: Masters Of Spinjitzu
• Marvel Super Heroes: Maximum Overload
• Lego Jurassic World: Secret Exhibit
• Ninjago Decoded

• Zog
• The Highway Rat
• The Gruffalo
• Room On The Broom
• Stick Man
• Revolting Rhymes
• Little Princess
• Lost & Found
• The Mr. Men Show
• Ratburger

• Kidz Bop
• Victorious
• The Next Step
• School Of Rock
• Disney's Descendants
• Descendants 2
• Descendants 3

• Penny On M.A.R.S
• The Athena
• Liv & Maddie
• 4 O'Clock Club
• The Thundermans
• Almost Never
• So Awkward
• House Of Anubis
• Sam & Cat
• Raven's Home

• Grizzy & The Lemmings
• 44 Cats
• Alvinnn!!! & The Chipmunks
• New Looney Tunes
• The Penguins Of Madagascar
• Puppy Dog Pals
• The Tom & Jerry Show
• What's New Scooby Doo

• The Powerpuff Girls
• The Legend Of Korra
• Big Hero 6: The Series
• DC Super Hero Girls
• Guardians Of The Galaxy
• Marvel's Avengers: Black Panther's Quest
• Henry Danger
• The Thundermans
• Justice League Unlimited
• Batman: The Brave & The Bold

• Blaze & The Monster Machines
• Fireman Sam
• Lego City Adventures
• Paw Patrol
• Super Wings
• Robot Trains
• Top Wing

Sonic & Furaha's Reaction To Sonic The Hedgehog On The Playlist

One day, Furaha and her friend Sonic the hedgehog were relaxing in a field of flowers - one of Furaha's favourite things to do. "What do you want to talk about on this fine day?" asked Sonic. Furaha at once put on a frowny face, not the sort of face to have when you're relaxing in a field of flowers. "Recently I discovered that your new movie - and you - are featured on The Playlist." "THE PLAYLIST?!" Sonic sat up and aggressively punched the ground. "I hate that show as much as I hate war!" shouted Sonic. "Me too," sulked Furaha, "I hate things that are fast-paced and in-your-face, especially ones on TV. I prefer a quiet life." Sonic nodded. "I'm so disappointed with the BBC for making fun of me just because my film appearance is capitalized on Newsround, Blue Peter and then this stupid show."

At Chris' house, they checked up the CBBC website on the boy's computer with frowns on their faces. Sonic was delighted when he saw he was featured on Blue Peter.

"Alright, cool!" laughed Sonic.

"Urgh!" groaned the two friends as they viewed Say What on BBC iPlayer. This and The Playlist was sooo sick that Sonic threw up in the toilet! "Dang this show," groaned Sonic with vomit all round his mouth, "And dang The Playlist, too!" "Yeah, my family don't like the show either," frowned Furaha, shaking her head slowly.

Me, You, And Transformers: Galaxy Force: Anata O Honotoni Aishiteimasu

Told in Japanese and English and set during Transformers Galaxy Force, this Me, You, And...spinoff story features Furaha and her siblings' Japanese counterparts in the same friendship situation and prove that, through such a brutal battle as one with the Decepticons, there's love, tenderness and delicate moments in nature, as their friendship with the Autobots, mainly Kofuku (Furaha's Japanese counterpart) with Dreadlock (the Japanese equivalent of Cybertron Jetfire) as, through the violence and anger, they discover a softer side to their new friends, introducing them to a natural world full of flowers, pure water, tender snuggles and peaceful, tranquil moments of friendship.

The book begins with a warning in both English and Japanese telling readers that the following story may not be Me, You, And Transformers Cybertron, but it CAN help you learn Japanese along the way, so if you think it's Me, You, And Transformers Cybertron, then think again.

My Diary - 10th February-16th February

10th February

Puss In Boots has to make a treacherous journey through the desert, battling sandstorms, skeletal warriors and steep dunes.

11th February

The SSDS (not Special Delivery Service) is on the move today! But they stopped for rests. Also, Scream Street's skipped episodes aired uncut!

12th February

Mitchell, Becky, Templeton and their friends hear a strange noise and see something glowing from behind a bush.

13th February

I returned to Brora with Marie 'the dog' and did a story about a star which breathes life into all of us.

14th February

Don't tell Bow and Glimmer, but Adora loves to run through a field of flowers whilst chasing butterflies!

15th February

This week, did Shadow Weaver bathe in natural water, feeling pleasure around her body? NO SHE DIDN'T! And Adora, Bow and Glimmer did not sledge down the mountain.

16th February

A sailor went to sea sea sea

To see what he could see see see

And all that he could see see see

Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea!

Mildred's Reaction To Ethel & Felicity Appearing In CBBC HQ

"NO!" shouted Mildred to Ethel and Felicity, "You CAN'T go into CBBC HQ next Monday!" "Why not?" asked Ethel, "I personally believe I can only come here to help Rhys-" "Turn back to normal, I know," said a sarcastic Mildred, "But that's what they ALWAYS do on Mondays now that The Worst Witch is back on CBBC, and now the stupid Buzz App is cancelled, CBBC's showing their challenges on the Join In page of their website - including encouragement from viewers to ask them questions." There was a long silence. "Some stupid," smiled Mildred after a while. Upon hearing the word 'Stupid', Ethel fainted. CRASH! "You're going to make the entire place shake," complained Mildred, "Last year the HQ was full of earthquakes, and we don't want that to happen or CBBC will collapse!" "Collapse?" asked Felicity, "Cackles' nearly collapsed until we combined our powers to save the school." "That only happened when I was Bella Ramsey," growled Mildred as she helped Ethel up, "And Luella was there when this all happened!" "I heard that!" called Luella from the distance. "And guess what?" asked Mildred. "What?" asked the girls. "Not only will my next story be about dinosaurs at the school, but in a few months, Scream Street will be coming back!" "Uh-oh," said Ethel and Felicity together. "SQUEEEE!!" cried Mildred and Luella.

She-Ra - Razz - Was I True?

No, I wasn't.

NO, there wasn't a sexy scene with Shadow Weaver bathing in a pool of natural water whilst feeling intense pleasure. I'd love there to be a scene though.
NO, She-Ra didn't find gemstones in her bedroom and brought it to a shrine to free a gaggle of unicorns from their century-long slumber, but she did turn a horse into an alicorn though.
YES, Adora did follow Razz through the forest. I didn't know I could predict the future!
And NO, Adora, Bow and Glimmer certainly didn't sledge down the mountain and crash into Bright Moon.

I was wrong three times, but for one time I was right...without the Lion King reference squeezed in. Which is why She-Ra is the most adultish show ever seen on CBBC on the weekend.

This Isn't Proving Festive At All....

Altogether now:

"It's not Christmas yet, you silly Bing!"

Me, You, And...For Charity

Did you know? I'm going to send Me, You, And...off to charity....shops? Nah-ah, also charities! Woohoo! As well as charities like the ones above, I'm going to send my Me, You, And...stories off to UNiCEF and the African government, because Me, You, And...tackles serious subjects only a lioness cub like Furaha and her animal foster family can handle.