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Tuesday, 1 September 2026

10 Things We Secretly Learnt From Thunderbirds & My Granny's Great Escape

1.Alan's favourite Noddy special is Noddy & The Magical Moondust.
2.Scott is trying hard to search for Twilight's lost moon ancestor, Moonshine.
3.I have vivid dreams about visiting the moon to swim in crystal blue water and snack on fresh yellow cheese from the underground mines with Brains, Alan and Tin Tin.
4.Princess Celestia is madly in love with Scott, even when he is full up from eating Grandma's cakes!
5.IR's three main nature mantras are: land, sea and brotherhood.
6.Ron's favourite Kipper episode is The Bleepers.
7.Red Bull used to sponsor Granny during her racing years.
8.Mr Tugg has a job at Kellogg's, packing cereals into boxes and making free gifts and prizes.
9.Nick's favourite VHS tapes include '90s episodes of Brum, Sooty, Tots TV, Rosie & Jim, Thomas & Friends, Power Rangers and ReBoot (1994).
10.Mr Tugg is secretly a dragon in disguise.

Monday, 31 August 2026

You Need A Pony Friend

Clare The Caring Fairy is friends with all the G1 My Little Ponies, and all the '80s variations of the Care Bears. In fact, she loves every single incarnation of a modern day franchise for little girls in their original '80s form.

Old Gruff Man, Soft Heart

Commander Shore shows a soft heart to Socks and all the puppies and small visitors and residents of Marineville. In fact he is so kind to them he lets Socks pretend he is her baby since he is confined to a hover wheelchair, much to his daughter Atlanta's amusement.

ITV In The '60s

Troy and Phones' favourite vintage '60s series include '60s Coronation Street episodes, Maigret and Z-Cars.

Playful Bears & Butterflies

Rosie's other favourite animals are butterflies because she loves watching the little bear cubs play with them and try to catch them.

Winnie The Pooh

Rosie The Honey Bear Fairy's favourite Disney character is Winnie The Pooh.

The Fat Controller

This, my friends, is the original version of The Fat Controller. Currently he is suffering an identity crisis, along with his wife and his mother, because Nitrogen and Arc birthed another version of him designed to Americanise British kids.

Deep Nature

There is a secret place on Mars filled with green, grassy meadows, deep blue water and soft, white snowy forests. In another life, my friends from IR and I lived there altogether.

Scott's Favourite Toy

Scott has a soft blue rabbit named Chris, after the character in his favourite show Henry's Cat. He still sleeps with and carries around Chris to this day.

The Problem With CBeebies

Currently, CBeebies is dominated by imported shows from Australia.

And whose fault is that?
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Their's.
The success of Bluey and the creative bankruptcy of the BBC's children's department has lead to more Australian imports being bought to CBeebies. Well if it weren't for the pandemic then they wouldn't have bought Bluey there, would it?! And then Disney Junior would still be around.

Wacka....
...don't.

Saturday, 29 August 2026

Lousy Loser

Toy Story 5 alongside many other films of today were made by recording real life movements on camera, which is why the films look so real to us and more like a mockumentary.
And whose fault is that?
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His.
No wonder someone on Youtube called him a lousy loser. After Wall-E, no film should be made like this. NEVER!

10 Things I Jotted Down While Reading Thunderbirds: Operation Asteroids

1.Jeff Tracy's favourite character from The Lion King is Scar, and insists on dressing up as the fierce uncle of Simba for Halloween. He can even do a good impression of him!
2.Alan can't get to sleep without a cool glass of chocolate milk, his Kitticorn Sunburst on his bed and Noddy's Magic Holiday playing on his gramophone.
3.Gordon enjoys surfing and swimming in the sea when it's violent on heavily stormy days.
4.Sweetie Belle would always join Scott and Alan when they play table tennis.
5.Scott has a sensitive digestive system, so he can get sick easily.
6.Scott cannot count or count down unless it involves Daleks, or something baked by Pinkie Pie, or the amount of times Simba pounces on smaller animals to play with them.
7.In his first life, Alan saved a 3YO Tin Tin from drowning, and then became her father after a Sharptooth killed Kyrano and left him covered in blood.
8.John would often tuck my 2YO self tightly into bed, gently boop me on the nose a few times, and then snugglingly nose kiss my tummy, sometimes using his soft toy lion Leo, named after the Constellation, to do it instead of him.
9.One of Jeff Tracy's previous lives saw him and his sons and everyone he worked with living in Ancient Greece as a group of humble, peaceful Gods. He was the god of the sea.
10.Scott Tracy has a soft blue toy rabbit named Chris, after the character from his favourite childhood cartoon, Henry's Cat. Please don't laugh.

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