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Friday, 1 March 2024

Drop In - The Tornado

Watch out, everyone at the drop in, the tornado's coming! A sense of danger and excitement will sweep the drop in crew when I talk about my latest story, The Tornado! In the story, Furaha and her friends are on the run from a giant tornado which devours them whole. At first, the two find the tornado not so harmful, but then the tornado heads for the cottage, and Orko uses some pepper produced from his sleeve to make the tornado sneeze them out. Since when have real people used pepper to let a tornado sneeze out everything it devoured? NO ONE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!

Thursday, 29 February 2024

Bluey In: Ghost Basket & The Sign!

Ever wondered why I put a picture of cheese and jam on my blog? Because two new episodes of Bluey are coming!

The Tornado

Watch out, watch out, there's a tornado about!

The QPS Routine + Big News!

Hi! Orko here! I've got some exciting news for you all out there: recently, my good friend Sophie's mum made a big, huge, enormous discovery themed around her love of stories. Y'know, the ones starring me, Furaha, Optimus and Baby Marvin - instead of forcing them and making her stressed, instead they are good for her mental health! Woohoo! I think mum has made the wrong discovery when she said stories are bad for her, when in fact stories are good for her! Now she's never going to leave me and my sister behind EVER AGAIN!

Now, due to a little blip that happened last evening, Sophie has thought up a new routine to help her. And I'll help you with that too!

Q: Quiet Place.

When you feel like you're going to panic, scream or shout, just go to a quiet part of the house or garden where you can count up to ten - or add things like hippos and rubber duckies if I were you - or take some deep breaths. When you're struggling with something like making dinner, instead of scream and yell at someone, ask them for help instead. It hurts their feelings when you scream and shout, and thus no one would want to talk to you when you're violent or angry. Try to think positively!

P: Productivity.

When you feel stressed and agitated, get up, go to the bathroom and do something productive like have a shower, wash your hands, brush your teeth or go to the toilet. You may even get a snack too - not that I'm saying you should have white bread for every meal.

S: Stories.

My sister and caretaker told me there are many things that get people through their mental health, but stories are the key to Sophie's wellbeing. Stories starring me, Furaha, Optimus Prime or any other well loved character for that matter are the reason why your mental health would get better every time you choose to do a different story every single day.

I mean, did you enjoy the time I got sick because of my breakfast combinations? You did? Well, there's going to be more Popcorn For Breakfast tomorrow, because tomorrow's story is all about escaping from a fierce, large tornado! You're probably saying to me, "Be careful, Orko." I will, don't worry! See you tomorrow morning!

Wednesday, 28 February 2024

The Dingles

Well, here it is, guys. The moment you've been waiting for: the best Canadian short film of all time in my opinion.

THE DINGLES!!

Coffee Club - Popcorn For Breakfast

Everyone would love how I'm going to talk about the first story in Popcorn For Breakfast! In the first story, Furaha, Orko and Optimus have breakfast on the verandah, but Orko's food combinations make him feel very sick. The inclusion of graphic vomit would make everyone crack up, yet it would make them go off popcorn for a week or more. Still, it is based on the day the American version of Cartoon Network aired The Dingles, He Man and Transformers Armada all on the same channel...right?

Popcorn For Breakfast: Morning On The Verandah

*laughs* Whoever heard of vomiting at the breakfast table, eh? *laughs again*.

No Monsters At Bedtime!

This is a Go Glow Paw Patrol nightlight, but the article you're about to read is about a Peppa Pig Go Glow Nightlight...aaaaand how to banish those evil monsters so they don't rip out your child's brains and have them for tea!

Tuesday, 27 February 2024

Games & Movies Night - Chicken Little

The movie I'd recommend we'd watch if I were to attend the One Stop Shop's Games & Movies Night would be Chicken Little, a 2005 film from Disney about a little chicken who fights off aliens who have come to destroy his town. Some autistic people don't like things that are at a particularly fast paced, primarily promos of the decade we're in now, but the movie's fast pace would appeal to anyone. And a word of note: the voice actress who played Abby in this film (she's Chicken Little's right-wing lady by the way) is also the voice of Jessie in Toy Story! Who knew an ugly duck could share her voice with a rootin tootin' girl cowboy?!

No wonder Disney makes diverse people the stars of their movies these days....

A Cuddly Day

This morning, I thought up a version of Hetty Feather where a zombie apocalypse hits a Victorian town and as a result, all the parents had to let their children be sent to a Foundling Hospital, where they were killed and dissected should they never do as they were told. Sounds disturbing, right? When will this be discussed in this story? Find out!

Monday, 26 February 2024

Drop In

If I were to attend today's One Stop Shop Drop In session, I'd talk about my new unicorn shower gel and body wash, which is coming today because Mum and I couldn't go out yesterday. It's part of the Eau My Unicorn range of unicorn themed beauty products, and recently I've been ignoring showers. We all know how that feels, it's because a wheelchair has been inserted into the shower. Nuts. However, this unicorn shower gel and shampoo will help me recognise I need the shower more than anything else.

And then...I will stop itching!

A Happy Day Outside

Follow Furaha and her brothers Orko, Snarf and Godzooky as they spend a wonderful Spring day outside.

Bluey Book Reads - The Creek

Yay, we're off to visit the Creek! Join Bindi  Irwin, former star of Pop's Bindi The Jungle Girl as she tells a tale of nature, adventure  and connecting with your wild side - not that you can get rabies and get chained to the wall of course. It's...
THE  CREEEEEEEK!

"How convenient!"
-Bluey