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Friday, 24 February 2023

Cleo Unwrapped

So how does it feel to become a TV star, Cleo?


It’s been great being on TV - during CBBC’s ‘No Scratch That Watch iPlayer’ year, it was bad because I was away from Luke and Resus during Season 2 - but still, Season 1 is fantastic! Luke, Resus and I were friends ever since we met for behind the scenes action on Scream Street. Speaking of, there was one time when CBBC wanted a marketing campaign for Scream Street. I told them that they were looking for a promo similar to teaser trailers for Lilo & Stitch. Luke invades Junior Bake Off in one promo, in another Resus invades Operation Ouch and my one is all about invading The Next Step.


Fast forward…


“Hi-ya!”


“What? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”


CRASH!


“Oh. Sorry.”


“I’ll be in my trailer. Get your own show!”


“Her name, is Cleo.”


“Ready, Cleo?”


“Been ready for centuries.”


“ROOOOAAAAAARRR!!”


“And she’s coming to our neighbourhood. Scream Street - premiering this October only on CBBC.”


…then in 2016, there was this one time when we wanted to spoof an Eau De Rochas commercial just for the sake of making Scream Street a place of quiet when kids got home from school to watch telly…but the BBC found it really inappropriate.


“Scream Street is so fresh.


It’s sensual…


…it’s soft.


Scream Street - new episodes air this May on CBBC.”


Then there came the distressing bit. Due to filming on Season 2, there was this one episode where I went on a camping trip with Luella and Six, and the producers said they can’t take Luke and Resus with me. Now my friends - my real friends, a werewolf and a vampire - are angry with me because I have befriended other girls.


It seems this episode is very hard to watch, alongside other episodes of your second season, Cleo. That begs the question: who do you prefer hanging out with? Luke and Resus, or Luella and Six?


Both. Because no matter how much friends love each other, long time friends still love you no matter what. That goes to Luke and Resus, I still hang out with them, even though they take the mick sometimes, and that annoys me. Even when I was hanging out with Luella during the end of that Summer break, I couldn’t stop thinking both of us would play together as one. If I were you, I would say that I have made new friends, but kept the old.

Thursday, 23 February 2023

Tummy Ache

Days at home feeling sick are the best - tell that to the time I went out with a friend of mine. I got so sick I was about to barf, and I dry heaved all over the grass! I had to be sent home with plenty of food and water as a result. Also tell it to Pinkie Pie. She got so sick from eating too much chocolate cake that Mr and Mrs Cake had to send her to bed too. She vomited loads!

Scream Street Joke Of The Day - Mummy Chips

What do mummies eat chips in?

Embalm cakes.

Over Two Rainbows

It was a brisk Spring morning and Sophie the little yellow bear and her canine siblings Diesel, Luna and B.B Bone were outside in Buttercup Meadows enjoying the weather. They were playing a game of hide and seek. Sophie was a very good hider, but since it’s her turn to find her big siblings, it was a game of win or lose as she was an exceptionally good seeker. The teenage canines easily hid in the long grass, but Sophie can easily get down on all fours and pounce onto Diesel, the white dog with green spots. You may call him a Dalmatian as such, but his species is what’s known as a Lime Tree Mutt - a species of white dog with green bits. Luna was too much of a goth to be found, so she just sat there texting away on her phone. When Sophie leapt onto her, she dropped her phone in the mud and scolded her for being so reckless: “Oh great, my phone’s all muddy! Now I have to go home and clean it up! It’s all your fault, Sophie!” And she stormed away.


Still, Sophie and Diesel had plenty of time to find B.B Bone, who delighted in being found as Sophie and the ever-cheeky Diesel leapt on top of her. B.B had pink fur, which meant she came from a dog species known as the Strawberry Labrador -  a dog species with pink fur and dark pink floppy ears. Suddenly, the siblings heard a twinkling sound from nearby. Sophie peered out from the long grass and looked closer. She couldn’t believe her eyes! There was a bridge crossing over to another magical world! It had a rainbow path on it, so it was bound to be magical.

 “Come on, guys, I wonder where that leads to?” said Sophie. 

“I hope it’s not something dangerous,” worried B.B. 

“Dangerous? Prrrrfff, I live for danger,” laughed Diesel. He took her by the paw and dragged her towards the bridge.


As Sophie stepped on it, she felt the whole bridge glow with the light coming from her yellow feet. She continued walking, and the rainbow turned bright yellow as she crossed. Diesel had a go, then B.B, and the rainbow turned green, then pink with every step they took. They then looked at a bright yellow sign with glittery pink writing:


“Welcome to Unicorn Land! Hope your visit will be the most magical one yet!”


At that moment, a strange tree stump with thin twig arms and huge legs and feet came running up to them. 

“Hello, sorry I was trate.” said the stump. 

“Who are you?” asked Sophie. “Are you a brownie?” 

“Tro, silly,” said the stump, “I’m Twigsworth, the wise trelder of Unicorn Trand!”

 “Wow!” gasped the siblings all at once. 

“A talking stump?” asked B.B, “I must be seeing things.” 

“No you’re trot!” laughed Twigsworth, “I’m here to trake you on a trourney through this tragical land!” And, leading the friends across the colourful, magical land, he burst into song.


Over the rainbow and through the woods,

Across the Buttercup Fields,

There’s a land full of unicorns

Guaranteed to make you cheer!

There’s blunicorns and yellownicorns

And pink and green ones too

Whoever comes into this land

Will find a unicorn for you!

Unicorn Land, Unicorn Land,

Such a pleasant place,

Wherever you go a smiling face

Peace among the unicorn race!

Some unicorns have magic,

Some have wings that learn to fly,

Whoever comes into this land

Will find a unicorn for you and-


The singing dispersed as they heard someone crying.

 “I think it’s coming from the river.” said Diesel. 

“Come on, let’s see who’s crying.” said Sophie. They raced to the source of who was crying, and found a yellow unicorn with a purple mane and tail sobbing by the river. Bubbles were popping all around her horn, meaning something wasn’t right. 

“What’s wrong?” asked B.B. 

“I’ve lost all my magic!” wept the unicorn. 

“You haven’t trold us your trame yet!” said Twigsworth. 

“My name is Lemonade,” said the unicorn, “And I’ve used up all my magic in one single week. When bubbles pop around my horn, it means that all my magic is gone. Now I won’t be able to use it again!” “Maybe we can help you find your magic.” said Sophie. 

“Yeah!” agreed Diesel and B.B at once.

 “Ah, but it will be a trifficult journey,” added Twigsworth. “Or is it trot difficult? I can’t tremember.”


“How do we get Lemonade’s magic back?” asked Sophie. 

“You have to go to the Candyfloss Tremple and complete one truzzle and one riddle. On completing them, you will find a tragical flower that’ll tring Lemonade’s magic back with one blow. The trollen will merge with her trorn and make the bubbles surrounding it trisappear.” 

“Then what are we waiting for? Come on, let’s go!” shouted Sophie, and she lead Lemonade, Diesel and B.B towards the temple on the mountains far off.


Meanwhile, back at home, Luna was cleaning her phone with a wet wipe. 

“Spent £120 on it,” she grumbled, “I even paid for it with my own pocket money. What to do?” Sophie’s mother came into the kitchen, and saw that Luna was upset.

 “What’s wrong, Luna?” asked Mum. 

“Sophie made me jump, and as a result she made me drop my stupid phone into the mud.” Sophie’s mum looked exhausted. “Oh dear, now it’ll take me weeks to clean up that phone. You should go and apologise to Sophie right now.”

 “How can I apologise?” asked Luna. 

“Well, it’s just like my mum used to say: when someone is cruel to you, you can let someone apologise.” Luna ran up to her mother and hugged her. 

“Thanks! I’ll do it right away!” And she dashed off out the door back to the Buttercup Meadows, while Mum proceeded to clean Luna’s phone.


At the mountains, Sophie and her friends finally made it to the Candyfloss Temple…but the door was tight shut. No matter how hard they tried to lift it up, it was too heavy and too rocky. It even made B.B’s paws hurt a little, so it was a lucky escape from those attempts when Sophie saw a puzzle column with three shapes that looked like a stick of candyfloss, a balloon and a lucky clover. 

“It’s really simple,” said Sophie, and she placed the candyfloss piece into the right place. B.B had a go next, and put the balloon into its hole. With each puzzle placed into the right box, the temple door shifted so it opened slightly. When Diesel put in the lucky clover piece, the door shifted open to reveal a dark tunnel. Lemonade lead the nervous friends into the temple, but just as they were midway through the tunnel, they heard the door bang shut behind them. 

“Oh no,” whined Lemonade, “Usually I’m good with things like this, because my horn glows in the dark. Now that I’ve run out of magic, I can’t seem to light it up.” 

“I know what we can do!” said Sophie, “We must all join paws - and hooves - and make our way along in the dark, until we find a light. Ready?” 

“Ready, Sophie!” they shouted. 

“Then hold onto me!” she replied.


They all joined paws and made their way along the tunnel. It was really dark and scary, but still, it smelled of candyfloss. Sweet, fluffy candyfloss like you’d find at the fair. Suddenly, Diesel could see something in the distance. “Light ahead, Sophie!” he warned. 

“Thanks!” Sophie called. 

“That’s not a light,” said Lemonade, “That’s the entrance to Gried’s throne room.” 

“Who’s Gried?” asked Sophie. 

“He’s a fierce part goat part wolf person, always ready to let you answer one of his riddles. He’s the one who’s got the magical flower.”

 “Oh,” said Sophie, realising. When they got to Gried’s throne room, they saw an ugly abomination with a husky’s body and a goat’s head staring at them from his enormous throne. Beside him was a beautiful purple flower. 

“It is I, Gried, the guardian of the Candyfloss Temple,” he introduced.

 “Can you help me get my magic back?” asked Lemonade. 

“Only if you answer a riddle. You have ten strikes. Should the first strike be passed, then you’ll never have the flower. Here it is:

Everything’s magic, except for one,

He’s always looking out for fun,

With a pipe in his hand and a cherry red face,

He comes from a magical fairy place.

What is it?”


Everyone thought hard about who the cherry red-faced person might be. Luckily, Diesel wasn’t short of answers, and called out 

“Elf! He plays a pipe, and has a cherry red face when he feels happy!”

 “Right answer,” said Gried, and everyone cheered as he got off his throne and gestured for them to come towards the flower. Lemonade was of course the first to come up to the flower, and she blew on it. At once, magical golden pollen flew out of the flower and attached to her horn. The bubbles disappeared, and her horn began to glow with magic once again. 

“Hooray again!” everyone yelled. 

“So you’ve got your magic back, eh?” said Diesel. 

“Well done, Diesel, you’re the best brother ever!” laughed Sophie, and Diesel gave her a bear hug (no pun intended). 

“I’m so glad you managed to get the flower,” said B.B. “Now let’s go back to the field and test out your magic.”


When they went back into the field, Lemonade aimed carefully at an apple tree. 

“I’m going to turn all these apples into lemons, just like my name suggests,” she said sneakily. She focused, and a bolt of magic burst out of her horn. “Trello,” said a voice. It was Twigsworth. 

“I’ve come to treck on how your tradventure we-” But suddenly, the magic of Lemonade’s horn turned him into a giant walking apple! 

“Oh for Celestia’s sake, what have you done?!” shouted Twigsworth angrily, which sent everyone laughing away.


When Sophie and her brother and sister returned to the Buttercup Meadows, they were pleased to see Luna looking very relieved. 

“Luna! You’ll never guess where we’ve been!” cried Sophie, “We’ve been to a magical land on the other side of the rainbow bridge!” 

“Rainbow bridge…a-ha.” said Luna. 

Sophie was scared at first, and then Luna said, “I’m sorry I was hard on you. It was all my fault. I never should’ve brought my phone to our hide and seek game.” 

“It’s okay, we all make mistakes,” said Sophie, and she and Luna hugged like they’d never seen each other before.


All the siblings joined hands and made their way back home, with Sophie telling about her adventure all the way. So, if you ever see a bridge with a rainbow on it, you never know, it might lead to a land where a unicorn might need your help to find her magic, just like Lemonade.

Wednesday, 22 February 2023

Scream Street Fact Of The Day - Stingy Jack

The name of a carved pumpkin, a Jack O'Lantern, comes from the Irish legend of Stingy Jack, whose wandering spirit carried a turnip lantern containing an ember of coal.

Gold Star! The Making Of Jungle Dogs

The following blog post is based on real events. Except that some new characters are to be involved...ones from my latest developing project, Jungle Dogs.
My brother Resus and my Uncle Alston and Aunt Bella took me to the creek for a walk. They told me it may be good for me to get out and exercise, and when I asked Resus for a piggyback, he refused to let me ride on his shoulders, because he knew it was a time for independence for me. We stopped a few times to take some drink breaks, but then I discovered it was a bit like I'm A Celebrity - except we're surrounded by Christmas trees we have to protect for environmental conservation.
We pretended all the other people in the creek were contestants on the show, and Resus told me all about it, from the Bushtucker Trials to the gold stars they earn during challenges. We met two teenage dogs, cautious By and glam girl Sam, who told me they loved I'm A Celebrity and they'd make good characters for my story, which I thought up as Jungle Dogs. Resus and I did a gold star handshake to prove we did just the task!
While in the car watching the rain pour down, Resus and I discussed more details for my story, including stars inspired by the Elements Of Harmony, stars which wielded courage, power, friendship, harmony and wisdom. We also talked about Anansi the spider, and he made for a great character named...well, Anansi, a tarantula who helps Sam and By when they get kidnapped and taken to the jungle. We also talked about how the contestants of I'm A Celebrity are always fed rice and beans, which is also an African meal and not like baked beans at all.
While we waited for the fish and chip shop to open, we went to the park, where we met two other dogs who agreed to star in the story: Lester, By and Sam's schoolteacher who always wears a cone around his head and has a shaved side, and Susie, an obese black Labrador who eats a bagful of sweets and cakes every day. They agreed to star in the story as long as they overcome the fear of my character Anansi.
Finally, we made it to the fish and chip shop.
After a challenging day in the woods, the tempting smell of fish and chips wafted in the air. "Mmmmm, I'm hungry!" I said. "I know," smiled Alston. "Four fish and chips." "With mushy peas!" piped in Resus. "Such appetites," laughed Bella. And with big dollops of tomato sauce, they all tucked into the tastiest, reddest, ketchupiest meal ever known to vampirekind! "Much better than blood," the vampires said.
Resus and I were beginning to feel sick after our trip out, so we both relaxed with sore ankles and legs, and Resus told me a story from his book, Horrid Henry's Krazy Ketchup. What a proper way to end the day.

My Little Pony: A Very Minty Christmas & A Pony For Every Season

Fancy that! Two My Little Pony DVDs at the same time! Both worlds collide, eh? Ha-haaaa! Anyway, this blog post from this Canadian mother brings both of my secret worlds together: Furaha's friendship with Minty in the do-it-for-me version of Me, You, And..., and my friendship with Zecora in the Sybil & Friends stories. When you're friends with a pony like Minty or Zecora, ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING, is possible!!!

Tuesday, 21 February 2023

Horrid Henry Joke Of The Day - A Dr Skulley Joke

From my Horrid Henry Joke Book.
Where do skeletons swim?

The dead sea.

EEEEEEEE Said The Squeaker: Queen Chrysalis' Message To The World

Hello, world, this is Queen Chrysalis speaking. I am here on behalf of the Legion Of Doom to tell you that I have returned for revenge! Hahahahaha! No longer will Sybil see Zecora, or Lindsey, or Radzi, or Barney ever again! Here is my day so far:
It all started when Sybil was expecting Lindsey from Blue Peter to take her out for the day, but then she stated that the Blue Peter Awesome Authors class was cancelled...because I had put a spell on Radzi, kidnapped Barney and tied up Zecora! I tried covering it all up, but Sophie felt something suspicious about me. She saw me think trash about her stories, forbid her to eat in the car and talk too much to annoy her. It was when we had our picnic that I revealed my true intentions for evil....
Sophie at once battled with me in the parking lot, and then...
Not anymore are you writing this, Queen Chrysalis! I alerted Queen Chrysalis to one of her greatest fears - a helicopter, and it sucked her up using magnetic technology and pulled her away to jail. Luckily, Twilight Sparkle was riding the helicopter, and she had freed Lindsey and the others! My trip out with Lindsey went according to plan, and she decided that Zecora and I should celebrate with fish and chips. But...spoiler alert: the fish and chip shop is closed. Bummer.
Still, Lindsey and I went on a Blue Peter Story Scavenger hunt around the areas I knew, finding a little stone, a tree with twigs for arms and legs called Twigsworth and a black cat who knew a lot about the Green Cross Code.
There's still a chance to enter Blue Peter's amazing storywriting competition, so click the link below and begin writing (WARNING: if you are over 15, do not enter, instead, write stories instead, because they are what you love!).
And remember, you can't always listen to CBBC nowadays, but you can always...

Monday, 20 February 2023

Throw A Magical My Little Pony Party!

Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are white, rainbow-coloured and funfetti.
Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy and Applejack are all chocolate! Now that's a website you're going onto this minute!

My Little Pony: The Movie Books

I've taken up reading! It's a new favourite hobby of mine. I don't just love joke books and Scream Street books - I like any kind of books. Thick books, thin books, books that climb on rocks - any kind, really. And you should check out the My Little Pony movie books reviewed by this mum whose kids are named after characters from Winnie The Pooh!

Sunday, 19 February 2023

My Little Pony: Friendship Run

The Friendship Run is lots of fun,
Take it from My Little Pony
By yourself or with a friend
Be together 'til the end!
Avoid the bad guys and vicious snakes
Run around the trees and take no breaks
You have to win at any kind,
My Little Pony is a state of mind
The Friendship Run is lots of fun 
Take it from My Little Pony!

Saturday, 18 February 2023

Becky & The Chocolate Fountain

It was a special day at the local cinema. Strange Hill was premiering two episodes, and everyone, bloggers, families and characters from CBBC - were invited. Mitchell, Becky and Templeton did nothing special, they just sold special Strange Hill High popcorn buckets. I mean, they were awesome, what with the main trio on it, but Mitchell and his gang never did anything exciting, aside from when they were fighting toilet knights and messing around with the school clock on TV. In real life, nothing intoxicating EVER happened to them.


“This is boring,” said Mitchell, “All we ever get to do is sell popcorn and admire our promotional images or cardboard cutouts of ourselves.” Templeton was already talking to himself - or rather, his cardboard cutout self. “Hello, you must be Templeton. I’m Templeton.” Becky groaned. “Yes, popcorn is boring. They taste of cardboard.” “Wait!” cried Mitchell, “Throughout this whole Strange Hill High sneak peek day, in one of the clips I asked for popcorn.” “That was when we were trapped inside that health and safety video,” reprimanded Becky, “If it were all Dora The Explorer then we wouldn’t have a narrator talking to us.” “Tell me about it. You should see what happened next door on CBeebies. Thousands of mums called in to say that Waybuloo had a wisecracking narrator that ruined the charm of the show!”


Becky wasn’t listening. She was thinking about all the moments when she shone in the series, such as when she sung about knowing if people were stuck in a dream. At once the first thought that came into her head was blurted aloud. “Ice cream head!” she cried, and all the cinemagoers stopped and stared at her. Becky immediately felt guilty. “Okay, maybe I should just…go,” she said, and she dashed under a white cloth laiden over something hard. She began to feel worried that what she said might get her into trouble, fire her from the cinema and even get her banned from CBBC for good.


Suddenly, Becky smelt something. A delicious, chocolatey smell. Becky peered out from under the table, and looked up. Something brown and melty was standing in pride of place in the middle of the table. She crawled out, got onto her feet and investigated what it was. It was a whole table, laiden with cakes and chocolates and sausage rolls and drinks. And in the middle of it was the most glamorous chocolate fountain you’ve ever seen. Becky drooled! “I’m in chocolate heaven!” she cried, and dashed over to the fountain to get a better look. She dipped her finger into the luxurious melty chocolate and tasted it. Mmmmm, not bad, she thought. She then rolled up her sleeve, dipped her hand into the chocolate and licked like mad. At once, just like a rat who tried a strawberry and a piece of cheese together, thoughts of excitement filled Becky’s head.


Fireworks going off in the night sky. Bubbles popping. A teddy bear exploding, sending stuffing everywhere. Then Becky snapped out of it, noticing a chocolate cake by the fountain. Using a plastic pink knife, she cut a big slice out of the cake and dipped it into the chocolate fountain. She tasted it. “Mmmmmmm!!” she cried. It tasted even better when dipped in chocolate fondue! She shuffled under the table and began to eat the slice by herself, while sounds of Mitchell calling “Popcorn! Popcorn! Come and get your popcorn in time for the - ooh, a chocolate fountain!” Wait, what?!


Mitchell went to inspect the chocolate fountain. Oh boy, did it look great. And when Mitchell tasted it, boy did it taste this luxurious! Mitchell took a sausage roll from the plate and dipped it into the fondue. “Ooh, yum!” he cried as he tasted it. It was the most funnest combination ever.

“Funnest isn’t even a word! Where did you get it from anyway?”

Er…Brother Bear: The PC Game?

“I’ll let you off.”

Mitchell took three more sausage rolls and ate them all up as he made his way back to the special Strange Hill High popcorn kiosk.


A few seconds later, Templeton inspected the chocolate fountain. He was very curious about the fountain, and took out some chips that were still left freshly cooked. He dipped them into the fountain one by one and ate them. They were yummy. So yummy in fact that Templeton took a straw and sucked a little bit of chocolate fondue out of the fountain, then burped! UUUUUURRRRRP! “Excuse me,” said Templeton, “Got a bit of indigestion trouble. Got to go and take my pills!” So Templeton went off to take his indigestion pills, because we all know what happens when Templeton eats potatoes and chocolate together, don’t we?!


Mr Abercrombie was coming out of the cinema after going to the toilet and into the lobby, when he saw the chocolate fountain up ahead. “Oooh yes!” he shouted and he dashed towards it. He took a packet of chocolate biscuits from his pocket and dipped one into the fountain. CRUNCH! Mr Abercrombie had never felt a biscuit taste this good before. “I could use one of these on a day off from school. The way I talked to Mitchell about his old school in episode 3 was quite boring.”


“WHAT?!” Mitchell overheard and stormed up to Mr Abercrombie in disgust. “Did you say my old school?” he said in a low voice. Mr Abercrombie dropped his packet of biscuits onto the floor. “Er…no!” he whimpered. “You did! I heard you!” And with that, Mitchell tackled Mr Abercrombie to the ground, wrestling with him and fighting with him like he joined WWE or something. A crowd of onlookers gathered to see what all the commotion was about, and began chanting “Mitchell Tanner! Mitchell Tanner!” as Mitchell fought for his right like never before.


Under the table, Becky heard the loud noises and lay down, huddled in a little heap on the floor. “Mitchell knew I’ve been to the chocolate fountain,” she whimpered, “And now he wants to fight people as a result! What will become of Mitchell now?” Becky began to cry hard. Her tears soaked into the chocolate stains all around her mouth as she tried to lick off the mess all around her mouth. Becky began to feel gullible - what if the chocolate fountain causes fights at the lobby? What if it causes disruptive violence? What if…it causes the end of Strange Hill High?


A theatre employee saw Mitchell fighting with Mr Abercrombie and tried to break them up. Upon seeing this, the crowd booed and blew raspberries at the manager. “No booing in this cinema, please, everyone out for causing disruptive behaviour. Now, Mitchell, get your friends and leave. This is no place to be broadcasting Strange Hill High now. From now on, screenings of the series are banned. All banned!” So Mitchell gathered Templeton and Becky and went off down the road to the park, where they sat together as it started to rain. The rain washed away the chocolate mess round Becky’s mouth and caused it to flow in a little river towards the drain.


It eventually made its way into the sewer, past one of those creepy giant worms and towards a hissing, spitting alligator monster, who saw the chocolatey mess and grumbled, “I was going to think it was chocolate, but now I think it might be runny poo. I give up.” It then made its way out into the water treatment plant, where it was cleaned to make richer, cleaner drinking water for human consumption. The water treatment plant forces chemicals out of the water so that it can be clean and efficient enough for people’s homes, baths and sink taps.


Meanwhile, back at the park, Mitchell took out his phone and went to Youtube to search up some funny videos to take his mind off of his brawl with his headmaster. When he looked around the recommendations page, he saw a video titled ‘Main Star Of Upcoming TV Show Fights With Co-Star!’. He dared himself not to click on the video, but he did, and the cheers of the crowd and Mitchell’s screams filled his head as he felt guilty over what he had done to upset everyone at the cinema. He dropped his phone into the drain and he began crying too.


The phone made its way along the sewer, past rats and giant worms and the hissing, spitting alligator who once again said, “I don’t believe it, first chocolate that turns into poo and now a bloody phone! I knew I should’ve stayed in the swamp.” It ended up at the water treatment plant, where some workers found the phone and fished it out with a net. They tried to turn it on, but it electrocuted and shut down. “We should call somebody,” said one worker.


“Mitchell, I’m so sorry,” said Becky back at the park, “I only wanted a taste of that chocolate fountain. Now look at me - a pink-haired wreck!” “You’re not!” said Mitchell, “You’re still the same cute girly genius everyone will know and adore.” “No I’m not!” whined Becky, “I ate the chocolate from the chocolate fountain and now I’m on the verge of getting tooth decay and bad grades and then I won’t end up on CBBC at all.” “BECKS!” cried Mitchell, and Becky stopped. “Think about what you’re doing to hurt yourself. You are not sharing with anyone, making the cinema a brutal place of war and savage fights. Next time, you have to share, or else you’ll never make any friends in your life.”


Becky thought for a moment. Then, as the rain stopped and the sun broke through the clouds, she calmly said, “I understand, Mitchell,” and hugged him like she never hugged him before. Templeton joined in the hug too, and later at home Becky wrote an apology letter to the cinema asking for forgiveness for eating the chocolate fountain that was used to promote the Strange Hill High screening. She wrote:

“Dear sir/madam,

I am writing to explain that I am really sorry for all the violence and disruption I caused over eating from a chocolate fountain. I understand that once again, I have to share with my friends, and I feel that what I did was wrong. So, can you make the screening happen again? Only if we promise to share. Thank you.

Yours sincerely,

Becky Butters.”


The screening did go as plan, and Mitchell, Becky and Templeton went back to selling popcorn. Mr Abercrombie went up to them, his arm in a sling and with a black eye too, and he apologised to Mitchell for mentioning his old school. “That’s okay, Abs,” said Mitchell, “We all have a tragic past sometimes, but now, we can forget it.” “Hey, how’s about we ignore the chocolate fountain and instead have some sausage rolls?” “Yeah!” said Mitchell and Templeton together, and so they shared sausage rolls together as a way of their new look on sharing.


Meanwhile, at the water treatment plant, the workers had made Mitchell’s phone into a huge robotic monster, who boomed “All sentient beings will phone their friends and cause violence among the world.” “Good,” said one of the workers, “Now go forth and cause chaos!”