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Saturday, 9 July 2022

Welcome To The Jungle: Promised Falls

My extended family and I love it here in our jungle home. We were blessed. Beautifully, truly blessed. With no clothes and an endless sense of friendship and family, we lived as a tribe in the most peaceful place on earth…except when Muffin makes a lot of noise. Speaking of Muffin, she’s my little sister and she’s an expert hunter. Once, she hunted a whole hog and got praised for it. There are other members of my family too: Luke, Resus, Cleo, Luella, Six, Bluey, Bingo, Socks, Mike, Sue, Alston, Bella, Niles, Eefa, Dr F, Bandit, Chilli, Uncle Stripe, Aunt Trixie and Nana. I’m very glad to be raised in the jungle alongside such a loving, caring family.


In darkness, I was running through the forest, and then I stopped. I peered through the leaves and heard running water. I gently stepped out through the leaves and saw the most amazing sight: a huge waterfall, leading to the most sacred place in the jungle - Promised Falls. It was perfect for a swim. I was just about to dive in when a fierce jaguar emerged from the bushes, showing its sharp teeth. “Sybil! Dive in! It’s not dangerous.”


“Sybil! Time to wake up!” It was Mike, Luke’s father. All of us kids woke up and yawned in our comfortable bed, in our hut in the heart of the jungle. “What is it, Mike? Why have you woken us?” “We’re going for a swim!” he said. “No need for bathing gear, just water oozing right up to our skin!” “Wow! Really?!” said Bluey, “That’s great!” Cleo shuffled up next to me. “Well, Sybil, we’re in for a treat. What he means is, it’s the day we’re going to Promised Falls.” “Promised Falls? I have dreamed of that place. A jaguar came and told me to dive in.” “Animals don’t talk in the jungle, Sybil,” laughed Resus, “But our dog relatives do.” Socks barked. “You’re telling me,” said Bandit, poking his head round the door.


Outside, we had a hearty breakfast of a whole warthog Uncle Stripe hunted only yesterday, cooked on an open fire. At one point, Bandit was dramatic and said to the hog, “Sorry, mate, but I had to do this,” before eating it. We all laughed and nearly choked on our breakfast. “I bet Promised Falls will be great!” I smiled through mouthfuls of warthog flesh, “Going for a swim there. By the way, is it hot today?” “Looks like it,” said Eefa. Eefa, being a tribal witch, knew about the weather. “I haven’t been there since I was a child.” “We all haven’t been there since childhood,” said Sue, “It’ll be nice to take our children to the place where we used to play.” “Do you think there’ll be flowers?” asked Bingo. “There’s a flower field there, we used to throw petals in the air and lie amongst them. Ah, those were some good times.” “Well, the good times are passed onto the next generation,” said Chilli, the leader of the family. “Finish your breakfast and let’s get ready to go.”


When we’ve finished our most bountiful of jungle meals, we set off deep into the jungle. It was a long walk, and our feet got really muddy from walking on the moist pavement. My legs were getting tired. “Chilli, can you give me a ride on your shoulders?” “Yeah, no worries, mate,” said Chilli, and she lifted me up and placed me onto her shoulders. “Wheeeeeee!” I smiled, laughing happily. Uncle Stripe, Aunt Trixie, Bandit and Niles all gave Bluey, Bingo, Muffin and Socks rides on their shoulders too, although mud from their feet got all over their faces.


At last, Chilli pulled back the leaves, revealing a whole paradise of water and flowers. There was a huge lake accompanied by a waterfall, and there really was a flower field. Us kids were amazed! “Wow!” I gasped. “This is so beautiful,” said Cleo. “I’ve never seen anything like it!” cried Dr F. “Me neither,” said Eefa, “I feel so…amazed.” “I…I…I….” Bingo couldn’t think of anything to say, so Bandit had to impersonate her. “This water is so deep I may have to sink into it until I become a fish!” Chilli tutted and shook her head, and some of us facepalmed. The adults set us little kids down and allowed us to run towards the water.


With a SPLASH, we landed in the water. It was so deep, we felt we were in a whole new world. Bluey and I held each other paw in hand and swam towards the underwater plants that were growing wild and green, waving slowly. We hid, and as Luke, Resus and Cleo swam past, we burst out and roared, causing huge bubbles to float out of our mouths. We swam up to the surface with the others. Once we burst out of the depths, we saw that all the adults were joining in too. Some were relaxing, some were splashing each other, like Bandit was splashing Chilli. Bluey and Bingo swam up to their parents and splashed them with one almighty SPLASH! Bandit splashed Bluey and Bingo, while Niles splashed Cleo, who squealed in excitement. Us kids splashed each other and hid under the water, preparing to splash each other big time.


At the top of the waterfall, us kids relaxed and looked over the adults who were relaxing down below. The water was a little shallow so it reached up to our waists. It’s very relaxing, sitting in shallow water. It gives you time to think. Suddenly, a butterfly fluttered in and Muffin tried to catch it. She reached too high and she fell back into the water. The butterfly landed on Six’s nose, and she giggled a little and how its little legs tickled her. Luella had a go with the butterfly next. It wandered up her arm and onto her shoulder. She was giggling softly as she let it crawl onto her finger. Everyone had a go with the beautiful blue butterfly as it crawled up our arms or legs. I lay down in the water when it was my turn. The butterfly crawled along my tummy and then flew away as it touched the water.


I then had an idea. I looked down at my family below. I stood up, took a few steps back, and then ran to the edge of the waterfall. I leapt off and fell right down towards the water. I screamed in joy. “Sybil! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” screamed Luke. But I didn’t listen, I just screamed and shot all the way down towards the lake.

Roo's Cake

I remember in The Book Of Pooh episode 'Mother Of Invention' stressed puppet Rabbit was babysitting Roo and he ask him to bake a cake. A few of the things he mentioned included chocolate, caramel, milk and most presumably blackberries. That's why the thought of the story Roo's Cake came into my mind. It's basically a story about Pooh and his friends preparing a cake for Roo's birthday, filled with all the things he likes, mainly chocolate and gooey caramel. At one point in the story, I'm thinking of Pooh swapping honey for caramel, as he fills his hunny pots with the stuff and writes 'Karamal' on them. I love the way the residents of the Hundred Acre Wood write - it's so childish and misspelt that even younger fans of Winnie The Pooh can understand it. This isn't the first time Pooh attempted to bake a cake, his first attempt was in the 1980's Pooh episode 'Party Poohper' where he attempted to bake a cake for Rabbit's party. Let's see how well Pooh does with his baking skills in this story!

Welcome To The Jungle: Promised Falls

All you had to do is wait and an idea will come! I had this idea the moment I sat down. It was sort of like a sequel to Welcome To The Jungle. In this story, my extended family of dogs and monsters and I go deep into the jungle to Promised Falls for a swim on the hottest day of the year. It's a soothing Summer story about swimming in open water in the most relaxing, tropical place in the world, and it also contains flowers. Yes, that's right, you heard me correctly, Promised Falls has a flower field where my siblings and I relax among perfume scented flowers and throw petals high in the air. It's not like the scene in Chip N Dale in the bath house where Scrooge McDuck is throwing money in the air and swimming in a pool of gold. Money doesn't belong in the jungle...but the value of family does.

Friday, 8 July 2022

A Halloween To Remember [Script]

OPENING TITLE CREDIT: “A HALLOWEEN TO REMEMBER”


INT. SYBIL’S HOUSE - BEDROOM. NIGHT.


Sybil rises into frame and roars loudly. She is wearing a Simba costume. She leaps off the bed and runs about, roaring loudly. An offscreen figure - her mother - comes in, holding a Simba trick or treat bucket.

SYBIL’S MUM

(chuckles)

Alright, calm down, my little wild thing. Are you ready to go trick or treating?


SYBIL

You bet I am.


SYBIL’S MUM

I’ve got your trick or treat bucket all ready.


Sybil’s mum’s hand moves into frame and hands the trick or treat bucket over to Sybil.

SYBIL

Thanks.


SYBIL’S MUM

Now let’s go and get some candy!


SYBIL

Yay!


Sybil follows after her mum out the bedroom door.


DISSOLVE TO:


EXT. STREETS. NIGHT.


Two children dressed as a pirate and a werewolf knock on the door of one house. A kindly neighbour answers and is surprised to see them.

TWO CHILDREN

Trick or treat!


The neighbour hands them some candy.


ZOOM OUT TO:


Sybil and her mum, making their way down the street.

SYBIL

This is going to be so exciting, I can’t wait!


SYBIL’S MUM

I wonder what treats you’ll get, Sybil?


SYBIL

Depends on which house I visit.


Sybil and her mum approach a white house with a thatched roof and a white door. Sybil runs up to it and knocks quickly.

SYBIL’S MUM

Alright, not too quickly.


One of the neighbours, a kindly old woman called Mrs Ada, answers.

SYBIL

RAAAAAARRRRR!!! Trick or treat!


MRS ADA

(chuckles)

Well, if it isn’t young Sybil dressed as a lion.


SYBIL

It’s Simba, actually. The Lion King is my favourite film!


MRS ADA
Mine too. I’ve got some yummy treats lined up for you.


Mrs Ada goes inside to fetch the candy bowl. When she does return, Sybil gets excited. She places lots of candy into her trick or treat bucket, including some Lion King chocolate lollies.

MRS ADA

There now. What do you think?


SYBIL

Wow! Lion King chocolate lollies?! Thanks!


MRS ADA

I’m glad you like them. Happy Halloween!


Mrs Ada shuts the door and goes inside.

SYBIL’S MUM

Well fancy that! Lion King chocolate lollies! What a lucky girl you are.


Sybil giggles. Suddenly, she hears three voices calling:

LUKE/RESUS/CLEO

(O.S.)

Trick or treat!


Sybil looks around and sees three strange yet familiar children - Luke, a normal boy who is actually a werewolf, Resus the (almost) vampire and Cleo the 4,000 year old Egyptian mummy outside a door, being handed treats by the neighbours. Sybil runs up the path just as Luke and his friends are going in her direction.

SYBIL

STOP!


The three stop, and recognise Sybil.

CLEO

Hey, we know you from somewhere.


SYBIL

I know you too. Let me guess…hmmmm…OH! You must be the stars of Scream Street!


LUKE

I’m Luke.


RESUS
I’m Resus.


CLEO
And I’m Cleo. Pleased to meet you.


SYBIL

So…are you actually kids in costume or just real monsters?


RESUS
We’re real monsters actually.


SYBIL

Wow! I have never met real monsters before. Why have you come here?


LUKE

It’s a long story.


SYBIL’S MUM
It’s a pleasure to meet you too. Why don’t you come trick or treating with me and Sybil?


Luke, Resus and Cleo like that idea.

LUKE/RESUS/CLEO

Yeah!/That’s great!/Trick or treating, here we come!


Resus and Cleo head off with Sybil’s mum, while Sybil comforts Luke, who feels so sad.

SYBIL

What’s the matter?


LUKE

I can’t think of my costume for Halloween this year, so I have to go as my normal self.


SYBIL

I’ll find you a costume to wear. But...it’s more natural if you go as yourself. Being yourself is more fun after all.


LUKE

I guess you’re right.


We have a MONTAGE of Luke, Resus, Cleo and Sybil going around various houses, calling out “Trick or treat!” and being given lots of candy. In this montage, we see CLOSE UPS of their candy buckets being filled up.


The montage finishes and Luke, Resus, Cleo, Sybil and her mother arrive back at:


EXT. SYBIL’S HOUSE. NIGHT.


Mum opens the door to let Sybil and her new friends in.


DISSOLVE TO:


INT. SYBIL’S HOUSE - SYBIL’S BEDROOM. NIGHT.


Luke, Resus, Cleo and Sybil are tucking into large amounts of candy they got from each house, including the Lion King lollipops.

Story Break

I feel half-asleep today because of taking a nap, so I had time to relax, and learn that it's important to take a break every now and again. Sometimes I went back to bed, but Mum said it wasn't an illness, it was just that Key were short staffed and Ben wasn't able to take me out. This is why I didn't feel like doing stories, because I'm a big fact jerk! Just kidding, I felt tired and didn't have enough time. Hopefully tomorrow I will. I also saw The Wonderful Summer Of Mickey Mouse, an animated special where Mickey and his friends cause havoc during the annual fireworks display. I must say, everything that Mickey does can't happen in real life, but let me assure you: it's not like the Wonderful Winter or Wonderful Spring specials, where Mickey and his friends are depicted in a variety of different scenarios. I prefer it if Mickey went to the beach, was a hot dog seller and had a party on board a cruise ship.

I had some quality time with Mum and Grandma in the living room, where I confessed that I would like the get the Horrid Henry joke books for Christmas, and Mum got excited seeing Darth Vader in a Hawaiian shirt, which means that Lego Star Wars Summer Vacation is on my list of wonderful and exciting things occurring throughout the next three months:
The Book Of Pooh
Bluey Season 2 On CBeebies
Scream Street's Petrifying Puzzles & Terrifying Trivia Books
There's only two weeks to go until The Book Of Pooh, four weeks to go until Bluey Season 2 on CBeebies, and three months to go until the new Scream Street books, not to mention four weeks to go until Lego Star Wars Summer Vacation. Late 2022 is going to be AWE-SOMMMMMMMMMME! As Penfold said during his gameplay of Danger Mouse Full Speed Extreme Turbo.

Mum encountered a problem with my stories - someone might hack into Google Docs and see my stories, so instead of using a code to get them online, I put them on my blog starting this month. At first I said to Mum that I never did this before, but then I said that I have did it before, with Cocoa Babysitter and Morning Bliss. This was a great idea, and so I got to work. This helped my tired brain, and...now I feel half-asleep again!

The Wonderful Summer Of Mickey Mouse

I'm taking a break from my stories today. I now realise it's important to take breaks occasionally, and that some days don't rely on stress and stories. That goes for Mickey Mouse too. He has quite a job at Disney, trying to remember all the things he mustn't forget - wandering around theme parks, shooting films, making visits for the Make A Wish Foundation...name all you want, that won't stop him from making The Wonderful Summer Of Mickey Mouse.

Now, Meet The Spartans, a hilariously random film about a Spartan king, was originally going to premiere here, but it was a bit too rude for my Simba profile, so I watched this randomly wild cartoon about a mouse who defies cartoon logic to have fun with his friends. They ruin the annual firework display, and each tell their story, trying to get to the fireworks display via boat, helicopter, car and even Scrooge McDuck's party boat. When they were remaking the fireworks show, I have a few questions to ask: how can you clean food? It'll be poisoned if you eat it! How can your bum suddenly get chopped off when you're doing sawing? If Mickey Mouse were about poo and bottoms, it'll be completely unnatural. Don't worry, Donald's bum gets re-attached soon. Mickey also uses ketchup and mustard to make fireworks, and some of it goes on the crowd's hot dogs - and all over their faces.

I was originally expecting it to have three segments, like the previous Wonderful Winter and Spring anthologies - Mickey would visit the beach with his friends, become a hot dog seller and have a party on board a cruise. Shame it had to turn into a full length story, but still, when Lego Star Wars Summer Vacation premieres on Disney+ in a few weeks, it'll be Finn's time to shine.

Have a spectacular Summer!

A Halloween To Remember (Formerly I'll Always Protect You)

At first, I was going to do a story about broken friendships set on Halloween week 2021, named I'll Always Protect You, but as I sat through precious time, an idea formed: I'll do a story based around how I met Luke, Resus and Cleo. It's set at Halloween 2015, where I go out in my Simba costume with my mum and my Simba trick or treat bucket to go trick or treating, but I find three strange kids going trick or treating too. The kids notice me and introduce themselves as Luke, Resus and Cleo. I decide to let them come along with me on my trick or treat trek, and when we get home, they explain their full backstory to me. Mum decides to let them stay with me, and we are treated to a hot bath and a warm drink by the fire. Some Halloween stories are shocking and spooky, but not my ones. They're heartwarming and friendly, and I bet monsters would become your friends too!

I'm taking a break from writing at the moment, so I'll bring you this heartwarming Halloween story sometime soon - and remember, sitting and waiting is the most important thing, even in Precious Time!

When You Dig Into Turkey Dinosaurs...

A Work Of Art

Thursday, 7 July 2022

Copin'

I'm taking a little break while I figure out the first chapter name for my recent work, Welcome To The Family: The Australian Road Trip, but in the meantime, here's a screenshot of how it turned out.

Goin' To Surf City...IN SPACE!

As if 2022 wasn't exciting enough, in a few weeks I'm going to see the Star Wars characters hit the beach! That's right, Lego Star Wars is returning with a new Summer special, and the tagline should be:
'This Summer, it's Finn's time to shine."

Adding Pictures To Stories Is Easy & Fun!



















Scream Street Presents...

If you want to make your own Scream Street related stories and sketches, watch this video tutorial from Mega about making Scream-tastic stand up! Just....ignore the clips from Series 2, 'cause they're too unsettling.