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Monday, 17 January 2022

Text Me A Story, Lee-Anne - The Gunfire & Uncle Rad Babysits

Lee-Anne isn't taking me out tomorrow, and that's okay, because that gives me plenty of time to tell Sally and Libby two stories via text. These are ones I thought up, featuring the I.B.F.Fs.
The Gunfire
The first story, I'll text to Sally and is a remake of the first chapter of Scream Street: Fang Of The Vampire. In the story, I try to chase werewolf Luke across the graveyard while he is chasing Steven Black, but when he is chasing the chihuahua, I am shot in the side. It is there that Luke comes to my aide and gives me empathy.

Uncle Rad Babysits
The second story, I'll text to Libby and is sort of inspired by the Kid-E-Cats episode 'Uncle Muffin'. In it, Uncle Rad comes to babysit me, Luke, Resus and Cleo and we start having fun instantly - throwing cakes and biscuits into our mouths, sliding down banisters, skating in the living room, bouncing on the sofa and having a pillow fight.

I'll turn them into texts someday, so stay tuned!

Beat Those January Blues!

I don't know about you, but doing all these activities in the link below sounds like a very good idea. You can have a duvet day any time when you're not doing work, with cookies and Squashums and Flakes and everything else you can think of. As for muting the telly and re-voicing all your favourite characters, I've seen them do that in Youtube videos and it's really really easy! If you're watching CBBC and are instantly annoyed, this is a good chance to make fun of it if you're annoyed at them for taking off Scream Street! You can mash-up Ninja Express with Danger Mouse and make your own Dave Lamb-style narration, or make other CBBC characters such as Dennis and Gnasher talk about why they want Scream Street back. It is Veganuary after all!

If I Wrote Tish Tash

I'm afraid to say that Tish Tash has already been made into a TV series on CBeebies. However, I have different ideas. If I were to make it into a book series before the TV series was eventually made, I would've brought Tish Tash into a whole new light! In these stories, Tash wouldn't pop in every now and then, instead she would be the family's magical adopted sister. Here are the episodes I saw which would make good stories for me to write.
Traffic Jam.
Tish, Tash and Bobby are at the beach. Bobby refuses to believe in mermaids, because they're for girls, so Tash takes them underwater, where they become mermaids themselves and challenge King Neptune's guards to a race around the palace using seahorses.

The Ant's Cookie.
Tish is concerned about the giant hole in the sandpit, but Tash believes it's actually a portal to Antropolis! Tish and Tash set off on a big adventure through the hole, discovering a world where you are an artistic tool.

A Fair Share.
On a picnic, Tish and Tash set off on a walk through the forest, and encounter a giant house made of candy. It's all fair until they discover a wicked old witch is living there. Tish and Tash learn to say no, run away and tell a grownup about what they've seen - the three rules of stranger danger.

Not My Fault.
Tish is sent to her room after crashing her football through the window, but then she and Tash are sucked through a portal into the Dark Realm, where Tash is kidnapped by the dragon. Tish must overcome the dark obstacles of this forbidden world to save her.

Space Frame.
Tash is down with an itchy rash all over her body, which messes with her magical powers. She gives Tish her magic bubble wand and asks her to go to Planet Scratch to get another supply of soothing strawberry-scented itch relief cream since they've all ran out.

Weekly Shop.
While out shopping with Dad, Tish and Tash find a magical portal in the frozen food section which leads them to a racecourse made entirely out of beverages from an average supermarket. The race is on to get all the things from the list in time, and when Dad discovers he becomes their racecar!

The Missing Tortoise.
When her turtle figurine takes a holiday in Australia, Tish and Tash head down under to find him. They have to venture into the Fluffunder Cave and fight off giant snakes, mutant kangaroos and giant beach balls to look for Tish's missing figurine.

Lights Out.
Bobby discovers a mine cart and a magical doorway in his room, and he disappears! Tish and Tash must venture into the Blue Diamond Mines with Tish's new unicorn torch to find him.

Can't Sleep.
On the night before her first ballet exam, Tish can't sleep. Tash appears to take her further into the sky to Dreamland, where dreaming really hard takes the two sisters to Swan Park, a peaceful place where swans roam free.

Copycat Bro.
Tish and Bobby are playing with Tish's pony dolls when a doorway opens up under Tish's bed. It leads to Pony Kingdom, where all the ponies are in fear of a red, bird-like pterodactyl creature, and Bobby must imitate Tish's actions to save everyone.

Not My Birthday.
Tish, Tash, Tobby and Jeffy are all building things with Tobby's new building set, and they build an archway which leads to the build-it-yourself world of Bric-A-Brac. With the help of a glow-in-the-dark chicken and a talking cactus, they build their dream house.

Learning Curve.
Tish is pretending to conduct her own orchestra, with Tash on the cymbals and Bobby on the drums, but when Bobby quits, Tish discovers that singing is the best way to lead the music. Tish and Tash go to Mozart Mountain, where Tish has to sing to the tune of 'Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy' to get Bobby to come back and play in the orchestra again.

Bobby World.
The story would begin like the episode would, but when Bobby chooses the film he wants to watch, he steals Tash's powers and gets to control the magic in the house. Tish is trapped, and must rely on a powerless Tash to get him through Bobby's own imaginary world.

Play With Your Brother.
Bobby spots a giant tent outside in the garden and is desperate to explore it. Tish and Tash follow, and in an instant, they end up in a world where all his toys - his wobbly figurines, his diggers and his dinosaur - have all come to life in a neon red city.

Never Ending Question.
This version would be similar to Ready For Preschool's 'Learn Some Fun Facts' where Tish, full of questions, goes with Professor Tash to a room filled with various question mark doors. With every door she goes through, she and the readers learn a new fact in a new world.

Interview With A Monster.
This one is easy. Given that the episode premiered last Halloween whilst the horrible new episodes of Scream Street aired over on CBBC, I would make it a crossover. On the night before Halloween, Tish is reading her Scream Street books. Being a huge fan, she asks Tash to transport her to the world of Scream Street. She uses her powers, and they end up with Luke, Resus, Cleo and the other inhabitants of the street, where they have to save them from the wrath of Carla Black. Anyone miss her? I do.

Christmas Tree.
Tish and Tash insist on wearing their fairy costumes all December until Christmas Day, but their fairy costumes are actually magic! They are lead into the wood and into a cottage, home to the Flower Belles. The two sisters ask the fairies to make it more Christmassy in their house, so they lead them back home, but there's one catch: they must turn invisible whenever someone else enters the room.

Monday.
On a hazy Monday morning, Tish crawls under her bedclothes to avoid her mum telling her to get ready for school, but Tash is here too, so they end up in Beddy Bye Land, where Bobby, Tobby and Jeffy are all asleep, they dreams being used to put them to sleep forever. Tish and Tash must find a giant rooster that can wake everyone up and snap them back to reality.

I'm worn out now, but these may be good ideas if Tish Tash were a book series first. Use these as writing prompts - what might you do if you were to write any of the above episodes? Don't forget, instead of getting up early and missing sleep, you can watch Tish Tash anytime on iPlayer. Click the link below to enjoy!

Sunday, 16 January 2022

My Trip Out With Sally According to Simba

A real trip out? That's what occurred in Sybil's head the moment she realized Sally would be spending time at her house for the day. My name's Simba, and I'm here to tell you all.
The day started like normal, with a trip to ASDA. Remember when Elsa - y'know, the girl with the mane of hair and the loud voice - had a mega-feast of sweets and chocolate with her little sister Pippa? Well, Sybil did the same. She asked Sally for sausage rolls, milk bottle sweets, Cadbury's Flake, Peperami and Coke. I wish I lived in that bed-and-breakfast hotel Elsa stayed at before the fire, then I could have that mega feast. I just heard Sybil confessing that she wants to try apple juice and bacon rolls for breakfast, just like Pippa...
In the car, they thought up new story ideas which they could put in their new notebook. First, they thought up two stories based on the new Christmas toys of Sally's sons JJ and Reece - the Goodnight Chase and Marshall toys. For Reece, there could be a story where he and Chase go camping together in Adventure Bay Forest, and for JJ, there would be a story where he and Marshall have a sleepover.
Next, they saw two black highland cows in the field, which inspired them to think up Blackhorn & Benny, about two Spanish bulls who long to reunite in the field they were born. Blackhorn is an expert bullfighter, while Benny helps out at the local grocery store.
The final story idea of the day was the best one according to Sally, named 'Two Little Sausages'. It was about a dystopian future where dogs take over the world and have become morbidly obese from eating too many sweets and crisps and watching TV shows like The Dog Whisperer. In order to get dogs living with their owners again like they used to, the only hope is to get two dogs named Haggis and Bonnie up on their paws and exercising.
Next, they went home, and Sybil treated Sally to watching Scream Street while discussing their ideas further. You can read about my adventures with Luke, Resus and Cleo in the last blog entry. However, Sally's misunderstanding of Luke and Resus' origins caused Sybil to have a mental breakdown - y'know, because she's autistic - so Sally had to spend ten minutes in the living room with her mum and grandma while she recorded all her ideas down in her new notebook.
When Sally came back in, that's when the heartwarming part happened. While watching Wall-E, the story that inspired Two Little Sausages, and Finding Nemo, that's when Sybil made the greatest sacrifice of her life - giving one of her notebooks to her support workers. With that, they talked about how school was going recently, and Sally's group, who was learning about climate change and the environment. Sybil recommended she'd watch the Hey Duggee episode 'The Green Planet Badge' with her group to further understand the issue and use everyone's favourite plump brown hound to show how the environment depends on us. You can watch it right here on iPlayer:
Remember, the more acts of kindness we do for each other, the more acts of kindness we do for our planet.
I'm so proud of Sybil for doing this great deed, and you should be too. For someone who refuses to give up her notebooks, she made the right choice. Well done, Sybil! Anyway, my dad's calling me. I'd better go.
"Simba!"
Goodbye!

Saturday, 15 January 2022

Scream Street Meets The Lion King

I was bored, so I wrote this fun crossover between Scream Street and The Lion King for your reading pleasure!
While helping Eefa work on a spell, Luke, Resus and Cleo open a portal that transports them to the Pride Lands. They instantly encounter Simba, Zazu, Timon, Pumbaa, Nala and Kiara, and thus, a new journey for everyone's favourite lion - and everyone's favourite werewolf-vampire-mummy trio - begins!

Find out where I got the idea from:

Let's Hop To It, Man! My Things From Kardz & When I Had Lunch At Sea

Let's hop to it! No, this isn't CGi Peter Rabbit, this Peter will be very different when I talk about it - it's the Peter Rabbit we all know and love!
So, I went to Kardz in Alness and found a sparkly silver notebook - perfect for writing down your plans and schemes - and two Peter Rabbit diaries. Libby said I could buy a small Peter Rabbit diary - perfect! There were heart shaped balloons behind the counter, and I was fine with this. Minutes later, we had lunch by the sea. I had some tasty-looking Walls' sausage rolls, chocolate waffles, Malteser's Mini Bunnies and Raspberry Ribena. Those were my two favourite parts of the day, and here's what I thought about while eating:

Army - 6 Creative Ways To Help Kids Cope With Deployment

Two years before he met Jack, Rusty missed his father. He was away at Syria fighting in the war, so every day Rusty would video call him or write him letters saying what he's been up to each day, such as the time when he played Mums & Dads with Indy. Now, thanks to Jack, he was able to see his father up close and personal again. He's not supporting America, he's supporting Australia, and I'm supporting Scotland. Support your kids during deployment with these activities!

Butterflies - Butterfly Snack Bags

Whenever I thought about Butterflies two years ago, I thought about Bluey and Bingo prancing around in butterfly wings and antennae, but all this time it was Bluey and her neighbour Judo playing at crawling out of a hammock. What you really didn't know was that Judo and her mum love to make butterfly snack bags so, whenever Judo is at school, she takes these snacks with her to impress her friends.

Thursday, 13 January 2022

Mickey Sandwiches & A Cow's Life

Here are two things I've found whilst scouring the internet: a recipe for open-faced caprese sandwiches, complete with pictures of Mickey-shaped watermelon and cheese, and a comic for 'A Cow's Life' featuring a group of kids who learn why leather made from animals is bad for the environment. This lunchtime, feel free to make these Mickey Mouse sandwiches, but sometime later today, find out why cows are killed to be turned into leather!🐄

Bullfrogs & Monkey-Sitters

Mum School - 50 Easy Ways To Be A Fantastic Parent

Whenever Chilli attends a PTA meeting, she likes to flash back to the time when she tried to foster Bluey's development when her precious pup was a baby. She consulted doctors, parenting books and even Nana for advice, while Bandit struggled with setting up play areas, baby harnesses and trying to get Bluey to go to sleep. Luckily, Coco's mum gave her one word of advice parents of the future can live by forever more: "You're doing great."
Now, if you're a new parent, try your best and these 50 easy steps on how to become a proper parent, just like Chilli.

Spy Game - Flower Petal Potions

Bluey, Bingo, Indy, Luke, Resus, Cleo and I love to gather up flower petals to make potions, so our room, whoever we're making it for, smells lovely and fresh. When Luella gathers up flower petals, she doesn't want Eefa to know that she's going au naturale, so she spends a little time in nature. These flower potions can make lovely aromas a lot more easier, because they're so natural they'll make you want to get back to nature.

Wednesday, 12 January 2022

New Every Tuesday & Wednesday

Just like how Disney+ puts up new stuff every Wednesday or Friday, every Tuesday and Wednesday I'll give you a new chapter in my first two 'proper debut' stories!

Every Tuesday morning, I'll give you a new chapter of I.B.F.Fs: Imaginary Best Friends Forever, and I'll let you know when it's time for Lucid Raccoon to publish it...if they accept it...
Every Wednesday morning, I'll bring you a few vignettes a day of I.B.F.Fs: Friendship Bites, just like I did today, based on two pages a week of the Scream Street Joke Book.

I won't be doing I.B.F.Fs next Tuesday, but next Wednesday I'll bring you more I.B.F.Fs: Friendship Bites. See you then!