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Tuesday, 21 December 2021

My Trip Out With Charlotte According To Rusty

G'day! Rusty here!
I want to tell you about my friend Sybil and her trip out with Charlotte today. I'm spending Christmas with my mum at home, so after this whole 'Explorers' thing earlier this month, I thought I might tell you a little bit more about what Sybil told me about. Charlotte treated her to a good breakfast - one not served in the bed and breakfast hotel in the story my big cousin likes. You know the one I'm talking about. Anyway, she had a good bacon butty served with a chocolate muffin from Harry Gow's (I didn't know they had muffins for breakfast!), hot chocolate and orange juice. However, the orange juice Charlotte brought had bits in it - eeeeuuurrrgh! And we all know my friend Sybil doesn't like bits, don't we?
Anyway, Sybil tried to introduce Charlotte to her blog, and I heard Charlotte has no brain when it comes to looking at my blog - I mean, she cannot access Youtube for crying out loud! A few minutes later, Charlotte brought out her wood cleaner, and the bottle looked just like a fabric softener.
In fact, Sybil told me the wooden floor polish reminded her of those French Orangina commercials from when they had human like animals. My mum won't let me watch them, because they're too adult. Sybil can watch whatever she wants (except for creepy stuff like Adult Swim's Off The Air and short films by Simon Pummell). I can't let you see it because Youtube won't, but what I can tell you is that Sybil thought about spoofing those adverts for CBBC during its 2015-2017 period, including Arthur (breakfast drinks), Ali-A's Superchargers (mouthwash), Millie Inbetween (floor cleaning), Art Ninja (face cream), The Deep (deodorant), Wolfblood (shampoo), Danger Mouse (aftershave), Blue Peter (fabric conditioner) and especially Scream Street, y'know, it matches the one with the naked panda surrounded by falling rose petals. I have to go because my mum caught me talking about the Orangina commercial with the panda. Bye!

Oh, and one more thing: if you live in Australia, my episode 'Explorers' is available to view. Click the link below and watch these and other fantastic episodes!

Monday, 20 December 2021

When Bandit Wants To Bathe Toddler Bluey...

When Furaha Helps Me Save Scream Street From Mortal Peril...

I'm Having The Jab Next Week

Good news - I'm not having the jab this week, I'm having it next week! No longer will I feel nervous about having to be pinched in the arm before Christmas. Next Wednesday, Sally will take me, no one strict or demanding like Libby or urging like Charlotte. Maybe I can ask her how the pups at Paw Patrol stay strong and brave when their owner Ryder takes them to the vet the same way she explains to JJ and Reece when they go to the doctor for their vaccination. Be brave, it's Chase!

The Jolly Christmas Postman (Read By Santa!)

Saturday, 18 December 2021

NO, DON'T DO IT!!!

If Freedom Bremner Sung Under The Sea Instead Of Sebastian...

Get Creative - Write A Script

If I were to write a script for a CBBC show, it would be for (obviously)...
Our old friend Naomi is here to show us how to write scripts for your own CBBC show episode! Okay, maybe the kids joining her aren't too sure of what to write, but hey hey hey, maybe you can join in the fun too! Sometime next year I'll put this lesson up again, this time with script-writing prompts to make it more fun, based on my stories, shows from Factory Create and CBBC, mini skits or episodes of Disney favourites. So, who wants to sit there and do nothing?
NO ONE!

I'm Getting The Omnicron Booster

Mum announced the news to me earlier - I am going to get my booster next Wednesday...JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS?! That way, Mum said it'll be over and done with and I can enjoy Christmas just as I intended. In fact, I never had an injection during the festive season before....wish me luck, OK?! And one more word of advice on the days leading up to my injection - never watch anything on Youtube or this blog involving dangerous needles. They may make you scared to go.

The Day Is Finally Here!

Bluey Recaps finally put up their Facebook post about me! Now people far and wide would not only come to learn how to do a virtual playdate, but also learn to do multitudes of different activities with me and my friends.

How To De-Stress When Jinxed

I've been struck with a jinx today - my Bluey Recaps post hasn't come up yet, Mum and Grandma want the news on, I keep making spelling mistakes...I'm this close to being cursed with bad luck, just like Stanley in the Disney film Holes! But there is a way. In case you feel like you've been jinxed ever since high school, try these de-stress techniques with Daniel Tiger. Don't end up like former PBS torturer Caillou, try out some tips from Daniel Tiger, Sesame Street and Esme & Roy!

Christmas Tree Card

I absolutely adore the look of this Christmas tree card, what with its googly eyes and little red nose and everything. Now you can make it! I've put it up on my blog especially for you! All you need is some light green sugar paper and viola, you've got a paper tree to send to friends and family!

Friday, 17 December 2021

Recognised!

I've finally got an email back from Zoe from Bluey Recaps! And what's best of all is she wants to put my blog on her Facebook or Instagram account so that everyone can see it! Woohoo! Truly a triumph of the day - I would like to thank everyone who made my blog possible - all my days out, all my activities, all my stories, all my attempts at life, and especially Luke, Resus, Cleo, Bluey and Bingo, who have helped me through the toughest years of my life. Stay tuned for more posts, Zoe!