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Monday, 25 October 2021

Cabin In The Woods

Cleo wobbled.
Luella wobbled.
Six wobbled.
SPLASH! Luella tumbled into the lake.
SMASH! Cleo tumbled into the lake.
CRASH! Six tumbled into the lake.
"My dark angel!" shrieked Resus, jumping in after them.
"The creek is beautiful!" yelled Luke, jumping into the muddy water after him.
"OMG!" gurgled Luella.

The Toothfairy

ME: Right, listen up, everyone, it's an exciting day.
BLUEY: You just had a ScreamOgasm from seeing the new episodes tonight!
NILES: Bluey's right, we're going to be back on TV again, we're going to be rich and have all the ladies...
LUELLA: For God's sake, Cleo's dad, it's not all about you, is it?
NILES: Oh, snout beetle.
ME: Why, complete fudge. Right, so, we're going to throw a surprise party for Resus.
CLEO: She's right, someone has to stop him from delivering spoilers.
MUFFIN: I'll do it!
ME: Alright, Muffin, even though I know better, I will give it to you, just make sure he doesn't ruin the par-tay.
MUFFIN: Hooray!
ME: Oh man...

Naughty Muffin!

She's here, she's a ballerina, and she's going to go cray-zeh!

ScreamMind - Aromatherapy Spray

To add a natural Scream Street feel to your wind-down time, choose any kind of aromatherapy spray, place a label on it to make sure your favourite character represents to scent, and spray onto your pillow. After you've done that, relax and feel pampered. For example, if I choose lavender, I put a label on it that says 'Luke + Resus + Cleo', because that is my favourite way to let Scream Street represent the relaxing scent and its therapeutic properties. For suggestions of sprays you can use, head over to this handy website:

Relax

In this wonderfully-put-together poem, Luke, Resus, Cleo and I escape the hardships and stress of a busy day by indulging in nature and finding our own ways to relax and unwind.

Q&A A Day For Kids - 2021 - 25.10.21

Is Scream Street linked to mindfulness like Bluey is to me?

Sunday, 24 October 2021

There's No Danger In The Waters Of My Stories, But There Is In This Clip...

Warning: This Will Make You Laugh When You Think About Scream Street...

I know I'm against cruelty to apes, but I couldn't stop laughing when I thought about Scream Street when I saw PETA's '98% Human' TV advert. CBBC should do a promo for new episodes airing next week, when the narrator instead talks about Luke, Resus and Cleo's abuse and how you could live this life, then he tells us to watch the new series of Scream Street on iPlayer. Could you request this promo?

Hip Hip Hooray For Factory!

Jump for joy after you've read this article, because my favourite animation studio Factory is working with the amazing company behind Bear In The Big Blue House and The Hoobs to make a stop-motion series about an after-school programme for ghosts and monsters! Trust me, it'll be a lot sexier than Scream Street, I guarantee. There's still time to love it, I swear! Hip hip hooray for Factory!

ScreamMind Teaser

ME: It's true, I tell you, there are 75 episodes available on iPlayer, and Ninja Express can't hold a light to this show, so I need to know if you are up for the challenge.
LUKE: You can count on us, Sybil.
CLEO: I'm in!
RESUS: Me too!
ME: That's the spirit. There is however just one small problem: you all have to make sensual noises. This whole success depends on it. Can you all do it?
ALL THE SCREAM STREET RESIDENTS: Mmmmmmmmmmm...aaaaaaaaaaaaa....
ME: That's what I'd like to hear.

Join me, Luke, Resus and Cleo for a whole week of relaxing stories, mindfulness tips and Scream Street related content, coming to the Creative Hub and Autistica tomorrow.

Express Yourself - Has Anyone Ever Spread Rumors About You?

NO!
No rumors!
NO!
Although in my mind, my vaccination may have caused crowds to go back to footie stadiums across the UK.

Q&A A Day For Kids - 2021 - 24.10.21

Pete's Dragon. It's a freedom-filled film that sees a young boy raised by a dragon in the forest.

Dork Diaries: OMG: All About Me - 24.10.21 [Year 1]

What I like most about Autumn is the leaf piles!