NOT MORE OLYMPIANS! In the Ninja Express segment, Konpeki learns that a big appetite can lead to even bigger consequences. We hear more life conversations from the spiders who live above the set, there is a parody of high school dramas named Mashville High, and three topics are given in one of the new games, Beat The Bang. As always, feel free to skip the Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese bits.
VLAD: Yes, we did miss her, but what we did know is-
COUNT DRACULA: Never mind that German woman and her peacock, we've got our own problems. I've one not spending the rest of my life looking over my shoulder waiting for those gamers that are airing this afternoon to finish me off. So, about Charlotte.
*long silence*
VLAD: Okay...
COUNT DRACULA: One, she allowed her to do and go wherever and whatever she wanted, two, she made her eat between meals, which is a good thing, and three, nothing's the same with her on my mind!
VLAD: Does this really count as to having someone who's part of the British Red Cross take Sybil out?
COUNT DRACULA: Of course. Now you there, watch Young Dracula in the link below. Don't make me have to speak like those 'other vampires'!
After ages of begging and pleading and pleading and begging, it's the moment you've all been waiting for! Ninja Express is finally available on the CBBC website! There's nothing on there at the moment except for a jigsaw game, but you're free to look around and have fun with my favourite ninjas.
I didn't do the I.B.F.Fs debut because I was so tired, but I've been deciding on a democratic vote whether to make the I.B.F.Fs debut in picture book or anthology story form. Here's a video to make up for it so you can find out what democracy is.
I also didn't do the Bluey review for the latest episode, 'Perfect'. To make up for that, too, I'll give you a 50 Days Of Bluey activity pack named 'Sticky Gecko', and based on the episode too!
"Luke...CBBC has taken you off the air, but I trust Coolabi is going to bring you and your friends back. I'm worried that there'll be no Scream Street forever and ever....will there? Will there be?"
SIR OTTO: The money! The power! The fame! It's all gone!
LILY: Oh my god, tell Frankie not to start the car!
NATE: You want my badge number? Here! Here's my badge number!
JODY: I can't lose this case.
SCOTT: Jody, the case is already over.
HEDGEHOG: Who did this to you?!
DR. XAND: In all my years of research, I've never seen a virus reproduce this quickly.
ME: My friends are gone and it's all CBBC's fault!
SOL: What do you mean cut the blue wire? They're all blue wires!
CHLOE: Face it, Nate's never coming out of that coma!
And now, for the first time in two years, I'm going out.
My day started when we went to ASDA to get something to eat. Being of very little brain, Charlotte got one big sausage roll, dark chocolate buttons, a Diet Coke and a People's Friend magazine. But that's okay, I could give the magazine to Grandma when I get back, which I already did. She didn't get any real magazines for me though.
Next we went to the Big Burn to get a little exercise. I enjoyed seeing the water and greenery of nature, but as we went the long way, my legs got tired and we had to rest. A family passed by, but I coped and ran past them all the way back to the car. This moment happened to remind me of when Horrid Henry and his family went on holiday in Paris.
The next part is my favourite part of the whole trip - going to Charlotte's house for the first time! The first thing I saw when I got in is a shabby looking house, but it still looked like a cosy farmhouse. In Charlotte's bedroom lay one of her cats, Putzell. He spoke in soft meows and yawned all the time, as he was a lazy cat. Her other cat, Princess, has wandered off into the field somewhere. We went into the garden next, where Charlotte showed me a fairy house in the shed, and a beautiful white peacock named Fredrick, plus some hens and some geese. I named the geese after Bluey's friends, and we checked the henhouse to find some eggs the hens had laid, fresh from the farm and ready for taking home to Mum and Grandma. I drew silly faces on them with a marker and named them Eggbert, Shelley and Sheldon.
Next, we got a chocolate muffin from Harry Gow's and enjoyed the sea view at the beach. I had to joyfully impart every command from Charlotte with "We get happy...go go go!" my magic word.
I had a vanilla ice cream in a cone with a chocolate flake next - and boy, I didn't have an ice cream like this in quite a long time! To be honest, it made my face mask all sticky.
I lead Charlotte to the seal place finally, and we saw nothing...except of a course for a seal swimming across the loch and diving into the water.
I'm both tired and full of energy at the same time because of this, and I have done really well. I have learnt to be brave and confident because of Charlotte, and I made some new friends as a result. Here's hoping I can have another fun day next time.
