After Life: Rot Box Detectives is the most disgusting, gut-wrenching programme ever known to man. It's supposed to be an educational version of the BBC's documentary After Life designed for primary school pupils, but basically it's going to put them off their lunch break if they watch too many portions of this. In fact, it proved to be so disgusting that I actually put my breakfast pork pies in the fridge so they won't go off like the food in the programme. So, my word of advice to those who are sick after watching this: abandon all food for at least five hours, go to the toilet, vomit and then drink plenty of water for the time being.
As for Life On Planet Ant, it's just footage of ants mixed in with a man helping to dig a new home for the ants mixed in with four primary school children being taught about ants from a scientist like he was their biological grandpa. Come on, couldn't you just throw in footage of the Gastornis chick getting eaten by those giant ants to make the programme more geared to college students?!
And now, I have something about this new lineup that upsets me.....
THE ZOO AND ABSOLUTE GENIUS ARE ON THERE?! I THOUGHT THE ZOO WAS AN ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAMME, NOT EDUCATIONAL FLIMFLAM! TALKING ANIMALS ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, SO BBC BITESIZE, DON'T BLAME ME IF I PHONE THE RSPCA TO PROTECT JURGEN AND HIS ANIMAL PALS FROM YOUR WRATH! I PREFER IT MUCH BETTER IF THEY WERE ON CBBC! FOR ONCE, JUST LISTEN TO ME, OKAY?! LISTEN, TO, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
