RESUS: Why are we on the beach again?
LUKE: We're reviewing Me, You, And Transformers Cybertron: Making Friends.
RESUS: Where's Cleo?
LUKE: Enough questions, you stupid vampire, she's sleeping on the soft sand, and we have to wait for Furaha and Jetfire to turn up so we can see them playing together in person!
RESUS: Now, Overhaul thinks that his love of earth animals have made his entire life, and he talks to Haraka about Jungle Planet, which is depicted as Zubeneschamali.
LUKE: Zubeneschawhat?
RESUS: Zubeneschamali. Some people believe it's a green star in the sky, but some green stars depict the Constellations living in the sky. Hot Shot and Nakona and Upendi and Scattershot aren't getting the focus here either, and neither are Lanka and Allie.
LUKE: Wow...Furaha can fight Koba and try to pilot Jetfire to get him up into the air! What a clever cub!
RESUS: You know, she should become a pilot someday.
LUKE: She can be whoever she wants, she's only four, like Caillou.
RESUS: What?! That whiny little brat?
LUKE: If you compare Caillou and Johnny Test, they're both made by WildBrain, and you know it produces shows for CBBC as well. *gasps* Oh my goodness.
RESUS: What's that?
LUKE: Furaha nearly scratched Thundercracker's optic sensors out! And the scene in the fire realm with Megatron admonishing Koba is a bit disturbing, especially when you see a child being used in a Satanic ritual.
RESUS: They're using him as abuse bait? Those Decepticons...
LUKE: Things get better in the next scene though, Furaha overhears a conversation between Optimus and Vector Prime about how they can become their new family for now until they find their original family. The young cub discovers Jetfire's room!
RESUS: ......
LUKE: And he's got a soft bed, and lots of Nebulos-related attire.
RESUS: This explains why he came from Nebulos - because of his Australian accent.
LUKE: And you know our good friends from The 'Hood, Bluey and Bandit?
RESUS: I thought you'd never say that.
LUKE: The next morning, we see Furaha and Jetfire playing together and happily torturing each other with throwing pillows at each other and tickling each other until Jetfire promises to let her sleep with him.
RESUS: I don't think that's a good idea. Remember the controversy surrounding Noddy and Big Ears sharing a bed?
LUKE: Forget them, sleeping altogether in the same bed is a good thing, isn't it?
RESUS: Oh yeah.
LUKE: Where does the script end?
RESUS: Right at the point where Haraka and Overhaul spend a peaceful moment at the beach, much like when Bluey wanders the beach and follows her mum.
LUKE: I guess our friend Sybil got lots of Aussie inspiration from Bluey.
RESUS: She gets inspiration from other Aussie things too, like the film's composers, Garrangali.
LUKE: This goes for The 'Hood too, and - hey, it's Furaha and Jetfire! Cleo, wake up!
CLEO: *yawns* What did I miss? *gasps* Oh my god, it IS Furaha and Jetfire, and they're playing on the land and the sea. I also heard you talking about The 'Hood.
LUKE: Yeah, tomorrow, we're reviewing tomorrow's work, The 'Hood: Learn With Bingo.
RESUS: Be sure to check in tomorrow for our review on Learn With Bingo!
Look out for more Me, You, And Transformers Cybertron: Making Friends coming soon!
-Yours sincerely,
Sybil, Luke, Resus & Cleo
