Sonic & Furaha's Reaction To Sonic The Hedgehog On The Playlist

One day, Furaha and her friend Sonic the hedgehog were relaxing in a field of flowers - one of Furaha's favourite things to do. "What do you want to talk about on this fine day?" asked Sonic. Furaha at once put on a frowny face, not the sort of face to have when you're relaxing in a field of flowers. "Recently I discovered that your new movie - and you - are featured on The Playlist." "THE PLAYLIST?!" Sonic sat up and aggressively punched the ground. "I hate that show as much as I hate war!" shouted Sonic. "Me too," sulked Furaha, "I hate things that are fast-paced and in-your-face, especially ones on TV. I prefer a quiet life." Sonic nodded. "I'm so disappointed with the BBC for making fun of me just because my film appearance is capitalized on Newsround, Blue Peter and then this stupid show."

At Chris' house, they checked up the CBBC website on the boy's computer with frowns on their faces. Sonic was delighted when he saw he was featured on Blue Peter.

"Alright, cool!" laughed Sonic.

"Urgh!" groaned the two friends as they viewed Say What on BBC iPlayer. This and The Playlist was sooo sick that Sonic threw up in the toilet! "Dang this show," groaned Sonic with vomit all round his mouth, "And dang The Playlist, too!" "Yeah, my family don't like the show either," frowned Furaha, shaking her head slowly.

Me, You, And Transformers: Galaxy Force: Anata O Honotoni Aishiteimasu

Told in Japanese and English and set during Transformers Galaxy Force, this Me, You, And...spinoff story features Furaha and her siblings' Japanese counterparts in the same friendship situation and prove that, through such a brutal battle as one with the Decepticons, there's love, tenderness and delicate moments in nature, as their friendship with the Autobots, mainly Kofuku (Furaha's Japanese counterpart) with Dreadlock (the Japanese equivalent of Cybertron Jetfire) as, through the violence and anger, they discover a softer side to their new friends, introducing them to a natural world full of flowers, pure water, tender snuggles and peaceful, tranquil moments of friendship.

The book begins with a warning in both English and Japanese telling readers that the following story may not be Me, You, And Transformers Cybertron, but it CAN help you learn Japanese along the way, so if you think it's Me, You, And Transformers Cybertron, then think again.

My Diary - 10th February-16th February

10th February

Puss In Boots has to make a treacherous journey through the desert, battling sandstorms, skeletal warriors and steep dunes.

11th February

The SSDS (not Special Delivery Service) is on the move today! But they stopped for rests. Also, Scream Street's skipped episodes aired uncut!

12th February

Mitchell, Becky, Templeton and their friends hear a strange noise and see something glowing from behind a bush.

13th February

I returned to Brora with Marie 'the dog' and did a story about a star which breathes life into all of us.

14th February

Don't tell Bow and Glimmer, but Adora loves to run through a field of flowers whilst chasing butterflies!

15th February

This week, did Shadow Weaver bathe in natural water, feeling pleasure around her body? NO SHE DIDN'T! And Adora, Bow and Glimmer did not sledge down the mountain.

16th February

A sailor went to sea sea sea

To see what he could see see see

And all that he could see see see

Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea!

Mildred's Reaction To Ethel & Felicity Appearing In CBBC HQ

"NO!" shouted Mildred to Ethel and Felicity, "You CAN'T go into CBBC HQ next Monday!" "Why not?" asked Ethel, "I personally believe I can only come here to help Rhys-" "Turn back to normal, I know," said a sarcastic Mildred, "But that's what they ALWAYS do on Mondays now that The Worst Witch is back on CBBC, and now the stupid Buzz App is cancelled, CBBC's showing their challenges on the Join In page of their website - including encouragement from viewers to ask them questions." There was a long silence. "Some stupid," smiled Mildred after a while. Upon hearing the word 'Stupid', Ethel fainted. CRASH! "You're going to make the entire place shake," complained Mildred, "Last year the HQ was full of earthquakes, and we don't want that to happen or CBBC will collapse!" "Collapse?" asked Felicity, "Cackles' nearly collapsed until we combined our powers to save the school." "That only happened when I was Bella Ramsey," growled Mildred as she helped Ethel up, "And Luella was there when this all happened!" "I heard that!" called Luella from the distance. "And guess what?" asked Mildred. "What?" asked the girls. "Not only will my next story be about dinosaurs at the school, but in a few months, Scream Street will be coming back!" "Uh-oh," said Ethel and Felicity together. "SQUEEEE!!" cried Mildred and Luella.

She-Ra - Razz - Was I True?

No, I wasn't.

NO, there wasn't a sexy scene with Shadow Weaver bathing in a pool of natural water whilst feeling intense pleasure. I'd love there to be a scene though.
NO, She-Ra didn't find gemstones in her bedroom and brought it to a shrine to free a gaggle of unicorns from their century-long slumber, but she did turn a horse into an alicorn though.
YES, Adora did follow Razz through the forest. I didn't know I could predict the future!
And NO, Adora, Bow and Glimmer certainly didn't sledge down the mountain and crash into Bright Moon.

I was wrong three times, but for one time I was right...without the Lion King reference squeezed in. Which is why She-Ra is the most adultish show ever seen on CBBC on the weekend.

This Isn't Proving Festive At All....

Altogether now:

"It's not Christmas yet, you silly Bing!"

Me, You, And...For Charity

Did you know? I'm going to send Me, You, And...off to charity....shops? Nah-ah, also charities! Woohoo! As well as charities like the ones above, I'm going to send my Me, You, And...stories off to UNiCEF and the African government, because Me, You, And...tackles serious subjects only a lioness cub like Furaha and her animal foster family can handle.

Steve Backshall, Hooray!

You know how CBBC wants everyone to show off to Steve Backshall because of the return of Deadly 60? Well, I have a better idea - instead of that, CBBC will have kids and stars take to the TV to cheer for Steve by yelling, "Steve Backshall, HOORAY!" I've been teaching my Alexa to say that, and from now on I'll let her cheer for Steve just before every new episode of Deadly 60. Watch out CBBC, we're going to give Steve the encouragement he needs. No impressive videos this time!

The Polar Bear & The Star Of Life

You thought I was going to see the softest episode of my favourite CBBC show, Scream Street, today? I'm not.

BUT! I did stay in Brora for not only an encounter with an old and gentle dog named Karig, but for the production of a story based on those charming stories about polar bears in the Arctic, named 'The Polar Bear & The Star Of Life' about a star which grants life to every creature in the Arctic. I still think the Karig parts are cute, though.

Also, in two weeks, devastating news: in two weeks, my three best friends from the best place on CBBC are going to be replaced by the cursed Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese, and this time, they're not alone because Little Big Awesome, which is from Amazon, will be coming to CBBC! Oh no!

But don't worry, I've found a solution to missing your best friends: when in doubt, and whilst Arthur and his friends are on a roll, talk to the DVDs! On the first day of Little Big Awesome's UK premiere, I'm going to watch Disney's Chicken Little because it reminds me so much of Strange Hill High, which stopped airing at the beginning of last month. However, there's a catch: if you watch Little Big Awesome on CBBC when it's Imagination Time, then you must never watch Tumble Leaf, Creative Galaxy, Wishenpoof or If You Give A Mouse A Cookie because, like Little Big Awesome, they're all Amazon Original Series. I mean, I can recite series' dialogue and all that and sing the catchy theme song, but this, is, SERIOUS! And I mean serious. Scream Street is my favourite programme on the channel, so until this stops, I'm taking drastic precautions.

Mildred & Luella On Mildred's Actor Appearing In This Week's Saturday Mash-Up

"SQUEEEEE!! I can't believe I get to appear on live TV!" screamed Mildred, jumping up and down. "As your actor," reminded Luella. Mildred's face fell. "Oh yeah, right," she sighed, "As my actor....someone who's ginger and not brunette like my PREVIOUS ACTOR!!!" Mildred leapt onto Luella aggressively, and Luella pushed her off. "Okay, no need to be racist," said Luella, "In fact, although I prefer Bella Ramsay as you, I really like your new digs." "Digs? You mean look." laughed Mildred. "Well, if you appear as Bella Ramsay, it won't be you now, will it?" asked Luella. She leaned forward and whispered into her ear: "Besides, she appeared on Game Of Thrones." At once, Mildred threw up! "Oh god, too brutal. Don't talk about it, DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!!" screamed Mildred. "I knew you were going to do that." said Luella, taking a flask full of hot chocolate out of her backpack, "Here, have this." As Mildred began to drink, Luella examined the schedule for what's on the Saturday Mash-Up. Sure there were stuff like Dragons and She-Ra on there, but...uh oh, it was BOY GIRL DOG CAT MOUSE CHEESE! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" screamed Luella.

I.B.F.Fs: Bedtime Milk

This story warmly describes the effect of bedtime milk on sleepy autistic children and their imaginary friends, as my friends and I drink warm milk and think up loving thoughts of bathing in a hot tub full of milk in a rich, golden spa.

I.B.F.F Diaries '14 - 4/1/14 - The Amazing Discovery

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1490G05DL8_4Rvp1HZkIdjqDeA6JBCOA1K58avsUT8V0/edit
Mitchell, Becky, Templeton and the gang are at the park when suddenly they hear a high-pitched cry of "WHEEEE-WHEEEE!!" coming from far off. Curious, they race off to investigate, but what is it they find behind the bush?
You'll have to wait and see!

Anniversary - Deleted Rap Tidbit

This controversial scene from the first rap in the 4 O'Clock Club episode 'Anniversary' proved just why you can't take drugs, and saw Mr. Bell snorting crack at his desk before hallucinating all the magical things that happen around him and vomiting. The producers found the scenes with Mr. Bell on drugs too shocking and repulsive for a children's show like the 4 O'Clock Club, and as a result, Mr. Bell's actor was put into a lawsuit about near-drug-usage. He claimed that "if kids were to see my character taking drugs, next they would see my character stabbing students in the back and ripping their spines out, but don't worry, CBBC would never never EVER show a thing like that." That said, Mr. Bell's actor's career was put on hold for four days before production on 'Anniversary' started once again, without further delay.