Mildred & Luella On Mildred's Actor Appearing In This Week's Saturday Mash-Up

"SQUEEEEE!! I can't believe I get to appear on live TV!" screamed Mildred, jumping up and down. "As your actor," reminded Luella. Mildred's face fell. "Oh yeah, right," she sighed, "As my actor....someone who's ginger and not brunette like my PREVIOUS ACTOR!!!" Mildred leapt onto Luella aggressively, and Luella pushed her off. "Okay, no need to be racist," said Luella, "In fact, although I prefer Bella Ramsay as you, I really like your new digs." "Digs? You mean look." laughed Mildred. "Well, if you appear as Bella Ramsay, it won't be you now, will it?" asked Luella. She leaned forward and whispered into her ear: "Besides, she appeared on Game Of Thrones." At once, Mildred threw up! "Oh god, too brutal. Don't talk about it, DON'T TALK ABOUT IT!!" screamed Mildred. "I knew you were going to do that." said Luella, taking a flask full of hot chocolate out of her backpack, "Here, have this." As Mildred began to drink, Luella examined the schedule for what's on the Saturday Mash-Up. Sure there were stuff like Dragons and She-Ra on there, but...uh oh, it was BOY GIRL DOG CAT MOUSE CHEESE! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" screamed Luella.

I.B.F.Fs: Bedtime Milk

This story warmly describes the effect of bedtime milk on sleepy autistic children and their imaginary friends, as my friends and I drink warm milk and think up loving thoughts of bathing in a hot tub full of milk in a rich, golden spa.

I.B.F.F Diaries '14 - 4/1/14 - The Amazing Discovery

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1490G05DL8_4Rvp1HZkIdjqDeA6JBCOA1K58avsUT8V0/edit
Mitchell, Becky, Templeton and the gang are at the park when suddenly they hear a high-pitched cry of "WHEEEE-WHEEEE!!" coming from far off. Curious, they race off to investigate, but what is it they find behind the bush?
You'll have to wait and see!

Anniversary - Deleted Rap Tidbit

This controversial scene from the first rap in the 4 O'Clock Club episode 'Anniversary' proved just why you can't take drugs, and saw Mr. Bell snorting crack at his desk before hallucinating all the magical things that happen around him and vomiting. The producers found the scenes with Mr. Bell on drugs too shocking and repulsive for a children's show like the 4 O'Clock Club, and as a result, Mr. Bell's actor was put into a lawsuit about near-drug-usage. He claimed that "if kids were to see my character taking drugs, next they would see my character stabbing students in the back and ripping their spines out, but don't worry, CBBC would never never EVER show a thing like that." That said, Mr. Bell's actor's career was put on hold for four days before production on 'Anniversary' started once again, without further delay.

Mildred & The Kittens

One day, in the school playground, Mildred heard some mewing coming from the shed. The mewing was little and squeaky, and it certainly wasn't Mildred's cat, that's for sure. Maybe she ran away after Mildred got a new look. It was lucky that the keys to the shed were hung up near the door, because when Mildred unlocked the door of the shed, she couldn't believe her eyes: there on the bales of hay was one of the students' cats - and she had kittens! Three squirmy black furred kittens, suckling from their mother. Mildred didn't notice until a student named Amy came rushing in, squealing with delight. "Anne!" she said, "You've got kittens! I'm so proud of you, Annie-Wannie-Woo." "Annie-Wannie-Woo," mocked Mildred, sticking her tongue out. Just then, Luella came along. "I just heard Amy's kitten Anne had kittens - I'd like to have one to take back to Scream Street and show Luella." "NO!" shouted Mildred, "Amy would be upset if you took a kitten from Cackles', and then Mrs. Hardbroom would call the police and then we'd be locked up in jail." "So...what now?" asked Luella, cautiously. Mildred thought for a moment, and then had an idea. "I know," she said, "Why don't we take a train ride?"

So they took the next train to Lancashire by sneaking onto a carriage when no one was looking. The trip was all smooth sailing until Mildred heard some mewing from inside a crate. She and Luella lifted the lid, and saw....not kittens, not a cat, but a huge elephant! It grew to the most gigantic size the two witches could think about and burst out of the carriage, storming away and almost knocking the train off the tracks. "After that elephant!" shouted the witches, and they leapt onto Mildred's broomstick and flew right after the out-of-control elephant. When they finally reached him, Mildred took Luella's hand, leapt off the broomstick and landed safely on the elephant's back. "Stop! STOP!" cried Mildred, whapping the elephant on its back. "I don't think we can get it to calm down!" called Luella, "We need something like a duck whistle or something like that!" The elephant leapt off the tracks and rode across the path.

The elephant was coming closer towards Cackles' Academy! It bounded over the gates and into the playground, at once attracting the attention of every student in the school, and every teacher including Mrs. Hardbroom and Mrs. Cackle. "What the heck is that elephant doing here?!" ordered Mrs. Cackle as the elephant let out an uproarious cry which sent one student screaming and running back inside. Mildred looked around for a minute. Surely something must be done to turn the elephant into a kitten. Waving her hands, she said in a low, unsure voice:
"Diamond broaches and fluffy white mittens,
May you turn from elephant to kitten!"
At once, the elephant began to morph into a small cat, and at first Mildred and Luella were stuck in the air...but then they fell right on top of the cat, squashing her as a flat as a pancake. Mrs Hardbroom stormed up to the two witches. "Bringing wild animals into the school is against the rules," she said, "What makes you think you could do such a thing as bring an elephant into the school?" Mildred shamefully told Mrs Hardbroom what happened, but then she clapped eyes on Maud, who was giggling away at her and Luella's antics. "Mildred," she called, "This was so funny!" Soon, all the other students and Mrs Cackle started laughing away as the cat ran up to one student and nuzzled her legs tenderly. "Well, if a cat does his job right it's a job worth doing." said Mildred, winking.

And that's what you get when you see a litter of kittens at Cackles' Academy!

THE END.

Sky Kids - February 2020 [2]

• Power Players
• Search It Up
• Penny On M.A.R.S
• Get Smart In Cyberspace
• Yabba Dabba Dinosaurs
• 101 Dalmatian Street
• We Bare Bears
• Mickey Mouse Mixed Up Adventures
• Morph: Valentines Day

• Search It Up
• The Amazing World Of Gumball
• Bizaardvark
• The Dumping Ground
• iCarly

• Peppa Pig
• Numberblocks
• Paw Patrol
• Thomas & Friends
• Bing
• The Highway Rat
• Puppy Dog Pals
• Something Special
• Blaze & The Monster Machines

• iCarly
• Horrid Henry
• Mr. Bean: The Animated Series
• Kidz Bop
• Spongebob Squarepants
• The Thundermans
• Elena Of Avalor
• Game Shakers
• The Amazing World Of Gumball
• Liv & Maddie

• Mighty Mike
• Play Your Pets Right
• Handy Bean
• Big City Greens
• The Tom & Jerry Show
• Furiki Wheels
• The Loud House
• Spongebob Squarepants
• The Amazing World Of Gumball

• Lego Jurassic World: Secret Exhibit
• Lego Ninjago: Masters Of Spinjitzu
• Marvel Super Heroes: Maximum Overload
• Lego DC Comics: Batman Be-Leaguered
• Lego Friends: Girls On A Mission
• Lego City Shorts
• NinjaGo: Decoded
• Lego Jurassic World: The Indominus Escape
• Marvel Super Heroes Black Panther: Trouble In Wakanda

• Find Me In Paris
• Victorious
• School Of Rock
• Mr. Bean Music Videos
• Kidz Bop
• America's Most Musical Family

• The Highway Rat
• Zog
• The Gruffalo
• Room On The Broom
• Stick Man
• Revolting Rhymes
• Little Princess
• Lost & Found
• The Mr. Men Show

• Alvinnn!!! & The Chipmunks
• 44 Cats
• Grizzy & The Lemmings
• New Looney Tunes
• The Penguins Of Madagascar
• Puppy Dog Pals

• DC Super Hero Girls
• Batman: The Brave & The Bold
• Big Hero 6: The Series
• The Powerpuff Girls
• Guardians Of The Galaxy
• Marvel's Avengers: Black Panther's Quest
• Henry Danger
• The Thundermans
• Justice League Unlimited

• Top Wing
• Fireman Sam
• Lego City Adventures
• Paw Patrol
• Super Wings
• Robot Trains
• Blaze & The Monster Machines

Mildred & Luella On CBBC Finally Understanding Flashing Images

MILDRED: CBBC finally understood why some viewers get epileptic seizures! OOOAAAAAARRRGGHHH!! No wonder a man named Tom was sent to hospital following a seizure, maybe he'd been affected by the flashing images in the programme!
LUELLA: Tom, if you are listening to this, listen good! CBBC will somehow put up warnings for people with epilepsy!!!

My Diary - 3rd February-9th February

3rd February

In the Caves Of Calm, Turbo uses his mind the transport him to a happy, quiet place of water - the rainforest.

4th February

IF you give a cat some crayons, THEN he'll want to use them to draw plans for his inventions.

5th February

Once, the Spy Kids got tricked by Golden Brain, who used a hologram to lure them into a cave full of food and drink.

6th February

Arty loves baking cakes with his mum and dad. The best part? Creating art-tastic designs with different coloured frosting!

7th February

Wysteria is in the village where she seeks to find a cure for Spiny the dragon's sniffles.

8th February

 

I not only found a way to shame The Playlist ('Magic') but I also found cute baby animal videos with music just as similar to Tumble Leaf.

9th February

I've been baking cakes with Libby at her house before spending time at Sarah's flat watching Tracy Beaker.

The Mystery Of Why Diet Coke Is Saying Farewell Is CLOSED!

All through today Sarah, Libby and I have been trying to solve the mystery of why Diet Coke is saying 'Byeeee'.
Is Diet Coke getting cancelled?
Are people believing Diet Coke is bad for you and want it banned?
Whoever put 'Byeeee' on a Coke bottle?

And at last, Detective Sybil has solved the case - Diet Coke is telling us to embrace who we are! I'm embracing who I am, and I'm not letting my childish spirit of wonder and imagination getting away from me, not in a million years ever!
https://www.talkingretail.com/products-news/soft-drinks/diet-coke-encourages-individuality-new-year-campaign-07-01-2020/

New Works Inspired By Live Lessons: 500 Words 2017

• The Arctic Rainforest - The tale of a rainforest kingdom that resides deep in the Arctic, where animals that rarely live in this habitat live and act like humans and any animal outside the rainforest who enters becomes human. The tale of a polar bear warrior called Elai who must embark on a quest to find out who he truly is - mammal or man.

• Jack, The Giant's Son - At last I've regained that idea. Baby Jack is kidnapped by a giant and raised as his son. As Jack grows up, he has no idea that he was born in a world populated by normal sized humans like him...until one day, the giant flushes him down the toilet on purpose and he ends up back in the human world, where with the help of his new friend Kelly he tries to find his biological parents before the giant rages in yelling, "Fee fi fo fum, tell me now, WHERE IS MY SON?!"

Me, You, And Transformers Cybertron: I'll Always Love You

It's funny to recognize that there is a soothing bedtime book with swearing in it, but I've decided on an alternate version of this, without the swearing and once again featuring the Autobots telling their young lion cub friends they love them before bedtime. They do this each in their own unique and loving way, and children can also share this with parents as a before-bedtime story.

I.B.F.Fs & The Secret Door

The I.B.F.Fs and I go for a walk in the woods on a holiday in the countryside and find a secret door leading to endless possibilities and new worlds inspired by the works of Enid Blyton and attractions involving Figment at Epcot, where we can play, imagine and make up new stories using the one toy we can never leave behind throughout all life - imagination.

Me, You, And...Little Friends: The Diamond Castle - Medicine For Spiny

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DIz4UMDjTFyVO5JcvVVnCQeLiFS4nH6b3v3oSHl1i4Q/edit
It's a good thing the gang had made their way to the village, because Wysteria is about to acquire medicine for dragons from the local medicine man to cure Spiny's cold. Spiny is always sneezing and blowing his nose into his hankie, so why bother if you want to give a dragon medicine? It'll be useful for white dragons with runny noses like Spiny.

Also, I've found a tour of the DVD menus of the original Barbie & The Diamond Castle film. I only came here for the music!