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Thursday, 4 July 2019

Henry & The Chicken Toothpaste Truth

A story I wrote the Thursday before I moved house whilst watching an episode of Blue Peter. I wrote it in my David Grey notebook I got from Carol and was inspired by Henry's love of chicken toothpaste to create a disgusting story where Henry visits a KFC to see how they make chicken toothpaste and help remove disgusting waste from the mixture to get a disgusting taste out of it. Sadly, this was made before Radzi's departure in the middle of April, but if you're sad about missing Radzi, then this story will cheer you up...and maybe gross you out a bit.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18U67LnxQ37GLzE--G4jwXcdyYss8Jy0y1IJ0Nw5ZyYM/edit

Wednesday, 3 July 2019

This House Is Breaking Me Apart

What would happen if my experiences in my new house were adapted into a TV series that aired on CBBC? Well, this is the result:

This House Is Breaking Me Apart, which mixes animation and live action, tells of my struggle to cope with my new house and my dreams of the quiet, peaceful life I never got to live as I try to make my 'happy place' with the help of my nine best friends from four familiar TV series: Strange Hill High, Clangers, Kipper and Scream Street. I've done 27 episodes so far.

Our 27th episode takes place today. We're thinking about Tracy Beaker, and what would happen if I loved Tracy Beaker from a young age using a magic wand I drew earlier. The series mixes hilarious comedy with touching drama.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/16bAtsK48inwnPY59tRUxw9WGAaDnEUd2dY_CXixF_5Y/edit

Elmer's Ba-aaack....

The one and only Factory, makers of my favourite friends from Strange Hill High, Clangers and Scream Street, has decided to make Elmer into a TV series. I mean, I've seen the animated short Elmer as part of Anytime Tales when I was younger, but now I have a chance to get involved of the making of the TV debut of one of David McKee's favourite characters. My ideas involve Elmer floating in a large bubble caused by a bubble volcano, making up an imaginary friend called Jani and competing with the monkeys to see who is best at swinging through trees. I hope Factory likes those ideas...but I wish I saw Factory's website a lot sooner than I thought I would.

Tuesday, 2 July 2019

Flower Bed Dream

I had a nice, soothing, sweet smelling dream last night.

My I.B.F.Fs and I were asleep on a cool bed made of the nicest flowers - daffodils, lavender, daisies, roses...covered by a satin duvet, our heads laid on soft, comfy pillows. The bed was right in the middle of a peaceful meadow - just how I would like to live my life.

Nature is quiet, secluded and beautiful, even to an autistic girl like myself.

Saturday, 29 June 2019

The Story Of CBBC (The Story Of The Playlist spoof)

Once upon a time,
A few years ago,
Jake and Sophie presented
The first CBBC lineup

Since then, many shows
Have passed through the door,
Strange Hill High, Scream Street
And so much more

Not only do viewers
Get to watch CBBC
They also watch its sister channel
CBeebies

They showed stupidity,
But worry not,
It was only for shows
Like Horrible Histories

Some watched Operation Ouch,
Others The Next Step
But it's The Dumping Ground
That caused the most trouble...

Tracy Beaker, Roy and Wolfblood,
There's so much I have missed,
But don't worry,
There's loads more to come on CBBC

Sunday, 23 June 2019

My Friends The I.B.F.Fs

I know just how to launch the I.B.F.Fs' careers - in a poetry book! Its name is 'My Friends The I.B.F.Fs' and focuses on the soft, gentle relationship between me and my nine friends. Some of the poems I thought up last night, like the idea of Resus sharing a bath with me due to him having sensitive skin, or us lazing about on a warm Summer's day.

One poem I am going to take is 'Pillow Fight' which I wrote in my '642 BIG Things To Write About' book, where my friends and I have an epic pillow fight during a boring night in bed.

Every poem sums up our relationship gently and smoothly, and proves that even adults can behave like children too.

Saturday, 22 June 2019

New Puppy!

Next door have got a happy, bouncy new puppy! I wanted to call her Candi-Rose, after the character in The Dumping Ground, and he felt so cute and lovely - he spent most of his time chewing on a stick and loved mucking about sometimes. Let's see what next door thinks of the new name Candi Rose.

Saturday, 15 June 2019

The Card

Yesterday I got a card from school, signed by everyone and with a link to a poetry competition from the library - how I miss them! I'm so glad they did this just for me, I never thought they would do this, until yesterday. I'm going to cherish that card forever.



Monday, 10 June 2019

On The Way Home

Yesterday as we went home from Grandma's, mum and I saw two things that almost caught our eyes.

First, we saw a cow peeing in the field. I don't know how disgusting it was, but let's just say there was a lot of wee. Mum burst out laughing when she saw the weeing cow, but are there any toilets where cows graze? I think so.

Afterwards we saw something so random Mum was laughing even louder at what we passed by - a turkey! An actual, real life turkey! It was quite a random thing to pass by, and both of us were freaking out in a good way, as we have never seen a turkey on the side of the road before. I mean, pheasants were the main problem of driving, but a TURKEY?! That was unique.

My life in my new home however is very boring, I wish I found a magic device in the attic that granted all my wishes.

Saturday, 8 June 2019