Saturday, 28 November 2020

Hacker Is Hungry

Are YOU hungry for Christmas dinner?
"What shall I have for my Christmas banquet?" wondered Hacker to himself. "Maybe a nice juicy turkey to sink my teeth into? No, wait, maybe a joint of ham like in those classic cartoons! I won't eat Brussels Sprouts because they make you fart. How about a nice bit of white bread and crackers with lots of meat paste spread on top? Perhaps a nice iced Christmas cake?" Hacker was wondering about food so much his tummy rumbled and drool began to run like a waterfall out of his gaping mouth. But puppets like Hacker can't drool, not at all, so it just emerged as invisible drool. 

1 comment:

  1. One of the best posts ever, Hacker's invisible drool, very funny!

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