ME: Guys! Pizza's here!
LUKE/RESUS: Yeah, pizza!
ME: Aaaah. Nothing like lounging in front of the TV with a pizza takeaway on Boxing Day and watching CBBC.
LUELLA: Er....erm...is your pizza tomato and cheese?
ME: Yeah, no bits.
LUKE: Care to share a melted pizza topping kiss?
ME: Later, Luke, after we've eaten the last piece.
RESUS: My god, this pizza is soooo good!
LUELLA: Much better than cobweb and gherkin pizzas, I tell you. Imagine the amount of gas Farp passes.
CLEO: No, we don't want to talk about that. I'd prefer a pink crazy straw in my Coke.
ME: Okay, but since you've defeated the Grumpus today, don't tell me your burps sound like-
CLEO: [burps]
ME: The Grumpus. Six! Still stuffed from eating that pizza?
SIX: It's so good. You should seriously check out the effects normals brought onto this.
ME: Good on you. Now, who wants the last sli-hey! Who took the last slice of pizza?
[Dig and Lulu are eating the last two slices of pizza. They burp.]
RESUS: Lulu!
ME: Oh my god, does it always have to be Dig?
AT BEDTIME....
CLEO: Next time, just order sausage rolls as a substitute for pizza.
ME: Okay, but we've passed more gas out of our mouths than Farp on Christmas Day when he eats a whole plateful of sprouts, I think I can't take it anymore!
FARP: That's offensive!
ME: FARP?! What are you doing here?
FARP: Just thought I'd join you........any leftover pizza?
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