Scream Street Thought Of The Day - Zoo Of The Weird

Dig and Lulu - where would we be without them? They're Scream Street's resident pets who have absolutely anything to do with the street and the residents themselves. Anything, you say? Well for one, Lulu the leech is a housepet so she deserves attention and love by the vampires who take care of her, including her best owner, Resus Negative. She has a collar, but not Dig. And speaking of Dig, I'm pleased to let you in on a home truth: Dig is a stray. Who on Scream Street owns him? Promotional material stated that Doug kept Dig, but since he has no collar he wanders around the street eating things that come out of his other end and weeing exposed wee to mark his territory. There are short animated skits on the CBBC website that have Dig and Lulu as main characters, and are dialogue free apart from Lulu's hisses, Dig's wuffing and parts of Doug. And why in today's episode did they have an advert put up by Miss Carla Black? She should be banned from the series, you know, and so must adverts, as adverts pop up a lot in CBBC's annoying show Diddy TV - and boy, do I hate them! Sponsorship's okay, but adverts are not my taste, and the residents of Scream Street totally agree with me. Back to Dig and Lulu. Dig, since he is a half dog, has one end of a normal dog and one end of a dog skeleton, whilst her pal Lulu is a domestic pet who slithers around with no eyes, hissing and drinking blood out of a food bowl. Sounds weird? And as I was talking earlier about banning fake adverts from CBBC, since they are annoying at all, the 'Join In' song from CBBC has this verse:
"No brands - now what does that mean?
We couldn't care less who designed your jeans!
No logos, no big name brands
Or we won't show your video in TV land."
BUT! They totally disobeyed the rule and popped fake adverts in comedy shows like Diddy TV. Okay, back to Dig and Lulu - if they talked, the residents of Scream Street would finally be able to understand what they're saying, and sell money to homeless residents, like the homeless goblin who got rich thanks to Sir Otto Sneer getting struck by one of Carla Black's bullets. So kids, where's the homeless goblin now? Well all we have to thank is Dig and Lulu, I wish they looked up to me, if they did, I truly would be an animal tamer.