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Thursday, 7 March 2024

Fox & Friends - The Wind In The Willows (1995)

How realistic do Mole, Ratty, Badger and Toad look in this film?!

In this adaptation of The Wind In The Willows, the slow-paced charm of the adventures in the willows are this time read by Vanessa Redgrave in the style of another series done by TVC, the creators of this film, The Snowman and Granpa - Tales Of Beatrix Potter. Think of it as Cosgrove Hall meets a full length Beatrix Potter episode - except Peter Rabbit and his friends have been replaced by characters from Wind In The Willows. For centuries, boys and girls and mums and dads have read about Mole and his friends and how they managed to get Toad out of his misfortune. Well, did you know YTV aired this version?

I did!

What I'll Talk About At Fox & Friends - Rex The Runt

10.Pokemon: The First Movie
The main reason why I like the first ever Pokemon movie is not only because it didn't air on CBBC like future Pokemon series and movies did now (thank god), but also because of the scenes with Mew in the water, which are soothing, relaxing and very sensual, especially if you're a Pokemon fan seeking comfort and support after a long hard day.
9.Digimon Tamers
Okay, so Digimon Tamers aired as part of Operation 5 on YTV, which was sponsored by Kellogg's Froot Loops cereal - wait. Why did Kelloggs spell it like 'Froot' instead of 'Fruit'? I dunno. Anyway, I like Digimon Tamers mainly because of cute little Calumon - he is always wanting junk food and acts like a little kid, bringing the 'aaaaawww' factor to a new level. Of course, Guilmon, Renamon and Terriermon are my favourites too.
8.Limbo
Limbo was YTV's late night programming block which showed various grown up animations and adult programmes, most of which are either from Adult Swim or MTV. One show that left me gobsmacked was the inclusion of Aardman's late '90s claymation series Rex The Runt, which aired alongside Escaflowne in 2001. I'm whole again now, can someone give me a glass of lemonade? At least it's not Tuesday.
7.Rex The Runt
Speaking of Rex The Runt, this entry in the list is all about the claymation series. Released on DVD as part of Aardman's Darkside with Angry Kid and A Town Called Panic, this claymation series aired as part of YTV's Limbo in Canada alongside Escaflowne, as I mentioned earlier. Tuesdays will never be boring again when you find out Rex The Runt aired on YTV!
6.Escaflowne
I'm not here to talk about the movie, I'm going to talk about the series and this series only. Here, Hitomi is cheerful and always knows how to pull other's strings, especially when she's transported to Escaflowne, where she meets a lot of new friends like Van and Merle, who help her defeat the Black Dragon Clan. Like most anime series in Limbo, this anime series contains no music in some scenes, allowing viewers to feel what the characters are feeling naturally.
5.Freaky Stories
A hybrid series that ripped off CITV's Grizzly Tales?! You'd better believe these two series aired on YTV, OR ELSE! Anyway, this series, hosted by a puppet maggot and beetle, sees three different stories told through three different animation styles with three different narrators. If these narrators are kids, you'd better fall for it. But if the narrators are all different....who are they?!
4.YTV Schedule Archives.
This, alongside the Cartoon Network schedule archives page, is the most awesome website ever! It shows all the shows and movies that have aired on YTV for the past few years, as well as a few surprises along the way, such as Rex The Runt and Strawberry Shortcake. And yes, I can admit that He Man, Digimon and Transformers aired on there, no exceptions.
3.Trying a bacon and cheese roll for the first time.
Mmmmm-mmmmm-mmmm! Bacon and cheese? Better than cucumbers! When I went out with my support worker on Tuesday, we got our lunch from three different places: Harry Gow's, the Co-Op and Poppy's. In Poppy's, I saw a Tesco Winnie The Pooh bag (they also did one for My Little Pony too), a Victoria sponge cake and some luscious chocolate brownies. I've yet to order these someday! But when I tasted the cheese and bacon roll, I felt an urge of deliciousness in my mouth. It felt like pigs and mice were dancing on my tongue! More please, MOOOOOOOOOOOOORRE!
2.Raa Raa The Noisy Lion & In The Night Garden
My male support worker's baby boy, as I'm told, loves Raa Raa The Noisy Lion, mainly because of how simple the stories, backgrounds, colours and characters are. And Raa Raa is really friendly towards the other animals in the show, including kind-hearted Zebby and hyperactive Ooo Ooo. My fun support worker couldn't stop watching In The Night Garden for hours on end - In The Night Garden taught her children how to brush their teeth, and she knew things like Igglepiggle was a little boy, Upsy Daisy was a little girl, the Tombliboos were toddlers, Makka Pakka was a four year old and the Haahoos were grown ups.
1.Trying not to be such a Caillou
Sigh. Okay, so, yesterday I had a big shouting fit which sent me to my room. My mum was so upset and cross, it was as if she didn't love me anymore. Luckily, I told my kind-hearted support worker all about it, and she said she was going to find me someone I can talk to about my ongoing arguments with my family, much like a softer Jeremy Kyle - except without the upsetting scenes! Alright, then, today I will try my best to use my superpowers - focusing on a single object when I get stressed apart from the mirror I made, watching other stuff when other things stress me out, finding out if my stress is illogical or logical and asking for quiet time whenever I'm about to get angry, shout, whine or scream or act like a four year old.

You should use your superpowers too! 

Tuesday, 5 March 2024

A Rhyme About Disney's Attempt At Making An Inclusive Future

Disney is pandering,
And this has to stop.
Each of their films
Is a big fat flop!

What Fox & Friends Would Be Like For Me...

Fox & Friends

Today, my support worker took me for a drive around Loch Brora first thing. While we drove, we talked about her daughter going to an adventure camp with canoeing and rock climbing and everything, while the other subject we talked about is In The Night Garden, which my support worker can't stop watching with her kids - especially how Igglepiggle feels when he gets shocked, scared or upset. We matched everyone in the garden up to their real life personas:
Igglepiggle - a little boy
Upsy Daisy - a little girl
The Tombliboos - toddlers
Makka Pakka - a 4 year old
Haahoos - grownups
Pontipines - an old fashioned family
My support worker also told me that her son's baby boy loved watching Raa Raa The Noisy Lion on her phone. "Presents! For everyone!" I wonder how he feels about Raa Raa's hyperactive monkey friend Ooo Ooo? However, while up the mountain path I was beginning to feel a bit sick. My tummy acid was swirling and my sinus was hurting from too much fresh air. So my support worker had to turn back, and once we got to Loch Brora I had some Belvita biscuits and soon I felt much better. While there, before or after our walk(?), my support worker told me about this group called 'Fox & Friends' which features a group for autistic and disabled adults. I was like, "Yeah! Let's go for it!" and my support worker was like, "Okay, yeah, whatever." I also told her that I wanted to enter one of the library's competitions, so she asked me to go on the library's website to find out about any competitions that were on.

Later, we went to have our lunch at three different places, which inspired me to do a Plenty Of Hugs story, Lunch In Three Places. I'll tell you more later. We got my chocolate muffin from Harry Gow's, my drink from the Co-Op and a bacon and cheese roll from Poppy's. Well, Poppy's was bright and colourful today, what with Mickey Mouse and Jerry on the menu, a Winnie The Pooh bag with the Hundred Acre Wood heroes posing dramatically and comically, a Victoria Sponge cake and chocolate brownies. And guess what? I went in! Clever old you, me. We went to have our lunch at the fields, and it was here that I thought up who was going to be in my story - Furaha and her brother and best friend Orko would be there of course, but their cousin Lanka and her guardian angel Override would be there too. And introducing Lanka's little brother, who I call 'Stanny'. Stanny, like Arnold in Kipper and the toddler wolf with the lollipop in Sheeep, doesn't talk, but instead can communicate through body language and gestures. I also saw some birds on my trip out: ducks, swans and...eh...Gilly Plums? I may have to figure it out. These birds inspired three cafe settings in Lunch In Three Places:
The Blissful Swan (Lanka & Stanny's favourite restaurant)
The DuckNBarn (Furaha's favourite restaurant)
The Gilly Plum (Orko's favourite restaurant)

Override, since she can't consume human food of course, will wait outside for them and take them to the restaurant. So anyway, we went to the library and my support worker got out a craft bag for me - the last one in stock!

And that was basically it for the time being, kids, because now I'm full as an obese treasure box. My support worker made me happy and healthy, and I'm glad I don't grind me'teeth anymore! Woohoo!

"But will she join the ranks of the ever indestructible Fox & Friends? Stay tuned to find out!"

To Be Continued....

Sunday, 3 March 2024

Rockin' Star Sandwiches

I may think that Rock Dog is a bit like Kung Fu Panda, but anyway...
From the studio that once brought you He Man, Clifford The Big Red Dog and Star Hill Ponies comes a dog who loves to totally rock out! And he's partnered with this blogger to deliver a recipe for those sandwiches that'll make you feel like a star!

Saturday, 2 March 2024

Welcome To Sooty Land!

Welcome to Sooty Land, a place in Crealy Theme Park for Sooty fanatics young and old to attend whether their parents like the little bear or not. Well, at least there's no CITV anymore, but it would be better if it came back on TV. Darn you, streaming!

Brats Of The Lost Nebula, Digimon & Snit Station

Wait a minute. This show. THIS show. THIS SHOW aired on YTV in the early 2000's? During the year I was born? WELL! I didn't know that! Allow me to take you back to January 2000, during the day the Brats Of The Lost Nebula aired alongside Beasties, Digimon and Snit Station aired on YTV - altogether in one day!

Feeling Gentle

There are lots of gentle species in the jungle. Gorillas are tender, wolves are soft, lions are soppy, but have you ever heard of lioness cubs, Trollan wizards and Autobots? We all have, and now this story will show you how.

THE YTV SCHEDULES ARCHIVE!!!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I present, YTV. A brand new and exciting website with no clothes on for a change."
"Oh my, this is revolutionary! Marvellous!"
"Oh my god! They got that website on her blog...I MUST! WRITE! STORIES BASED ON THEM!"

Friday, 1 March 2024

Bluey At Kew-ey!

Kew Gardens is ready to rename itself to Kew-ey, as the Bluey excitement goes even further when Bluey teams up with the gardens this Easter to guide families and their kids on a tour of all the Spring blossom, plus there's an interactive play zone themed around Bluey too! Wackadoo!

12 Pieces Of Cartoon Network Lost Media

Those include my favourite parts of the video: Sunday Pants, Big Bag and Whatever Happened To Robot Jones.

Coffee & Cake Chit Chat Club

Today's the day of my Puffin Pool trip! Well, last time I went images of the dog in the picture above filled my head, thus creating 'Furaha, Orko & Lewis'. I had a fun time last time, eating at ASDA, burning off some fat in the pool and learning that I have to stay one age when I grow up to be another. I'll tell it all over coffee and chocolate cake!